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Post by Deathproof » Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:51 pm

CaptQuint wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:44 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:44 pm
CaptQuint wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:36 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:33 pm
CaptQuint wrote:
Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:35 pm
Meet 19 year old Ashli Blain, Chinook helicopter pilot fighting the wildfires in on the west coast. Loves having her ass eaten.

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I'll tongue fuck that asshole like there was no tomorrow.
Even after 8 hours in the pilot seat of Chinook over a forest fire?
MMM. Sweat stank awesomeness. :lol:

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Post by CaptQuint » Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:06 pm

““You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed” “And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flu"." President Donald John Trump 3/19/2020

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Post by Wut » Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:24 pm

That's a smaller version of this:

wut?

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Post by CaptQuint » Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:36 pm

Don't read the comments in that link
““You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed” “And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flu"." President Donald John Trump 3/19/2020

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Post by CaptQuint » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:01 am

Wut wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 10:48 pm
CaptQuint wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 9:41 pm
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British?

It has the ramp up front.
Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers of the United Kingdom's Royal Navy
““You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed” “And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flu"." President Donald John Trump 3/19/2020

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Post by CaptQuint » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:02 am

"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it's obscene" - Colonel Walter E. Kurtz
““You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed” “And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flu"." President Donald John Trump 3/19/2020

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Post by Wut » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:09 am

CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:01 am
Wut wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 10:48 pm
CaptQuint wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 9:41 pm
Image
British?

It has the ramp up front.
Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers of the United Kingdom's Royal Navy
It looks like two parked next to one another.
wut?

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Post by CaptQuint » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:17 am

Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:09 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:01 am
Wut wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 10:48 pm
CaptQuint wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 9:41 pm
Image
British?

It has the ramp up front.
Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers of the United Kingdom's Royal Navy
It looks like two parked next to one another.
She has two islands. One for navigation, one for flights ops. One can be used for both if one is damaged in battle
““You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed” “And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flu"." President Donald John Trump 3/19/2020

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Post by Wut » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:26 am

CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:17 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:09 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:01 am
Wut wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 10:48 pm
CaptQuint wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 9:41 pm
Image
British?

It has the ramp up front.
Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers of the United Kingdom's Royal Navy
It looks like two parked next to one another.
She has two islands. One for navigation, one for flights ops. One can be used for both if one is damaged in battle
They should just steal our designs.
wut?

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Post by CaptQuint » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:41 am

Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:26 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:17 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:09 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:01 am
Wut wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 10:48 pm
CaptQuint wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 9:41 pm
Image
British?

It has the ramp up front.
Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers of the United Kingdom's Royal Navy
It looks like two parked next to one another.
She has two islands. One for navigation, one for flights ops. One can be used for both if one is damaged in battle
They should just steal our designs.
They cannot (or will not) afford nuclear powered supercarriers that have catapults and the size of the crew a Nimitz or a Ford Class has. They made 2 of theirs and will only operate one at a time. They did buy F-35B Lightning II warplanes from us to use on their carrier
““You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed” “And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flu"." President Donald John Trump 3/19/2020

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Post by Wut » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:54 am

CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:41 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:26 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:17 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:09 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:01 am
Wut wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 10:48 pm


British?

It has the ramp up front.
Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers of the United Kingdom's Royal Navy
It looks like two parked next to one another.
She has two islands. One for navigation, one for flights ops. One can be used for both if one is damaged in battle
They should just steal our designs.
They cannot (or will not) afford nuclear powered supercarriers that have catapults and the size of the crew a Nimitz or a Ford Class has. They made 2 of theirs and will only operate one at a time. They did buy F-35B Lightning II warplanes from us to use on their carrier
They can build 1/2 scale models.
wut?

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Post by CaptQuint » Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:56 am

Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:54 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:41 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:26 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:17 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:09 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:01 am


Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers of the United Kingdom's Royal Navy
It looks like two parked next to one another.
She has two islands. One for navigation, one for flights ops. One can be used for both if one is damaged in battle
They should just steal our designs.
They cannot (or will not) afford nuclear powered supercarriers that have catapults and the size of the crew a Nimitz or a Ford Class has. They made 2 of theirs and will only operate one at a time. They did buy F-35B Lightning II warplanes from us to use on their carrier
They can build 1/2 scale models.
A 500 foot Nimitz Class would be adorable, they should scale down the warplanes too and hire midget pilots
““You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed” “And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flu"." President Donald John Trump 3/19/2020

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Post by Wut » Wed Sep 16, 2020 2:00 am

CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:56 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:54 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:41 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:26 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:17 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:09 am


It looks like two parked next to one another.
She has two islands. One for navigation, one for flights ops. One can be used for both if one is damaged in battle
They should just steal our designs.
They cannot (or will not) afford nuclear powered supercarriers that have catapults and the size of the crew a Nimitz or a Ford Class has. They made 2 of theirs and will only operate one at a time. They did buy F-35B Lightning II warplanes from us to use on their carrier
They can build 1/2 scale models.
A 500 foot Nimitz Class would be adorable, they should scale down the warplanes too and hire midget pilots
And all midget aircraft carrier would make a great reality show.
wut?

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Post by Flumper » Wed Sep 16, 2020 2:01 am

and they could paint the runway to look like a yellow brick road. I can just hear the call signs for the fighter pilots. Lollipop Guild, ready for takeoff.

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Post by CaptQuint » Wed Sep 16, 2020 2:06 am

The 284th Lollipop Guild Squadron (Dorothy's Demons)
““You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed” “And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flu"." President Donald John Trump 3/19/2020

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Post by Wut » Wed Sep 16, 2020 2:12 am

I think we have something here.
wut?

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Post by megman » Wed Sep 16, 2020 2:24 am

Just go with the flying monkeys and you don't need a carrier. :lol:

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Post by Antknot » Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:12 am

The deck would have to stand up to a house landing on it.

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Post by AnalHamster » Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:36 am

CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:41 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:26 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:17 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:09 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:01 am
Wut wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 10:48 pm


British?

It has the ramp up front.
Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers of the United Kingdom's Royal Navy
It looks like two parked next to one another.
She has two islands. One for navigation, one for flights ops. One can be used for both if one is damaged in battle
They should just steal our designs.
They cannot (or will not) afford nuclear powered supercarriers that have catapults and the size of the crew a Nimitz or a Ford Class has. They made 2 of theirs and will only operate one at a time. They did buy F-35B Lightning II warplanes from us to use on their carrier
We've always run cheaper lighter carriers, coupled with good old british ingenuity like the harrier jump jet which was the root of the F-35B STOVL tech. Worked fine in the Falklands. I suspect the age of the carrier is coming to an end anyway with the advent of hypersonic chinese carrier killers.

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Post by AnalHamster » Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:42 am

Deathproof wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:33 pm
Stapes wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:28 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:24 pm
Stapes wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:10 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:01 pm
CaptQuint wrote:
Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:35 pm
Meet 19 year old Ashli Blain, Chinook helicopter pilot fighting the wildfires in on the west coast. Loves having her ass eaten.

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How do we know that?
https://fireaviation.com/2020/09/13/tee ... -chinooks/



That's nice, but I didnt see anything about ass-eating.

Oh....lol I should have known that was what you were asking...lol
Well yeah. She's cute, and 19 years old makes it pretty likely she's a fan. It's not outside the realm of possibility that I could hit it. So of course I want to know.
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Post by Deathproof » Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:20 am

AnalHamster wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:42 am
Deathproof wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:33 pm
Stapes wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:28 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:24 pm
Stapes wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:10 pm
Deathproof wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 2:01 pm


How do we know that?
https://fireaviation.com/2020/09/13/tee ... -chinooks/



That's nice, but I didnt see anything about ass-eating.

Oh....lol I should have known that was what you were asking...lol
Well yeah. She's cute, and 19 years old makes it pretty likely she's a fan. It's not outside the realm of possibility that I could hit it. So of course I want to know.
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Post by CaptQuint » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:36 am

AnalHamster wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:36 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:41 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:26 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:17 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:09 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:01 am


Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers of the United Kingdom's Royal Navy
It looks like two parked next to one another.
She has two islands. One for navigation, one for flights ops. One can be used for both if one is damaged in battle
They should just steal our designs.
They cannot (or will not) afford nuclear powered supercarriers that have catapults and the size of the crew a Nimitz or a Ford Class has. They made 2 of theirs and will only operate one at a time. They did buy F-35B Lightning II warplanes from us to use on their carrier
We've always run cheaper lighter carriers, coupled with good old british ingenuity like the harrier jump jet which was the root of the F-35B STOVL tech. Worked fine in the Falklands. I suspect the age of the carrier is coming to an end anyway with the advent of hypersonic chinese carrier killers.
You mean where you had to requisition two civilian ocean liners and a merchant ship (that was half assed used as a transport aircraft carrier) to augment your declining Navy (thanks john nott) to regain a possession that the ministry had no plan to take back? At the loss of multiple surface vessels including 2 frigates and 2 destroyer. Not to mention the hail mary Vulcan flight (that was pretty amazing) but should not have been necessary with two carriers in the fleet.

““You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed” “And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flu"." President Donald John Trump 3/19/2020

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Post by CaptQuint » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:52 am

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““You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed” “And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flu"." President Donald John Trump 3/19/2020

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Post by AnalHamster » Wed Sep 16, 2020 12:08 pm

CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:36 am
AnalHamster wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:36 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:41 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:26 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:17 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:09 am


It looks like two parked next to one another.
She has two islands. One for navigation, one for flights ops. One can be used for both if one is damaged in battle
They should just steal our designs.
They cannot (or will not) afford nuclear powered supercarriers that have catapults and the size of the crew a Nimitz or a Ford Class has. They made 2 of theirs and will only operate one at a time. They did buy F-35B Lightning II warplanes from us to use on their carrier
We've always run cheaper lighter carriers, coupled with good old british ingenuity like the harrier jump jet which was the root of the F-35B STOVL tech. Worked fine in the Falklands. I suspect the age of the carrier is coming to an end anyway with the advent of hypersonic chinese carrier killers.
You mean where you had to requisition two civilian ocean liners and a merchant ship (that was half assed used as a transport aircraft carrier) to augment your declining Navy (thanks john nott) to regain a possession that the ministry had no plan to take back? At the loss of multiple surface vessels including 2 frigates and 2 destroyer. Not to mention the hail mary Vulcan flight (that was pretty amazing) but should not have been necessary with two carriers in the fleet.

The need for more carriers shouldn't be confused with the functionality of the existing carriers. There were concerns about the whole idea of the short take off vertical landing system, but in the event it was shown to be a powerful mobile base halfway across the world that allowed for a thorough ass kicking to be delivered to the argie-bargies..

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Post by CaptQuint » Wed Sep 16, 2020 12:15 pm

AnalHamster wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 12:08 pm
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:36 am
AnalHamster wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:36 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:41 am
Wut wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:26 am
CaptQuint wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 1:17 am


She has two islands. One for navigation, one for flights ops. One can be used for both if one is damaged in battle
They should just steal our designs.
They cannot (or will not) afford nuclear powered supercarriers that have catapults and the size of the crew a Nimitz or a Ford Class has. They made 2 of theirs and will only operate one at a time. They did buy F-35B Lightning II warplanes from us to use on their carrier
We've always run cheaper lighter carriers, coupled with good old british ingenuity like the harrier jump jet which was the root of the F-35B STOVL tech. Worked fine in the Falklands. I suspect the age of the carrier is coming to an end anyway with the advent of hypersonic chinese carrier killers.
You mean where you had to requisition two civilian ocean liners and a merchant ship (that was half assed used as a transport aircraft carrier) to augment your declining Navy (thanks john nott) to regain a possession that the ministry had no plan to take back? At the loss of multiple surface vessels including 2 frigates and 2 destroyer. Not to mention the hail mary Vulcan flight (that was pretty amazing) but should not have been necessary with two carriers in the fleet.

The need for more carriers shouldn't be confused with the functionality of the existing carriers. There were concerns about the whole idea of the short take off vertical landing system, but in the event it was shown to be a powerful mobile base halfway across the world that allowed for a thorough ass kicking to be delivered to the argie-bargies..
I don't think The Royal Navy needs more carriers, they needed a more functional carrier than they bought. I believe they were gonna split the design costs with The Frenchies on a small nuke carrier with catapults. This would have served both navies better in my opinion. Unlimited range with the nuke powerplant and warplanes with real bomb loadout capability. The whole ramp design limits the takeoff weight of the planes.
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