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[CHEEZY17]

Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.

[JackRabbit_Slim]

Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.

I remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.

[CHEEZY17]

Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.

I remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.

Why? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?

[JackRabbit_Slim]

Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.

I remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.

Why? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?

At this point you likely can't decipher between memory and fantasy..

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[CHEEZY17]

Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.

I remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.

Why? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?

At this point you likely can't decipher between memory and fantasy..

Nah, I don't know anyone here so I have no incentive to make stuff up. You're all just guys on a forum to me. Just how old do you think I am?
I'm sure you have some stories, too. Do you think the dudes here on a titty forum don't want to hear some of your sexy tales? Let em rip!

[Geist]

One time I jerked off with a guy in the parking lot of a Home Depot. Felt awkward going there for supplies afterward, had to find a new store for caulk.

[CHEEZY17]

You might be the only UJR where that story seems plausible.

[Geist]

You might be the only UJR where that story seems plausible.

I met them on UJ.

[HighNDry]

One time I jerked off with a guy in the parking lot of a Home Depot. Felt awkward going there for supplies afterward, had to find a new store for caulk.

So did he.

[JackRabbit_Slim]

One time I jerked off with a guy in the parking lot of a Home Depot. Felt awkward going there for supplies afterward, had to find a new store for caulk.

Lol wtf

[JackRabbit_Slim]

Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.

I remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.

Why? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?

At this point you likely can't decipher between memory and fantasy..

Nah, I don't know anyone here so I have no incentive to make stuff up. You're all just guys on a forum to me. Just how old do you think I am?
I'm sure you have some stories, too. Do you think the dudes here on a titty forum don't want to hear some of your sexy tales? Let em rip!

I guess i sort of assume everyone here is in their 50's and 60's..

[Blast]

Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.

I remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.

Why? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?

At this point you likely can't decipher between memory and fantasy..

Nah, I don't know anyone here so I have no incentive to make stuff up. You're all just guys on a forum to me. Just how old do you think I am?
I'm sure you have some stories, too. Do you think the dudes here on a titty forum don't want to hear some of your sexy tales? Let em rip!

I guess i sort of assume everyone here is in their 50's and 60's..

Haven't even made my mid 40's

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