Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Whackov · #5201

B-Tender wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:34 pm I'm not from the south, but I know the difference between grilling and barbeque.

Of course, I am bugging folks for calling all cooking out a BBQ. I also come from an area that refers to all brands of carbonated beverage as a Coke.

#5202

Or the ever popular vegetable named chili bean.

#5203

hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 9:22 pm Or the ever popular vegetable named chili bean.

Wadda ya mean, chili bean?

#5204

Animal wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 9:28 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 9:22 pm Or the ever popular vegetable named chili bean.
Wadda ya mean, chili bean?

You know, the Texas state soup, chili con carne.

megman · #5205

CentralTexasCrude · #5206

I feel insulted somehow and I'm not sure why.

peterosehaircut · #5207

Whackov wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 9:07 pm
B-Tender wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:34 pm I'm not from the south, but I know the difference between grilling and barbeque.
Of course, I am bugging folks for calling all cooking out a BBQ. I also come from an area that refers to all brands of carbonated beverage as a Coke.

Grilling is hot and fast, BBQ is low and slow.

AnalHamster · #5208

BBQ is on coals, otherwise you may as well be cooking it in an oven. My brother got me a top of the line gas one, so now I have to pretend it's awesome and use it when he comes over.

CaptQuint · #5209

AnalHamster wrote: ↑Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:11 am BBQ is on coals, otherwise you may as well be cooking it in an oven. My brother got me a top of the line gas one, so now I have to pretend it's awesome and use it when he comes over.

Is a top of the line gas grill a Weber like it is here? Or does Merry 'Ole England have a domestic premier grill maker?

Reservoir Dog · #5210

When I'm up at the lake I do most of my cooking over a camp fire.
I cook everything that way. Steak, burgers, hot dogs, potatoes, corn on the cob, zucchini, asperagas, peppers, you name it.
I've always considered it grilling.

what kind of grate setup do you use to put the food on to cook over the fire?

CHEEZY17 · #5211

AnalHamster wrote: ↑Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:11 am BBQ is on coals, otherwise you may as well be cooking it in an oven. My brother got me a top of the line gas one, so now I have to pretend it's awesome and use it when he comes over.

How is the Canadian bird- are you two married yet or waiting till the plague slows down a bit?

Wut · #5212

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:34 am
AnalHamster wrote: ↑Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:11 am BBQ is on coals, otherwise you may as well be cooking it in an oven. My brother got me a top of the line gas one, so now I have to pretend it's awesome and use it when he comes over.
How is the Canadian bird- are you two married yet or waiting till the plague slows down a bit?

#5213

Isn't a Canadian bird a "Loon"? Makes sense.

CHEEZY17 · #5214

"Bird" is Limey slang for a girl you wankers.

Wut · #5215

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:25 am "Bird" is Limey slang for a girl you wankers.

No shit, Sherlock.

CHEEZY17 · #5216

Wut wrote: ↑Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:32 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:25 am "Bird" is Limey slang for a girl you wankers.
No shit, Sherlock.

Getting a bit cheeky there, are we?

Whackov · #5217

B-Tender · #5218

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AnalHamster · #5219

CaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:14 am
AnalHamster wrote: ↑Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:11 am BBQ is on coals, otherwise you may as well be cooking it in an oven. My brother got me a top of the line gas one, so now I have to pretend it's awesome and use it when he comes over.
Is a top of the line gas grill a Weber like it is here? Or does Merry 'Ole England have a domestic premier grill maker?

It is a Weber. Could be a domestic one, I dunno. Never taken much of an interest in fancy grills, a firepit and a grate gets the job done.

AnalHamster · #5220

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:34 am
AnalHamster wrote: ↑Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:11 am BBQ is on coals, otherwise you may as well be cooking it in an oven. My brother got me a top of the line gas one, so now I have to pretend it's awesome and use it when he comes over.
How is the Canadian bird- are you two married yet or waiting till the plague slows down a bit?

Waiting, I'm guessing it'll be a long engagement. Her folks are all in Canada and my brothers are scattered round the world, so we can't really plan anything while travel restrictions keep coming and going.

jsdspif · #5221

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:45 pm
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 6:14 pm
Are we just going to ignore the fact that whatever these two chicks are up to, they're going to need a dozen bananas to do it?

I think it's that whore Carol and the other woman that starred in the 8 track porno tape "lustful tales of a perverted nympho housewife". If you recall when Carol is on the phone with the other woman (I can't remember her name) the woman states "I've got a banana up my HUNGRY CUNT!"
Speaking of Bananas,this really belongs in the rock star strories thread,but in Tony Iommi's book he tells a story of giving a chick a screw job after a drunk Ozzy had fooled around with her. The inside of the girls pussy is "mushy" and when Tony pulls his dick out there's this thick substance all over his dick. He freaks out and tells ozzy about it and Ozzy tells him"that's what's left of the banana i stuck in her cunt". That crazy Ozzy!

CaptQuint · #5222

Whackov · #5223

Not too shabby for 50. I would still go skating with her.

Stapes · #5224

Stapes · #5225