If you want to show some "integrity", burn off about 80 lbs of that lard ass, then we'll talk.Stapes wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:46 pmReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:37 pmHere's the whole article you plagiarized from.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:22 pm Minus 7 yards: The Seahawks and the worst offensive performance in NFL history
Seattle holds a record of futility that may never be broken.
How else could we quantify the worst offensive performance in league history?
Jim Zorn was 2-of-17 for 25 yards, completing both passes to Steve Largent. Sherman Smith ran the ball seven times for 16 yards, and there were five other runs that totaled seven more yards. Had that been the end of it, the Seahawks would have gained 48 yards against the Rams, which would be good for the 16th-worst total in NFL history.
But that wasn't the end of it.
Though they didn't keep individual sack numbers at the time, Zorn was credited as going down six times (I've seen different totals for this, going as high as eight) and losing 55 yards. The Seahawks total offense that day was -7 yards, the worst performance that the league has ever seen. They gained one first down all game long and never made it past their own 42 yard line.
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