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I wonder how the got an exact likeness of my abs and dick
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Stapes wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 5:34 pm I wonder how the got an exact likeness of my abs and dick
He probably took a photo of you in the gym shower
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:14 pm
rule34 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:09 pm
necronomous wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:56 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:55 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:38 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:56 pm I grew up in Detroit. I promise you there are a ton of black folks who love them some mayonnaise.
I dig it! Tomato and mayo sandwiches are the bomb.
If you put bacon on it.
And cheese.
And lettuce
And mustard.
If you're feeling fancy sprinkle a little salt and or pepper on the tomato to give it a little zest.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:14 pm
rule34 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:09 pm
necronomous wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:56 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:55 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:38 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:56 pm I grew up in Detroit. I promise you there are a ton of black folks who love them some mayonnaise.
I dig it! Tomato and mayo sandwiches are the bomb.
If you put bacon on it.
And cheese.
And lettuce
And mustard.
No.
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for some reason that reminds me of that xray machine thing way back when that you'd stand on and get your feet xrayed,and it gave everyone cancer.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:07 pm
jsdspif wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:59 am for some reason that reminds me of that xray machine thing way back when that you'd stand on and get your feet xrayed,and it gave everyone cancer.
Whaaat? I'll have to look that up. I like the Victorian times where they would tell the woman she was "hysterical" and then finger her until she orgasmed to cure her.
That's actually a funny movie, and it's called Hysterical. :lol:

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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:07 pm
jsdspif wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:59 am for some reason that reminds me of that xray machine thing way back when that you'd stand on and get your feet xrayed,and it gave everyone cancer.
Whaaat? I'll have to look that up. I like the Victorian times where they would tell the woman she was "hysterical" and then finger her until she orgasmed to cure her.
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First time I saw that show was one morning after a party at smart ass bitch's house, hysterical.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:07 pm
jsdspif wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:59 am for some reason that reminds me of that xray machine thing way back when that you'd stand on and get your feet xrayed,and it gave everyone cancer.
Whaaat? I'll have to look that up. I like the Victorian times where they would tell the woman she was "hysterical" and then finger her until she orgasmed to cure her.
There must have been a lot of resumes sent in for that job.
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HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:08 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:07 pm
jsdspif wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:59 am for some reason that reminds me of that xray machine thing way back when that you'd stand on and get your feet xrayed,and it gave everyone cancer.
Whaaat? I'll have to look that up. I like the Victorian times where they would tell the woman she was "hysterical" and then finger her until she orgasmed to cure her.
There must have been a lot of resumes sent in for that job.
Stapes searched for years until he found a Victorian proctologist that diagnosed him as hysterical.
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Animal wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:15 pm
HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:08 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:07 pm
jsdspif wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:59 am for some reason that reminds me of that xray machine thing way back when that you'd stand on and get your feet xrayed,and it gave everyone cancer.
Whaaat? I'll have to look that up. I like the Victorian times where they would tell the woman she was "hysterical" and then finger her until she orgasmed to cure her.
There must have been a lot of resumes sent in for that job.
Stapes searched for years until he found a Victorian proctologist that diagnosed him as hysterical.
I heard he gave the experience one thumb, way up
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HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:37 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:15 pm
HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:08 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:07 pm
jsdspif wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:59 am for some reason that reminds me of that xray machine thing way back when that you'd stand on and get your feet xrayed,and it gave everyone cancer.
Whaaat? I'll have to look that up. I like the Victorian times where they would tell the woman she was "hysterical" and then finger her until she orgasmed to cure her.
There must have been a lot of resumes sent in for that job.
Stapes searched for years until he found a Victorian proctologist that diagnosed him as hysterical.
I heard he gave the experience one thumb, way up
his yelp review was published in Dear Penthouse.
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This is giving me the vapors
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:12 pm Image
Did you just dox WTC?
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HighNDry wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:41 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:12 pm Image
Did you just dox WTC?
Nah, he did that hisself by blabbing about his uninteresting life
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there is no hope for grammar.
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Animal wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 3:50 pm there is no hope for grammar.
Is she sick?
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:34 pm Image
That was even funnier because it took me a second before the light bulb went off.....lol
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:32 pm Image
My porn is all labeled
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 6:59 pmWhen I was babysitting at 13 I found a video tape and watched it. Later in life, I saw it and the actress was that "Aunt Peg" character :oops:
Ah yea, "Aunt Peg" aka Juliet Anderson (née Judith Carr) kept a young QD drained yet warm. She wasn't fooling, she knew what she was doing! :twisted:
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Oh shit, she was in taboo 2
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Bless her heart
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Stapes wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:57 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:34 pm Image
That was even funnier because it took me a second before the light bulb went off.....lol
I had to read it 3 times afore I got it.
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