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Do you stay in touch with them?

I know I've talked to and met many over the years.
If they called you, would their name or nic show up on your phone?
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I’m lucky the folks that know me are generous with calling , texting and keeping current
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I have no friends.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Stymie :cry:
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none...i have spoken to many on the phone and via email. i dont call anyone generally. i have a phone in my hand all day at work.
speaking of which...i need to order a knife.
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No. Most only like me for my wife's tits.
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I like my relationship with UJ/UJr just the way it is thank you.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 4:42 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 4:27 pm No. Most only like me for my wife's tits.
Can you blame them?
Yes, but I don't.
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Funny, the only UJer in my phone is DT. Though I may add pork soon.
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My phone’s contact list is currently UJ-free.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 8:17 pm Funny, the only UJer in my phone is DT. Though I may add pork soon.
I don't like where this is going.
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pork wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 2:25 pm none...i have spoken to many on the phone and via email. i dont call anyone generally. i have a phone in my hand all day at work.
speaking of which...i need to order a knife.
Anytime my friend, just let me know what you need.
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DiverTexas wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 9:47 pm
pork wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 2:25 pm none...i have spoken to many on the phone and via email. i dont call anyone generally. i have a phone in my hand all day at work.
speaking of which...i need to order a knife.
Anytime my friend, just let me know what you need.
ill put it out on here in case someone else may want one. you made 2 of them for me in the past sort of a Japanese style blade. its a big chef knife. need one of those for a gift. thanks buddy
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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:13 pm I don't wanna know any of you fine! Actually, I'm a pain in the arse stay away.
You are like the old small blanket just out of the dryer. All warm and cuddly with a few stickers
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he just called you a jizz rag
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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:25 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:17 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:13 pm I don't wanna know any of you fine! Actually, I'm a pain in the arse stay away.
You are like the old small blanket just out of the dryer. All warm and cuddly with a few stickers
WHAT. THE. HELL. IN. ALL. SHITS. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY. TO. ME.?
Hint, pick the stickers out before you throw it in the dryer. I'm thinking your chances of "homemaker of the year" is not doing well.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:30 pm
pork wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:20 pm he just called you a jizz rag
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. ONLY FOUR PEOPLE FROM HERE HAVE JIZZED ON ME, I'D HARDLY CALL THAT A BLANKET THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
Uhm, your CAPS are locked on. You maybe trying aggression but we all know you are a softy cuddly thing.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:30 pm
pork wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:20 pm he just called you a jizz rag
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. ONLY FOUR PEOPLE FROM HERE HAVE JIZZED ON ME, I'D HARDLY CALL THAT A BLANKET THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
Only four?

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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:30 pm
pork wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:20 pm he just called you a jizz rag
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. ONLY FOUR PEOPLE FROM HERE HAVE JIZZED ON ME, I'D HARDLY CALL THAT A BLANKET THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
HOT!
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disco.moon wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:30 pm
pork wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:20 pm he just called you a jizz rag
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. ONLY FOUR PEOPLE FROM HERE HAVE JIZZED ON ME, I'D HARDLY CALL THAT A BLANKET THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
At the same time? What kind of parties do you and CQ get up to?
I blame Biker.
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:D
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 28, 2021 12:22 am
Stapes wrote: Fri May 28, 2021 12:20 am
disco.moon wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:30 pm
pork wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:20 pm he just called you a jizz rag
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. ONLY FOUR PEOPLE FROM HERE HAVE JIZZED ON ME, I'D HARDLY CALL THAT A BLANKET THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
At the same time? What kind of parties do you and CQ get up to?
😑
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want to make it 5?
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 28, 2021 12:22 am
Stapes wrote: Fri May 28, 2021 12:20 am
disco.moon wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:30 pm
pork wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 11:20 pm he just called you a jizz rag
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. ONLY FOUR PEOPLE FROM HERE HAVE JIZZED ON ME, I'D HARDLY CALL THAT A BLANKET THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
At the same time? What kind of parties do you and CQ get up to?
😑
You stuck your female beak out. What did you expect, We are all perv's.
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gotta keep swinging.
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pork wrote: Fri May 28, 2021 12:29 am gotta keep swinging.
Speaking of June 12th. How is that going? I have high hopes on making some bucks that one day. Totally in your favor, of course. I swear.
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