Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

[Animal]

well, he posted it in sort of a LULZ thread. so...

[CaptQuint]

well, he posted it in sort of a LULZ thread. so...

What's the excuses for all the fallacies in SFW?

[Biker]

well, he posted it in sort of a LULZ thread. so...

What's the excuses for all the fallacies in SFW?

It’s Babylon Bee article, dipshit. It’s not supposed to be taken seriously

[CaptQuint]

'Braveheart' To Get All-Female Reboot Starring Lena Dunham

LOS ANGELES, CA—Classic historical drama film Braveheart is receiving a reboot by Paramount Pictures next year, this time with an all-female cast.

Lena Dunham will play the starring role of Willow Wallace, a "fierce Scottish she-warrior who don't need no man."

Co-stars include Melissa McCarthy, Amy Schumer, and Beyonce. The band of female fighters will go on a brave quest to topple the patriarchy in 14th-century England, attempting to establish an all-female commune in present-day Scotland.

In an inspiring speech late in the film, Dunham's character will rant about abortion rights and healthcare for all, inspiring her squad of she-soldiers to charge into battle. "Aye, fight, and you may die. Run, and you may live another day being oppressed by heteronormative gender constructs," she yells. "But dying in a concentration camp run by Mike Pence many years from now, would you trade all the days from this day to that, to come back here and tell our patriarchal oppressors that they may take our lives, but they will never take our access to abortion on demand?"

The majority of the army is, of course, slaughtered.

"Historical drama films about men who actually existed have been very exclusionary in the past, insisting on casting men to play the men," said director Zena Noman. "We can finally end the discrimination that women face in not being cast for male roles. It's time to break the stigma."

Hey look the "democrat" posts a right wing satire site and fails to source it anywhere in the post and then says "it's the babylon bee"


Fucking dupe

[Biker]

'Braveheart' To Get All-Female Reboot Starring Lena Dunham

LOS ANGELES, CA—Classic historical drama film Braveheart is receiving a reboot by Paramount Pictures next year, this time with an all-female cast.

Lena Dunham will play the starring role of Willow Wallace, a "fierce Scottish she-warrior who don't need no man."

Co-stars include Melissa McCarthy, Amy Schumer, and Beyonce. The band of female fighters will go on a brave quest to topple the patriarchy in 14th-century England, attempting to establish an all-female commune in present-day Scotland.

In an inspiring speech late in the film, Dunham's character will rant about abortion rights and healthcare for all, inspiring her squad of she-soldiers to charge into battle. "Aye, fight, and you may die. Run, and you may live another day being oppressed by heteronormative gender constructs," she yells. "But dying in a concentration camp run by Mike Pence many years from now, would you trade all the days from this day to that, to come back here and tell our patriarchal oppressors that they may take our lives, but they will never take our access to abortion on demand?"

The majority of the army is, of course, slaughtered.

"Historical drama films about men who actually existed have been very exclusionary in the past, insisting on casting men to play the men," said director Zena Noman. "We can finally end the discrimination that women face in not being cast for male roles. It's time to break the stigma."

Hey look the "democrat" posts a right wing satire site and fails to source it anywhere in the post and then says "it's the babylon bee"


Fucking dupe

Yeah, like I have total control on what pops up on my feed

Dupe

[Reservoir Dog]

Yeah, like I have total control on what pops up on my feed

It's not about what pops up in your feed. It's about what you choose to pass on to here.

[CaptQuint]

'Braveheart' To Get All-Female Reboot Starring Lena Dunham

LOS ANGELES, CA—Classic historical drama film Braveheart is receiving a reboot by Paramount Pictures next year, this time with an all-female cast.

Lena Dunham will play the starring role of Willow Wallace, a "fierce Scottish she-warrior who don't need no man."

Co-stars include Melissa McCarthy, Amy Schumer, and Beyonce. The band of female fighters will go on a brave quest to topple the patriarchy in 14th-century England, attempting to establish an all-female commune in present-day Scotland.

In an inspiring speech late in the film, Dunham's character will rant about abortion rights and healthcare for all, inspiring her squad of she-soldiers to charge into battle. "Aye, fight, and you may die. Run, and you may live another day being oppressed by heteronormative gender constructs," she yells. "But dying in a concentration camp run by Mike Pence many years from now, would you trade all the days from this day to that, to come back here and tell our patriarchal oppressors that they may take our lives, but they will never take our access to abortion on demand?"

The majority of the army is, of course, slaughtered.

"Historical drama films about men who actually existed have been very exclusionary in the past, insisting on casting men to play the men," said director Zena Noman. "We can finally end the discrimination that women face in not being cast for male roles. It's time to break the stigma."

Hey look the "democrat" posts a right wing satire site and fails to source it anywhere in the post and then says "it's the babylon bee"


Fucking dupe

Yeah, like I have total control on what pops up on my feed

Dupe

You control what you post here, and you can include the link in your post you fucking lying sack of armadillo shit

[Biker]

'Braveheart' To Get All-Female Reboot Starring Lena Dunham

LOS ANGELES, CA—Classic historical drama film Braveheart is receiving a reboot by Paramount Pictures next year, this time with an all-female cast.

Lena Dunham will play the starring role of Willow Wallace, a "fierce Scottish she-warrior who don't need no man."

Co-stars include Melissa McCarthy, Amy Schumer, and Beyonce. The band of female fighters will go on a brave quest to topple the patriarchy in 14th-century England, attempting to establish an all-female commune in present-day Scotland.

In an inspiring speech late in the film, Dunham's character will rant about abortion rights and healthcare for all, inspiring her squad of she-soldiers to charge into battle. "Aye, fight, and you may die. Run, and you may live another day being oppressed by heteronormative gender constructs," she yells. "But dying in a concentration camp run by Mike Pence many years from now, would you trade all the days from this day to that, to come back here and tell our patriarchal oppressors that they may take our lives, but they will never take our access to abortion on demand?"

The majority of the army is, of course, slaughtered.

"Historical drama films about men who actually existed have been very exclusionary in the past, insisting on casting men to play the men," said director Zena Noman. "We can finally end the discrimination that women face in not being cast for male roles. It's time to break the stigma."

Hey look the "democrat" posts a right wing satire site and fails to source it anywhere in the post and then says "it's the babylon bee"


Fucking dupe

Yeah, like I have total control on what pops up on my feed

Dupe

You control what you post here, and you can include the link in your post you fucking lying sack of armadillo shit

Weird, I woulda thunk that even the low IQ person would recognize that the Mike Pence and abortion quote would’ve been enough for a person to suspect it’s a ruse. Guess not, and I’m sorry you’re to fucking stupid to see it

[CaptQuint]

If we only had a political subforum

[CaptQuint]

[necronomous]

Well thats shady as fuck

[Charliesheen]

That shit bums me out.

I’m supposed to like cops and help them out.

[Degas]

Subtle too, they really are dumb as fuck.

[CaptQuint]

[CaptQuint]

If we had Alexander's DNA I would like to compare it Wayne Gretzky's

[CentralTexasCrude]

If we had Alexander's DNA I would like to compare it Wayne Gretzky's

Alexander, three hat tricks in 350 BC

[necronomous]

[Biker]

Arrest me in Russia any day

[Stapes]

Arrest me in Russia any day

You just may be on to something.

[rule34]

Arrest me in Russia any day

I'll bet if you ask nicely she'll shove that baton up your ass.

[CaptQuint]

Watch a police officer admit to playing Taylor Swift to keep a video off YouTube


https://www.theverge.com/2021/7/1/22558 ... -copyright

[Stapes]

[Stapes]

[CentralTexasCrude]

How in the fuckity fuck did they evolve to do that. I understand the reason but even newborns hours old are like perched on a cliff thousands of feet tall.

[Animal]

How in the fuckity fuck did they evolve to do that. I understand the reason but even newborns hours old are like perched on a cliff thousands of feet tall.

its actually one of the easiest evolutionary paths to visualize. Failure to learn how to do that would weed out the lesser species pretty quickly.