Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

All the news from the peanut gallery and where all the nasty trash talk fails miserably.
It can get NSFW-ish here: you have been warned!

Moderator: Animal

Post Reply
Antknot
Not UJR's Military Attaché
Posts: 7309
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:30 pm
Location: South Carolina

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7126

Post by Antknot »

Burn1dwn wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 2:24 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 1:23 pm That's frickimg impressive.
Since I've never dived, I have two questions:

1)"Bends" only happen if you are using a breathing apparatus? She obviously ascended as quick as possible. I thought that was a no-no.

2)Is there a certain point a diver starts sinking instead of floating? The diver didn't seem to have to put much effort into the last half of the "dive". Was that momentum from the initial kicks or gravity?
Yes the bends only occur if you have breathed air under pressure and then been subjected to a lower pressure faster than your body can get rid of the dissolved gasses.
User avatar
DiverTexas
No life apart from this stupid forum board
Posts: 1614
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:56 pm

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7127

Post by DiverTexas »

Burn1dwn wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 2:24 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 1:23 pm That's frickimg impressive.
Since I've never dived, I have two questions:

1)"Bends" only happen if you are using a breathing apparatus? She obviously ascended as quick as possible. I thought that was a no-no.

2)Is there a certain point a diver starts sinking instead of floating? The diver didn't seem to have to put much effort into the last half of the "dive". Was that momentum from the initial kicks or gravity?
Bends happen when breathing compressed air.
Holding your breath doesn't have that effect.

The sinking had me wondering that as well.
When you dive you prefer to be at at steady/constant state of floatation.
Neither negative nor positive as it requires more work to maintain either of those states.
jsdspif
Tells *VERY* interesting (but true) stories.
Posts: 1145
Joined: Fri Jan 10, 2020 1:37 pm

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7128

Post by jsdspif »

CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 12:40 am
I'm somewhat doxing myself,but what the hell. The Righteous Brothers were supposed to play my hometown but when one of the guys didn't show up for the show they found him dead in his hotel room from cocaine intoxication,so the show was canceled.
User avatar
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7129

Post by CaptQuint »

Probably should put away the Bolivian marching powder in your 60's
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
User avatar
pork
Grouchy old fart.
Posts: 4083
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 7:48 pm
Location: frisco

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7130

Post by pork »

wtf are you talking about?
User avatar
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7131

Post by CaptQuint »

disco.moon wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 4:48 pm So, some men put things in their asses when happy about a football match. Fucking weirdos.
I'm missing so much not being a sportsball fan :cry:
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
User avatar
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 14107
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7132

Post by Reservoir Dog »

disco.moon wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 4:48 pm So, some men put things in their asses when happy about a football match. Fucking weirdos.
*Soccer
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
User avatar
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7133

Post by CaptQuint »

I hate that Canadians call bathrooms washrooms and electricity hydro
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
User avatar
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 14107
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7134

Post by Reservoir Dog »

CaptQuint wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:27 pm I hate that Canadians call bathrooms washrooms and electricity hydro
And you silly Merricans call couches sofas and pop soda.
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
User avatar
pork
Grouchy old fart.
Posts: 4083
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 7:48 pm
Location: frisco

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7135

Post by pork »

hold up...she is referring to soccer? do soccer players do something? i hate soccer.
User avatar
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7136

Post by CaptQuint »

Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:33 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:27 pm I hate that Canadians call bathrooms washrooms and electricity hydro
And you silly Merricans call couches sofas and pop soda.
Because that's what they are. No fucking sofas or pop in my house
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
User avatar
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7137

Post by CaptQuint »

pork wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:33 pm hold up...she is referring to soccer? do soccer players do something? i hate soccer.
Image
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
User avatar
pork
Grouchy old fart.
Posts: 4083
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 7:48 pm
Location: frisco

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7138

Post by pork »

Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:33 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:27 pm I hate that Canadians call bathrooms washrooms and electricity hydro
And you silly Merricans call couches sofas and pop soda.
in california we say couches and soda. sofa's and pop disappeared in the 40's
User avatar
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7139

Post by CaptQuint »

http://popvssoda.com/


See all the areas that aren't blue? That is where the stupid people live
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
User avatar
pork
Grouchy old fart.
Posts: 4083
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 7:48 pm
Location: frisco

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7140

Post by pork »

i cant see pictures at the office. hold up
User avatar
pork
Grouchy old fart.
Posts: 4083
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 7:48 pm
Location: frisco

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7141

Post by pork »

i never understood the coke thing. coke is a brand not an encompassing product. if you ordered an orange coke out here you would look like an idiot. in texas i think they would serve you a sunkist or a fanta orange.
User avatar
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7142

Post by CaptQuint »

In the south they call all soda "coke"

Waitress "What you y'all like to drink?"

Customer "Coke"

Waitress "What kind?"

Customer "Orange Fanta"
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
User avatar
CHEEZY17
Libertarian house cat
Posts: 16099
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:25 pm

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7143

Post by CHEEZY17 »

MMM. I do like that Diet Mountain Dew flavored coke.
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
User avatar
pork
Grouchy old fart.
Posts: 4083
Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 7:48 pm
Location: frisco

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7144

Post by pork »

out here it would go like this:

i'd like a diet pepsi...

waitress: sorry we only have coke...ok ill have a diet coke.

hey bob what would you like: I'd like an orange coke.

waitress: bob wtf is an orange coke?
User avatar
CHEEZY17
Libertarian house cat
Posts: 16099
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:25 pm

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7145

Post by CHEEZY17 »

[media] [/media]
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
User avatar
Biker
Official UJR Russian Asset
Posts: 13771
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:22 pm

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7146

Post by Biker »

I havent had soda in years
theclap
Needs to step away from the keyboard.
Posts: 577
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:45 am

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7147

Post by theclap »

CaptQuint wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:27 pm I hate that Canadians call bathrooms washrooms and electricity hydro
I have a serious all be it ignorant question ...... Is all electricity in Canada hydro generated?
User avatar
megman
Nanook of the North
Posts: 5702
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:37 pm
Location: Halfway between the Equator and the North Pole

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7148

Post by megman »

theclap wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 8:13 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:27 pm I hate that Canadians call bathrooms washrooms and electricity hydro
I have a serious all be it ignorant question ...... Is all electricity in Canada hydro generated?
No. But we do pay a Hydro bill.
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
User avatar
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7149

Post by CaptQuint »

Silly, like a Texan paying a coal bill
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
User avatar
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

#7150

Post by CaptQuint »

That poor man only has balls :o
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
Post Reply