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Biker really spamming today, wonder if fellow Texan/retard WTC is gonna count his posts
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 3:34 pm I finally watched this. These kinds of things are so terrifying to me. I used to have recurring nightmares where I was under water trying to make it to the top in time. I can't wrap my brain around how people don't panic. I mean, I'm sure this isn't her first time, but damn. I would think she goes into a meditative state too.
Thalassophobia, which to be fair, is a pretty damn sensible fear to have.

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Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:51 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:25 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:23 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:21 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:17 pm
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i never played this game, but i watched it enough that it bugs me that the guy doesn't move his "shooter" over to the far right when the things start flying in so he can blast every one of them as they make the turn.
They move too fast. You can only get 2 or 3 of them doing that.
well, it was a few years ago, but i seem to remember guys moving over and getting all (or almost) every single one of them with rapid fire shots as they flew in.
Dude, if I had all the money back I ever put into that game I'd have a Lamborghini in my driveway. They move faster than you can shoot. You'll get 3 tops!
I am sure you are right, because I never played it. I just remember standing behind people and watching. BUT.....

If you watch this around 20 seconds, it looks to me like there are 8 of those "bees" and he gets all but 2 of them. So that's 6 of the 8.

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necronomous wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:38 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:51 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:25 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:23 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:21 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:17 pm

i never played this game, but i watched it enough that it bugs me that the guy doesn't move his "shooter" over to the far right when the things start flying in so he can blast every one of them as they make the turn.
They move too fast. You can only get 2 or 3 of them doing that.
well, it was a few years ago, but i seem to remember guys moving over and getting all (or almost) every single one of them with rapid fire shots as they flew in.
Dude, if I had all the money back I ever put into that game I'd have a Lamborghini in my driveway. They move faster than you can shoot. You'll get 3 tops!
I am sure you are right, because I never played it. I just remember standing behind people and watching. BUT.....

If you watch this around 20 seconds, it looks to me like there are 8 of those "bees" and he gets all but 2 of them. So that's 6 of the 8.

My highest level was 211.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:39 pm
necronomous wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:38 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:51 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:25 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:23 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:21 pm

They move too fast. You can only get 2 or 3 of them doing that.
well, it was a few years ago, but i seem to remember guys moving over and getting all (or almost) every single one of them with rapid fire shots as they flew in.
Dude, if I had all the money back I ever put into that game I'd have a Lamborghini in my driveway. They move faster than you can shoot. You'll get 3 tops!
I am sure you are right, because I never played it. I just remember standing behind people and watching. BUT.....

If you watch this around 20 seconds, it looks to me like there are 8 of those "bees" and he gets all but 2 of them. So that's 6 of the 8.

My highest level was 211.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:40 pm
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What's the story with robolegs?
He doesn't have legs, so they made him some.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:40 pm
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What's the story with robolegs?
No clue, but I was more interested in the hooves on his wife
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Biker wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:42 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:40 pm
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What's the story with robolegs?
No clue, but I was more interested in the hooves on his wife
Judging by her feet, her penis must be huge.
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necronomous wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:40 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:39 pm
necronomous wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:38 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:51 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:25 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:23 pm

well, it was a few years ago, but i seem to remember guys moving over and getting all (or almost) every single one of them with rapid fire shots as they flew in.
Dude, if I had all the money back I ever put into that game I'd have a Lamborghini in my driveway. They move faster than you can shoot. You'll get 3 tops!
I am sure you are right, because I never played it. I just remember standing behind people and watching. BUT.....

If you watch this around 20 seconds, it looks to me like there are 8 of those "bees" and he gets all but 2 of them. So that's 6 of the 8.

My highest level was 211.
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It was like 20 bucks in quarters. Took all day.
Tabletop or stand up? For some reason I was never as good with the stand up. But I ROCKED if I was sitting down!
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:46 pm
necronomous wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:40 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:39 pm
necronomous wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:38 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:51 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:25 pm

Dude, if I had all the money back I ever put into that game I'd have a Lamborghini in my driveway. They move faster than you can shoot. You'll get 3 tops!
I am sure you are right, because I never played it. I just remember standing behind people and watching. BUT.....

If you watch this around 20 seconds, it looks to me like there are 8 of those "bees" and he gets all but 2 of them. So that's 6 of the 8.

My highest level was 211.
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It was like 20 bucks in quarters. Took all day.
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necronomous wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:40 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:39 pm
necronomous wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:38 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:51 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:25 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:23 pm

well, it was a few years ago, but i seem to remember guys moving over and getting all (or almost) every single one of them with rapid fire shots as they flew in.
Dude, if I had all the money back I ever put into that game I'd have a Lamborghini in my driveway. They move faster than you can shoot. You'll get 3 tops!
I am sure you are right, because I never played it. I just remember standing behind people and watching. BUT.....

If you watch this around 20 seconds, it looks to me like there are 8 of those "bees" and he gets all but 2 of them. So that's 6 of the 8.

My highest level was 211.
:beavisbutthead:
It was like 20 bucks in quarters. Took all day.
Was that at spaceaces place?
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 12:03 am I can't find the YouTube thread so..... I've been binging Key and Peel and laughing my butt off! The football sketch is so funny you guys.

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rule34 wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:47 pm
necronomous wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:40 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:39 pm
necronomous wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:38 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:51 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:25 pm

Dude, if I had all the money back I ever put into that game I'd have a Lamborghini in my driveway. They move faster than you can shoot. You'll get 3 tops!
I am sure you are right, because I never played it. I just remember standing behind people and watching. BUT.....

If you watch this around 20 seconds, it looks to me like there are 8 of those "bees" and he gets all but 2 of them. So that's 6 of the 8.

My highest level was 211.
:beavisbutthead:
It was like 20 bucks in quarters. Took all day.
Was that at spaceaces place?
Fuck that guy
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necronomous wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 12:40 am
rule34 wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 10:47 pm
necronomous wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:40 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:39 pm
necronomous wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:38 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:51 pm

I am sure you are right, because I never played it. I just remember standing behind people and watching. BUT.....

If you watch this around 20 seconds, it looks to me like there are 8 of those "bees" and he gets all but 2 of them. So that's 6 of the 8.

My highest level was 211.
:beavisbutthead:
It was like 20 bucks in quarters. Took all day.
Was that at spaceaces place?
Fuck that guy
:lol: I don't even remember what your deal was with that guy it's been so long.
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Shit, she could walk on water.
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DiverTexas wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 1:41 am
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Shit, she could walk on water.
I've water skied barefoot but damn. :lol:
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You Lefties should watch this. It's Ralphie may
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HighNDry wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:45 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:42 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:40 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:39 pm Image
What's the story with robolegs?
No clue, but I was more interested in the hooves on his wife
Judging by her feet, her penis must be huge.
Fuckin A. You cant miss those things. I think thats the longest 2nd toe I've ever seen. :o
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:40 pm
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What's the story with robolegs?
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:40 pm
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What's the story with robolegs?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/s ... s-18457560
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Animal wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:17 pm
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i never played this game, but i watched it enough that it bugs me that the guy doesn't move his "shooter" over to the far right when the things start flying in so he can blast every one of them as they make the turn.
I wasted many a precious hour playing Galaga (and the older Galaxian) in the Annex game room at the university in the early 80's, and I got really good at it. Much like PacMan, the game played on a default route, it really wasn't random at the start of a stage until all the lines of ships were in position. So you're right, at the start of every stage, it was imperative to move your ship to one side of the other (not too far to the side but a couple of ship widths away), and start firing away at the line of ships coming from the side or top of the screen while slowing moving. There was a definite way to blast them all out, then you also got bonus points. If you didn't blast them all, you moved over to the other side of the screen to fire at another line. But always be blasting, never stop! It was possible if your aim was good and quick enough, to actually start a level with almost no enemy ships in position. That's how you could rack up the bonus points. Big issue many players had was firing from their own ship fast enough without their arm tensing up. I learned to use my thumb on the fire button while resting the pinkie on the game board while shaking my rest up and down, I could play for an hour without getting tired, most people played with their index or middle finger and would last only a few levels before tiring out.

This player is horrible, or a beginner. Too many times he wasn't firing, and learning to strafe properly around the enemy ships was a big key to getting to the higher stages. I don't know the limit, but I did have the game reset a few times when I guess it felt I was playing too long on one quarter.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 2:15 pm I wasted many a precious hour playing Galaga (and the older Galaxian) in the Annex game room at the university in the early 80's, and I got really good at it.
Did you play Asteroids?
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