LOLZ (NSFW)

[Stapes]

W/CTC needs a new car...

The General Lee jumped over a squad car."

" Hold my beer"

[CaptQuint]

[megman]

Saw that on a shirt a couple months ago.

[necronomous]

Saw that on a shirt a couple months ago.

I don't get it

It's the principles of electricity. Ohms are resistance to flow. Watts are what push the flow, and amps are the power basically speaking.

[QillerDaemon]

I don't get it

As a rough analogy: electricity is defined by the number and movement of electrons (negatively charged particles), so they can be analogized by looking at them as water molecules moving thru a pipe. Voltage is water pressure (a battery or a electric motor are kinds of electrical pumps), amperage is the flow of water moving thru the pipe, and resistance is the shape and roughness of the water pipe, which itself is a function of the water pressure (voltage) over the flow of water moving thru the pipe (amperage).

Hope that helps!

[Reservoir Dog]

[necronomous]

maybe she's perioding.

Maybe, but she's definitely a fucking stupid cunt.

[Reservoir Dog]

maybe she's perioding.

Maybe, but she's definitely a fucking stupid cunt.

Most definitely, it was found in the r/facepalm sub

Having a penis is not an excuse for having an attitude.

[Stapes]

maybe she's perioding.

Maybe, but she's definitely a fucking stupid cunt.

What's your excuse?

[necronomous]

maybe she's perioding.

Maybe, but she's definitely a fucking stupid cunt.

What's your excuse?

Your wife won't shut the fuck up and it keeps me up at night. Makes me cranky.

[CaptQuint]

[necronomous]

Illiterate and edgy.

Maybe he's buying a hooker for you.

[CaptQuint]

[CaptQuint]

Fuck Rand

[QillerDaemon]

It's not the heat that gets you, it's the humidity.

Says every Floridian between the months of March and November...

[CaptQuint]

[rule34]

[peterosehaircut]

I tried zucchini pasta once. Huge nope!

[jsdspif]

I was paying so much attention to her it took a moment for me to notice the suction cup dildo thing. Why is it so high on the wall? was she just sucking on it? Or is it just a joke? Does anyone on here know her?

[necronomous]

I was paying so much attention to her it took a moment for me to notice the suction cup dildo thing. Why is it so high on the wall? was she just sucking on it? Or is it just a joke? Does anyone on here know her?

My guess is the tub is higher than the floor

[necronomous]

Maybe it was for her mouth. Gotta loosen up the mandible for later. See, she's even sticking out her tongue to show she's ready for insertion.

When you say it it's not creepy. When Howie says it, my skin separates itself and crawls away.

[CHEEZY17]

Damn, if she's that cute with a fuckng towel on her head I bet she's adorable when she's fixed up.

[necronomous]

Maybe it was for her mouth. Gotta loosen up the mandible for later. See, she's even sticking out her tongue to show she's ready for insertion.

When you say it it's not creepy. When Howie says it, my skin separates itself and crawls away.

You mean him talking about an Asian woman draining his nutsack is off-putting?

Everything he says about women is fucking off-putting. Even the "non-creepy" stuff is fucking creepy. Look my dad was an old pervert, but when he said he's stuff, even the most raunchy, you just laughed because you knew it was a "joke", but Howie, every time, my skin fucking crawls.

[jsdspif]

speaking of old pervs...my family had a neighbor and he borrowed our tractor every now and then. Then he got married and his new wife had a daughter my age,at this time I was probably 13 or so,and the daughter was pretty hot already. We were kind of friends/on good speaking terms ,probably only because when the guy wanted to borrow the tractor she'd come and get it (the tractor). So a few years later and now we both party so sometimes she'd hang around with me and Billings and the rest of the group. One day she and I were talking and I asked hows life with a new dad,and she said pretty good that he's pretty much a nice guy but....he can be a pervert sometimes. I asked her how and she said (and she's pretty much smoking hot now 16 or so) she said "I was out sunbathing the other day and when he walked by he said "You better start doing some trimming,I see some hair hanging out". When that chick got to be about 25 she started aging very rapidly and by the time she hit 35 she looked like she was about 70. My son met her way back then and I told him she used to be one of the hottest girls at school and he said what the fuck happened to her? I had heard when she was married her husband abused her pretty bad a few times,so that may have had something to do with it. One time me Billings and Alvin were partying with her and another girl and Al kept getting behind them and whipping his dick out,and I thought that minibike brother had a small penis!

[CentralTexasCrude]

My SIL got me these little kitties that go in your plants. They're disturbingly anatomically correct