Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

[Reservoir Dog]

So there is a worldwide religious conference held in Washington DC. 2 guys meet at a local diner and start talking and find out they both are attending the same conference.
1st guy: "So what religion do you worship?"
2nd guy: "Christian"
1st guy: "Me too".

1st: "Catholic or Protestant?"
2nd: "Protestant"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "What denomination?"
2nd: "Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Southern Baptist Order of St Luke or Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew".
1st: "Die and burn in Hell, heretic"

How many times are you planning on posting this same joke?

Aren’t you one of the posters that post the same meme over and over trying to get to WTC/CTC?

Yup!

[necronomous]

So there is a worldwide religious conference held in Washington DC. 2 guys meet at a local diner and start talking and find out they both are attending the same conference.
1st guy: "So what religion do you worship?"
2nd guy: "Christian"
1st guy: "Me too".

1st: "Catholic or Protestant?"
2nd: "Protestant"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "What denomination?"
2nd: "Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Southern Baptist Order of St Luke or Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew".
1st: "Die and burn in Hell, heretic"

How many times are you planning on posting this same joke?

Aren’t you one of the posters that post the same meme over and over trying to get to WTC/CTC?

Yup!

It's ok we still love you.

[Reservoir Dog]

So there is a worldwide religious conference held in Washington DC. 2 guys meet at a local diner and start talking and find out they both are attending the same conference.
1st guy: "So what religion do you worship?"
2nd guy: "Christian"
1st guy: "Me too".

1st: "Catholic or Protestant?"
2nd: "Protestant"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "What denomination?"
2nd: "Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Southern Baptist Order of St Luke or Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew".
1st: "Die and burn in Hell, heretic"

How many times are you planning on posting this same joke?

Aren’t you one of the posters that post the same meme over and over trying to get to WTC/CTC?

Yup!

It's ok we still love you.

Aww... dude...

[necronomous]

So there is a worldwide religious conference held in Washington DC. 2 guys meet at a local diner and start talking and find out they both are attending the same conference.
1st guy: "So what religion do you worship?"
2nd guy: "Christian"
1st guy: "Me too".

1st: "Catholic or Protestant?"
2nd: "Protestant"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "What denomination?"
2nd: "Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Southern Baptist Order of St Luke or Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew".
1st: "Die and burn in Hell, heretic"

How many times are you planning on posting this same joke?

Aren’t you one of the posters that post the same meme over and over trying to get to WTC/CTC?

Yup!

It's ok we still love you.

Aww... dude...

[CentralTexasCrude]

So there is a worldwide religious conference held in Washington DC. 2 guys meet at a local diner and start talking and find out they both are attending the same conference.
1st guy: "So what religion do you worship?"
2nd guy: "Christian"
1st guy: "Me too".

1st: "Catholic or Protestant?"
2nd: "Protestant"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "What denomination?"
2nd: "Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Southern Baptist Order of St Luke or Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew".
1st: "Die and burn in Hell, heretic"

How many times are you planning on posting this same joke?

Aren’t you one of the posters that post the same meme over and over trying to get to WTC/CTC?

Yeah, uhm No. It's just my favorite religious joke.

[Blast]

Good grief

Someone get that chick a sammich, also get kids tits are bigger than her head.

[CentralTexasCrude]

Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

[Blast]

Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

You said this last week.

Just call him a hockey hating asshat that can fuck up a doughnut at Tim Hortons, and you hope his poutine ends up on the crack of his momma's ass like the best parts of him.
Then he can call you a rib boiling, bean chili eating fake Texan whose whole view if the world is clouded by shiner bock and sand while you savagely fuck yourself in the ass with a barrel cactus.

[Reservoir Dog]

Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

Sorry for having a better memory than you. Perhaps you shouldn't have drank yours all away.

[QillerDaemon]

Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

You said this last week.

Just call him a hockey hating asshat that can fuck up a doughnut at Tim Hortons, and you hope his poutine ends up on the crack of his momma's ass like the best parts of him.
Then he can call you a rib boiling, bean chili eating fake Texan whose whole view if the world is clouded by shiner bock and sand while you savagely fuck yourself in the ass with a barrel cactus.

That's shockingly specific.

[CentralTexasCrude]

Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

Sorry for having a better memory than you. Perhaps you shouldn't have drank yours all away.

NFL pool time is weeks away. Shouldn't you be boning up on your "math for dummies" handbook?

[CentralTexasCrude]

Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

You said this last week.

Just call him a hockey hating asshat that can fuck up a doughnut at Tim Hortons, and you hope his poutine ends up on the crack of his momma's ass like the best parts of him.
Then he can call you a rib boiling, bean chili eating fake Texan whose whole view if the world is clouded by shiner bock and sand while you savagely fuck yourself in the ass with a barrel cactus.

That's shockingly specific.

Home brewed beer makers seem to be under a lot of pressure.

[Reservoir Dog]

Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

Sorry for having a better memory than you. Perhaps you shouldn't have drank yours all away.

NFL pool time is weeks away. Shouldn't you be boning up on your "math for dummies" handbook?

*yawn*
1/2 star rating.

[CentralTexasCrude]

Let me guess, you have no idea what percentage that is.

[Blast]

Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

You said this last week.

Just call him a hockey hating asshat that can fuck up a doughnut at Tim Hortons, and you hope his poutine ends up on the crack of his momma's ass like the best parts of him.
Then he can call you a rib boiling, bean chili eating fake Texan whose whole view if the world is clouded by shiner bock and sand while you savagely fuck yourself in the ass with a barrel cactus.

That's shockingly specific.

Home brewed beer makers seem to be under a lot of pressure.

Let go of the beer, it'll fuck up your life even more than... oh fuckit.

[Reservoir Dog]

Let me guess, you have no idea what percentage that is.

The line is 3 pixels too far to the right so it's 10.0003%
Write that down so you don't forget it later.

[nerd_alert]

Here's a jet engine powered ford tractor
https://www.hemmings.com/stories/2020/0 ... v-8-museum
I also saw a youtube video of one but this article was what came up from my quick google.
More importantly actually 2 things more importantly,Kelly Ripa has a hot daughter with tits the size of watermelons. Internet image posting experts please post images of said tits.

Age check?

20 years old

[theclap]

Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

You said this last week.

Just call him a hockey hating asshat that can fuck up a doughnut at Tim Hortons, and you hope his poutine ends up on the crack of his momma's ass like the best parts of him.
Then he can call you a rib boiling, bean chili eating fake Texan whose whole view if the world is clouded by shiner bock and sand while you savagely fuck yourself in the ass with a barrel cactus.

Sure.... But on what day of the week?

[theclap]

Too bad that drag strip couldn’t double as a landing strip.

Looks doable to me. I regularly fly off of worse lol

[Biker]

Here's a jet engine powered ford tractor
https://www.hemmings.com/stories/2020/0 ... v-8-museum
I also saw a youtube video of one but this article was what came up from my quick google.
More importantly actually 2 things more importantly,Kelly Ripa has a hot daughter with tits the size of watermelons. Internet image posting experts please post images of said tits.

Those some proper birthing hips

[Animal]

Let me guess, you have no idea what percentage that is.

The line is 3 pixels too far to the right so it's 10.0003%
Write that down so you don't forget it later.

Before you write it down, let's get it right first. A pixel is 1/96 inches. And that star (on my screen) is about 0.83 inches wide. So, half that star is 0.415 inches wide. 3 pixels would be 0.03125 inches. which would be 0.03125/0.415 = 7.5% of that half of the star. So, that would represent 17.5% and not 10.0003%, if in fact, it was 3 pixels to the right.

If, like you said, it was 10.0003%, then that would be .0003/0.415 = 0.000125 inches which would be 83.668 pixels. Thanks.

[Homebrew]

Let me guess, you have no idea what percentage that is.

The line is 3 pixels too far to the right so it's 10.0003%
Write that down so you don't forget it later.

Before you write it down, let's get it right first. A pixel is 1/96 inches. And that star (on my screen) is about 0.83 inches wide. So, half that star is 0.415 inches wide. 3 pixels would be 0.03125 inches. which would be 0.03125/0.415 = 7.5% of that half of the star. So, that would represent 17.5% and not 10.0003%, if in fact, it was 3 pixels to the right.

If, like you said, it was 10.0003%, then that would be .0003/0.415 = 0.000125 inches which would be 83.668 pixels. Thanks.

I think I had a seizure reading that.

[Antknot]

Let me guess, you have no idea what percentage that is.

The line is 3 pixels too far to the right so it's 10.0003%
Write that down so you don't forget it later.

Before you write it down, let's get it right first. A pixel is 1/96 inches. And that star (on my screen) is about 0.83 inches wide. So, half that star is 0.415 inches wide. 3 pixels would be 0.03125 inches. which would be 0.03125/0.415 = 7.5% of that half of the star. So, that would represent 17.5% and not 10.0003%, if in fact, it was 3 pixels to the right.

If, like you said, it was 10.0003%, then that would be .0003/0.415 = 0.000125 inches which would be 83.668 pixels. Thanks.

On “your” screen, We need make, model of display and make model of display driver and software version of the oprrating system, the browser, any add one to browser as well as the zoom level you are viewing at, the results of your last eye exam and prescription of ant glasses, the light level of the room you are in , the brightness and contrast settings of your display, if you are using an anti-glare screen , the make and model and how long had it been since you cleaned it and the display.

[CentralTexasCrude]

Let me guess, you have no idea what percentage that is.

The line is 3 pixels too far to the right so it's 10.0003%
Write that down so you don't forget it later.

Before you write it down, let's get it right first. A pixel is 1/96 inches. And that star (on my screen) is about 0.83 inches wide. So, half that star is 0.415 inches wide. 3 pixels would be 0.03125 inches. which would be 0.03125/0.415 = 7.5% of that half of the star. So, that would represent 17.5% and not 10.0003%, if in fact, it was 3 pixels to the right.

If, like you said, it was 10.0003%, then that would be .0003/0.415 = 0.000125 inches which would be 83.668 pixels. Thanks.

[Reservoir Dog]

Let me guess, you have no idea what percentage that is.

The line is 3 pixels too far to the right so it's 10.0003%
Write that down so you don't forget it later.

Before you write it down, let's get it right first. A pixel is 1/96 inches. And that star (on my screen) is about 0.83 inches wide. So, half that star is 0.415 inches wide. 3 pixels would be 0.03125 inches. which would be 0.03125/0.415 = 7.5% of that half of the star. So, that would represent 17.5% and not 10.0003%, if in fact, it was 3 pixels to the right.

If, like you said, it was 10.0003%, then that would be .0003/0.415 = 0.000125 inches which would be 83.668 pixels. Thanks.

Recalculate using all 5 stars. I'm running at 3840 x 2160 (282 pixels per inch) on a 17" screen.
Let me know if I was close.