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Re: UJR Superlatives

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disco.moon wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 1:49 am I don't know why that one emoji looks like toast, not fixing it.
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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disco.moon wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:16 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:34 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:25 pm
Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
Lol at 15?! That's cool. I a boy named Jason and I were voted class favorites Freshman year.
Dunno how it happened (I was wagging that day) but the next day I got told there was a 'career day' or some shit and that was evidently my career 😁

Would've been some decent perks with that job 👌
I can only assume "wagging" has something to do with kangaroos because Australia.
😁 yeh, something like that
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Biker wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 1:34 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
Back when Aussies still had their stones. Good days.
Ooh, that's a bit salty ;)
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Cyberhonky wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:15 am
Biker wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 1:34 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
Back when Aussies still had their stones. Good days.
Ooh, that's a bit salty ;)
He likes them that way.
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Cyberhonky wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:15 am
Biker wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 1:34 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
Back when Aussies still had their stones. Good days.
Ooh, that's a bit salty ;)
I wish it weren’t the case though. You guys used to be some tough SOBs
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Biker wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:54 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:15 am
Biker wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 1:34 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
Back when Aussies still had their stones. Good days.
Ooh, that's a bit salty ;)
I wish it weren’t the case though. You guys used to be some tough SOBs
Dunno if 'tough' is the right word. Curious as to why you say we (evidently) were, but aren't now?
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Cyberhonky wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:24 am
Biker wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:54 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:15 am
Biker wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 1:34 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
Back when Aussies still had their stones. Good days.
Ooh, that's a bit salty ;)
I wish it weren’t the case though. You guys used to be some tough SOBs
Dunno if 'tough' is the right word. Curious as to why you say we (evidently) were, but aren't now?
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
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It would seem now that the constitution is now based on people making videos to express their interpretation and opinion of it.
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:46 pm Most likely to win a typo competition: Howiethehat
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Cyberhonky wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:24 am
Biker wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:54 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:15 am
Biker wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 1:34 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
Back when Aussies still had their stones. Good days.
Ooh, that's a bit salty ;)
I wish it weren’t the case though. You guys used to be some tough SOBs
Dunno if 'tough' is the right word. Curious as to why you say we (evidently) were, but aren't now?
You guys accepted the harsh lockdown measures with nary a fight
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 11:03 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:24 am
Biker wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:54 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:15 am
Biker wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 1:34 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
Back when Aussies still had their stones. Good days.
Ooh, that's a bit salty ;)
I wish it weren’t the case though. You guys used to be some tough SOBs
Dunno if 'tough' is the right word. Curious as to why you say we (evidently) were, but aren't now?
It's a troll account
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I'm happy for once that I've been forgotten about so's I'm not on any of your stupid lists. 8-)
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:16 pm
Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
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I need that hanging on my wall 😁
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Biker wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:45 pm
Cyberhonky wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:24 am
Biker wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:54 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:15 am
Biker wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 1:34 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
Back when Aussies still had their stones. Good days.
Ooh, that's a bit salty ;)
I wish it weren’t the case though. You guys used to be some tough SOBs
Dunno if 'tough' is the right word. Curious as to why you say we (evidently) were, but aren't now?
You guys accepted the harsh lockdown measures with nary a fight
Yeh I know. If only we had guns- we could've shot them 🙄
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:58 pm I'm happy for once that I've been forgotten about so's I'm not on any of your stupid lists. 8-)
Yet
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Whackov wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 8:27 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:58 pm I'm happy for once that I've been forgotten about so's I'm not on any of your stupid lists. 8-)
Yet
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:58 pm I'm happy for once that I've been forgotten about so's I'm not on any of your stupid lists. 8-)
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:58 pm I'm happy for once that I've been forgotten about so's I'm not on any of your stupid lists. 8-)
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So this is how the mods generate new title ideas huh?
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