UJR Superlatives

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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Degas wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:07 pm Most likely to be gunned down by 15 police officers whilst scream some shit about a poster 7 - HtH

Most likely to be manipulating their genitals for small coins with other men behind a bus station - CtC

Most likely to get a small splinter in their finger and end up losing their house and living under a bridge cause their insurance doesn't cover "timber based injuries" - All of the 'muricans on the board

Most likely to be killed from a Buckfast, deep fried creme egg kebab and cheap skag overdose - Hyperv12

Most likely to win the "Fatty McButterfuck" award for his tireless work to obesity but seems a decent bloke - Stapes

Most dedicated troll account for his tireless yet steadfastly epic tower of bullshit regarding his Democratic Party support - Biker

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How feckin dare you!! My skag ain’t cheap!!
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Whackov wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 8:57 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:58 pm I'm happy for once that I've been forgotten about so's I'm not on any of your stupid lists. 8-)
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Why do I see "Superlaxitives" when I look at this thread title?
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du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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rule34 wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 9:30 pm Why do I see "Superlaxitives" when I look at this thread title?
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Because we are da shitz
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 4:01 pm Most Likely To Start A Thread About Mary Poppins: QillerDaemon
Image <- That would be him. ;)
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 3:58 pm I'm happy for once that I've been forgotten about so's I'm not on any of your stupid lists. 8-)
Well, there are several different kinds of stupid lists. We will find something.
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Hyperv12 wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 9:05 pm
Degas wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:07 pm Most likely to be gunned down by 15 police officers whilst scream some shit about a poster 7 - HtH

Most likely to be manipulating their genitals for small coins with other men behind a bus station - CtC

Most likely to get a small splinter in their finger and end up losing their house and living under a bridge cause their insurance doesn't cover "timber based injuries" - All of the 'muricans on the board

Most likely to be killed from a Buckfast, deep fried creme egg kebab and cheap skag overdose - Hyperv12

Most likely to win the "Fatty McButterfuck" award for his tireless work to obesity but seems a decent bloke - Stapes

Most dedicated troll account for his tireless yet steadfastly epic tower of bullshit regarding his Democratic Party support - Biker

Most likely to be unexplainably wildly attracted to a dumbass English guy who rarely posts anything of note - smart ass bitch
How feckin dare you!! My skag ain’t cheap!!
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rule34 wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 9:30 pm Why do I see "Superlaxitives" when I look at this thread title?
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Because your subconscious is telling you you are full.
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Antknot wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 3:41 am
rule34 wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 9:30 pm Why do I see "Superlaxitives" when I look at this thread title?
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Because your subconscious is telling you you are full.
but his bib and insulin pump are saying otherwise.
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does homecoming king count?
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pork wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 3:53 pm does homecoming king count?
It all depends. Did you know him?
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:07 pm
pork wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 3:53 pm does homecoming king count?
I would have pegged you as a Most Likely to Spend Millions in alimoney.


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i got voted a few different things in school. ideal date was one i was proud of. because all the bitches knew they were getting tapped.

and the millions thing ill never get over.
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Glory days. They'll pass you by
I blame Biker.
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pork wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:09 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:07 pm
pork wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 3:53 pm does homecoming king count?
I would have pegged you as a Most Likely to Spend Millions in alimoney.


🤭🤭
i got voted a few different things in school. ideal date was one i was proud of. because all the bitches knew they were getting tapped.
Get your own schtick, dude! :evil:
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sorry dawg. it was unintentional
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pork wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:30 pm sorry dawg. it was unintentional
Cool, bro. But the beer is on you!
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if you ever make it our here to the sf bay area. i am buying beers and dinner.
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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pork wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:42 pm if you ever make it our here to the sf bay area. i am buying beers and dinner.
You may want to find out what he did to your mother in high school before breaking bread with him.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 9:54 pm
pork wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:42 pm if you ever make it our here to the sf bay area. i am buying beers and dinner.
You may want to find out what he did to your mother in high school before breaking bread with him.
8-)
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Hyperv12 wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 9:05 pm
Degas wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:07 pm
Most likely to be killed from a Buckfast, deep fried creme egg kebab and cheap skag overdose - Hyperv12
How feckin dare you!! My skag ain’t cheap!!
50% baby powder injected right between ya bawbag and ya arsepiece. ;)
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:07 pm
pork wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 3:53 pm does homecoming king count?
I would have pegged you
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whoa! that escalated quickly
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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Degas wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 11:25 pm
Hyperv12 wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 9:05 pm
Degas wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 2:07 pm
Most likely to be killed from a Buckfast, deep fried creme egg kebab and cheap skag overdose - Hyperv12
How feckin dare you!! My skag ain’t cheap!!
50% baby powder injected right between ya bawbag and ya arsepiece. ;)


You like thinking about taints do you?
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 9:54 pm
pork wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:42 pm if you ever make it our here to the sf bay area. i am buying beers and dinner.
You may want to find out what he did to your mother in high school before breaking bread with him.
take it easy buddy.
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