Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

necronomous · #8201

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:19 pm I was born under a full moon. Shocking right?

What are y'all's?

I was born at 110 in the afternoon

Stapes · #8202

The moon is always full

Antknot · #8203

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:19 pm I was born under a full moon. Shocking right?

What are y'all's?

Half way between waning gib us and last quarter. So which do I use?

WarmBidetWater · #8204

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:19 pm I was born under a full moon. Shocking right?

What are y'all's?

Waning gibbous

Whackov · #8205

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:19 pm I was born under a full moon. Shocking right?

What are y'all's?

Pics of your full moon or it didn’t happen

Antknot · #8206

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:19 pm I was born under a full moon. Shocking right?

What are y'all's?

Half way between waning gibbus and last quarter. So which do I use?

Reservoir Dog · #8207

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:19 pm I was born under a full moon. Shocking right?

What are y'all's?

I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.

8-TrackJones · #8208

https://youtu.be/5VQVHmrjL4g

necronomous · #8209

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 4:37 pm
necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 2:11 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:19 pm I was born under a full moon. Shocking right?

What are y'all's?
I was born at 110 in the afternoon
Lol there was a moon for that day too

New moon and I knew that, but I usually go funny.

Homebrew · #8210

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:19 pm I was born under a full moon. Shocking right?

What are y'all's?

Waxing Crescent.

#8211

CTC was born under a gibbon's moon.

stonedmegman · #8212

Was 2:30 PM. There was no moon.

Antknot · #8213

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 7:38 pm
Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 4:20 pm

Half way between waning gibbus and last quarter. So which do I use?

necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 5:45 pm

New moon and I knew that, but I usually go funny.

Homebrew wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:56 pm
Waxing Crescent.

Awesome - I love this kind of stuff. Plus it's really interesting when added to my Excel Spreadsheet of UJR men personalities.

How many coluns? Color coded? Cross indexed? Wouldn’t an Accel database be better?

CaptQuint · #8214

Last quarter 11:45pm

CaptQuint · #8215

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1148 ... 1382_zpid/?

Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty · #8216

CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 11:06 am https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1148 ... 1382_zpid/?

Usually these over the top rich people homes are all bedrooms, bathrooms and sitting areas. This one has TONS of fun stuff.
Im starting a GOFUNDME so I can buy it.

CaptQuint · #8217

Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 2:14 pm
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 11:06 am https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1148 ... 1382_zpid/?
Usually these over the top rich people homes are all bedrooms, bathrooms and sitting areas. This one has TONS of fun stuff.
Im starting a GOFUNDME so I can buy it.

They air b&b it, it makes 800k a year in rentals

Stapes · #8218

CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 11:06 am https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1148 ... 1382_zpid/?

That's a nice freakin house. Trailerhood worthy

CaptQuint · #8219

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 4:21 pm
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 11:06 am https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1148 ... 1382_zpid/?
I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I think that house is fucking retarded. Everything looks sharp, cold, and hard. And why all the white everywhere? It's like an insane asylum with a spa. Can you imagine looking for your loved one there? All out of breath by the second pool house veranda when your spouse is 3 miles away at the pantry.

Because it's a vacation rental house and not a home

CaptQuint · #8220

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 4:25 pm Psh. You're a vacation home.

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RHTiXvELNg[/media]

CaptQuint · #8221

jsdspif · #8222

Years ago I was at a mini golf/video game arcade and there was a teenage guy playing video games who had hands but pretty much no arms,there was maybe a little more than a wrist and his hand sticking out of his armpits. So he's bending over quite a bit and his face was just about pressed against the screen so his hands could reach the buttons. So,he gets done playing the game and he goes into the bathroom. In my mind I first thought "how the fuck does he take a piss?" because I don't see any way he could undo his pants/unzip his zipper much less aim his dick. I just didn't think there was anyway he could do it. I then thought to myself "more importantly,how the fuck can he jackoff?".
Ben "the human cue ball with eyes" at work used to say"about 95% of men admit to jacking off,the other 5% are liars". Even Billings admitted to it a few years back. He went about 50 years claiming he never jacked off.J-Bird passes the stick....

CaptQuint · #8223

rule34 · #8224

I didn't know there was such a thing as cordless power tool shame. I have no problem with my ryobi tools and they get used hard.

CaptQuint · #8225

rule34 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 8:22 pm I didn't know there was such a thing as cordless power tool shame. I have no problem with my ryobi tools and they get used hard.

same company that owns both Ryobi and Milwaukee — TTI of Hong Kong I got criticized for coating my pork chops in shake and bake