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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:31 am
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La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. Took hundreds of years to complete.
Still not complete. Also not La Sagrada. Also Sagrada is not complete.
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Stapes wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:41 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:31 am
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La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. Took hundreds of years to complete.
Why do you feel compelled to give a lecture all the time? Do you think you are impressing anyone with your google skills? We all can google professor.
STFU. "Gaudi" was an Alan Parson's album released in 1987 with the first track being "La Sagrada Familia". Never heard of it until then and did my research. Posting your coloring books by numbers seems more your art style.
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necronomous wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:49 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:31 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:25 am Image
La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. Took hundreds of years to complete.
Still not complete. Also not La Sagrada
Really? I thought it was. What is it? Very similar style.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:52 am
necronomous wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:49 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:31 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:25 am Image
La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. Took hundreds of years to complete.
Still not complete. Also not La Sagrada
Really? I thought it was. What is it? Very similar style.
This is La Sagrada Familia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagrada_Fam%C3%ADlia

Notice the very large spires and the absence of all the buttresses. And not started hundreds of years ago.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:52 am
necronomous wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:49 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:31 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:25 am Image
La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. Took hundreds of years to complete.
Still not complete. Also not La Sagrada
Really? I thought it was. What is it? Very similar style.
I POSTED THE NAME YOU STUPID FUCK
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necronomous wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:57 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:52 am
necronomous wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:49 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:31 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:25 am Image
La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. Took hundreds of years to complete.
Still not complete. Also not La Sagrada
Really? I thought it was. What is it? Very similar style.
This is La Sagrada Familia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagrada_Fam%C3%ADlia

Notice the very large spires and the absence of all the buttresses. And not started hundreds of years ago.
Thanks. Have you visited them? Would love to see them in person.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 3:00 am
necronomous wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:57 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:52 am
necronomous wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:49 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:31 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:25 am Image
La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. Took hundreds of years to complete.
Still not complete. Also not La Sagrada
Really? I thought it was. What is it? Very similar style.
This is La Sagrada Familia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagrada_Fam%C3%ADlia

Notice the very large spires and the absence of all the buttresses. And not started hundreds of years ago.
Thanks. Have you visited them? Would love to see them in person.
Yes in 1999.
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I cringe just thinking of the architecture treasures destroyed in European wars over the centuries especially WW2.
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necronomous wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 3:02 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 3:00 am
necronomous wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:57 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:52 am
necronomous wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:49 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:31 am
La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. Took hundreds of years to complete.
Still not complete. Also not La Sagrada
Really? I thought it was. What is it? Very similar style.
This is La Sagrada Familia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagrada_Fam%C3%ADlia

Notice the very large spires and the absence of all the buttresses. And not started hundreds of years ago.
Thanks. Have you visited them? Would love to see them in person.
Yes in 1999.
Awesome. I can't even imagine the expertise it takes to build something like that.
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smart ass bitch you have the power to slow it down if not stop it.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:27 pm His other one I enjoy is Master Bedroom, but Imgur is being a little bitch.
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Welp as my name comes from the guy I guess I should post a pic of his, I enjoy his paintings but prefer his sculptures. I like him cause he started as a draftsman, before becoming an artist...which is how I started.

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Always loved Klimt.

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Xul Solar was cool too.

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Aleksandra Ekster a woman from Russian was great too.

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Degas wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 4:24 pm Welp as my name comes from the guy I guess I should post a pic of his, I enjoy his paintings but prefer his sculptures. I like him cause he started as a draftsman, before becoming an artist...which is how I started.

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Always loved Klimt.

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Xul Solar was cool too.

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Aleksandra Ekster a woman from Russian was great too.

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Post some of your work bro.
I blame Biker.
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Apologies I meant I started life as a craftsman before progressing to an architect, I do enjoy drawing however, i plan on taking up painting when I retire, but that’s a good 20+ years away!

My architectural work is pretty industrial, but I have done a few nice buildings.
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guess who this famous artist was.
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Animal wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:39 pm Image

guess who this famous artist was.
Frank Sinatra
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Animal wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:39 pm Image

guess who this famous artist was.
WTC says a cathedral in Spain
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:40 pm
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guess who this famous artist was.
Frank Sinatra
yeah. i remembered an episode on dick van dyke where they ended up with a painting by Artanis. They had no idea who it was. It was a sort of bad clown painting if I remember it right. so there was a smudge on it and Rob used some turpentine to clean it and realized there was another painting underneath. the long and short of it was the under neath painting, which they had almost wiped the top layer off to expose was worthless. But the clown they removed by "Artanis" was by "Sinatra" (backwards). And would have been worth something as a novelty by a celebrity.

Anyway, I was just googling that story and found that he really did paint and on some he really did sign them as "Artanis" and he did focus a lot on clown paintings.

but, holy shit, how bad is that painting?
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:43 pm
Animal wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:39 pm Image

guess who this famous artist was.
WTC says a cathedral in Spain
Portugal, you idiot!
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:45 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:43 pm
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guess who this famous artist was.
WTC says a cathedral in Spain
Portugal, you idiot!
The Portuguese didn't have that kinda tech back then
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Animal wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:39 pm Image

guess who this famous artist was.
I blame Biker.
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that's better than Sinatra.
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Terry Redlin is more my speed.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:43 pm
Animal wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:39 pm Image

guess who this famous artist was.
WTC says a cathedral in Spain
I see it's not in Caps. What pharmacy was open?
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