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I though it was a perfect visual representation of CQ trying out one of his new jokes.
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At least I have new jokes
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I blame Biker.
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damn. stapes finally posted a picture of himself.
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Suspenseful music
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Lol.... I have also posted pictures of myself when I was a young marine, catholic grammar school and with my brother when we were about 6 years old. I'm still waiting for you to post even oneCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:57 amNope. He's posted one picture of himself the entire time he's been on UJ/UJR. Guess when it was?
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Stapes was eating crackers in WTC's Sisters bed
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Stapes wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:59 amCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:57 amNope. He's posted one picture of himself the entire time he's been on UJ/UJR. Guess when it was?
Lol.... I have also posted pictures of myself when I was a young marine, catholic grammar school and with my brother when we were about 6 years old. I'm still waiting for you to post even one
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tell us the stories about that doolittle raid. was it as scary as it sounds?Stapes wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:59 amLol.... I have also posted pictures of myself when I was a young marine, catholic grammar school and with my brother when we were about 6 years old. I'm still waiting for you to post even oneCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:57 amNope. He's posted one picture of himself the entire time he's been on UJ/UJR. Guess when it was?
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Stapes, don't tell him unless Flumpy tells us about when the conquistadors arrived in Texas. Did he let them camp at his ranch?
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He didn't participate. He couldn't fit in the bomber.Animal wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:07 amtell us the stories about that doolittle raid. was it as scary as it sounds?Stapes wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:59 amLol.... I have also posted pictures of myself when I was a young marine, catholic grammar school and with my brother when we were about 6 years old. I'm still waiting for you to post even oneCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:57 amNope. He's posted one picture of himself the entire time he's been on UJ/UJR. Guess when it was?
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He fits in your mother
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OMG. LOLOLOLOL Hang on, i'm dying over here. LULULULUL you took my joke and then flipped it around a little. no one has ever done that. LOLLOLOLOL
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So, nobody wants to know the details of the only Stapes photo ever posted?
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No, WE don't
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i am going to guess that it was 8 years ago when he was traveling cross country in his VW bus with several of his friends on their way to burning man and they stopped in Iraan and he took a picture of himself standing on the counter at the Blue Bird Cafe peeing into a Dr Pepper bottle from Dublin that had been made with real cane sugar.
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Nailed itAnimal wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:18 am i am going to guess that it was 8 years ago when he was traveling cross country in his VW bus with several of his friends on their way to burning man and they stopped in Iraan and he took a picture of himself standing on the counter at the Blue Bird Cafe peeing into a Dr Pepper bottle from Dublin that had been made with real cane sugar.
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The UJ search function might take a day for a Texan
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you can't search words like "we". I could make a word filter and change "we" to "toboggan" and we could find them all.
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Good job typing cuckyCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:12 amProbably me more productive if you Googled courses on "How to get past lame ass jokes".
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I searched "mouse"
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It helps when you don't pound with your fists all day.