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Happy birthday Marines

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Even that gay fuckstick that should have been a squid, Stapes.
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Semper Fi fat body
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CaptQuint wrote: Wed Nov 10, 2021 11:06 pm Image


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Stapes wrote: Wed Nov 10, 2021 11:01 pm Semper Fi fat body
Keep talking shit limp dick. I you seem like the type that spent a lot of money on knee pads to help get promoted.
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Blast wrote: Wed Nov 10, 2021 11:18 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Nov 10, 2021 11:01 pm Semper Fi fat body
Keep talking shit limp dick. I you seem like the type that spent a lot of money on knee pads to help get promoted.
I was fucking your girlfriend, Suzy RottenCrotch, back home while you were trying to blow yourself up in the Desert. Good Times!!!!
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and all kidding aside. I appreciate your service and to all the Vets tomorrow. Especially the ones who served in War time. There wasn't shit going on while I was in. I spent 4 years on the flight line supply depot pretty much sitting on my ass behind a desk. The only fighting I saw was in a bar on BC street in Okinawa.
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We all appreciate every veteran on UJR. Doesn't matter whether you served in peace or war. In peace, serving to prevent war. Serving in war, trying to get back to peace. We salute all of you.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:20 am We all appreciate every veteran on UJR. Doesn't matter whether you served in peace or war. In peace, serving to prevent war. Serving in war, trying to get back to peace. We salute all of you.
You got a hamster in your ass? We?
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:31 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:20 am We all appreciate every veteran on UJR. Doesn't matter whether you served in peace or war. In peace, serving to prevent war. Serving in war, trying to get back to peace. We salute all of you.
You got a hamster in your ass? We?
Yeah, Sorry. CQ commie peacenix wants all you veterans to fuck the hell off. Baby killers. Better?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:35 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:31 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:20 am We all appreciate every veteran on UJR. Doesn't matter whether you served in peace or war. In peace, serving to prevent war. Serving in war, trying to get back to peace. We salute all of you.
You got a hamster in your ass? We?
Yeah, Sorry. CQ commie peacenix wants all you veterans to fuck the hell off. Baby killers. Better?
I'm just curious why you are speaking for the forum when you complained about that very thing many times.
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:43 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:35 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:31 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:20 am We all appreciate every veteran on UJR. Doesn't matter whether you served in peace or war. In peace, serving to prevent war. Serving in war, trying to get back to peace. We salute all of you.
You got a hamster in your ass? We?
Yeah, Sorry. CQ commie peacenix wants all you veterans to fuck the hell off. Baby killers. Better?
I'm just curious why you are speaking for the forum when you complained about that very thing many times.
I have always and forever. I just assumed in this instance everybody would be unanimous in our praise of UJR veterans serving their Country. I see when it comes to you, assumptions don't mean shit. My mistake.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:35 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:43 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:35 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:31 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:20 am We all appreciate every veteran on UJR. Doesn't matter whether you served in peace or war. In peace, serving to prevent war. Serving in war, trying to get back to peace. We salute all of you.
You got a hamster in your ass? We?
Yeah, Sorry. CQ commie peacenix wants all you veterans to fuck the hell off. Baby killers. Better?
I'm just curious why you are speaking for the forum when you complained about that very thing many times.
I have always and forever. I just assumed in this instance everybody would be unanimous in our praise of UJR veterans serving their Country. I see when it comes to you, assumptions don't mean shit. My mistake.
You use "we" speaking for the whole forum all the time, ya retard. :roll:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:44 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:35 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:43 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:35 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:31 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:20 am We all appreciate every veteran on UJR. Doesn't matter whether you served in peace or war. In peace, serving to prevent war. Serving in war, trying to get back to peace. We salute all of you.
You got a hamster in your ass? We?
Yeah, Sorry. CQ commie peacenix wants all you veterans to fuck the hell off. Baby killers. Better?
I'm just curious why you are speaking for the forum when you complained about that very thing many times.
I have always and forever. I just assumed in this instance everybody would be unanimous in our praise of UJR veterans serving their Country. I see when it comes to you, assumptions don't mean shit. My mistake.
You use "we" speaking for the whole forum all the time, ya retard. :roll:
Nope. Never until tonight. It's my one pet peeve going back to day 1 on UJ. My mistake.
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But, please. Go back the 2+ years of UJR and waste your time trying to find the one time I ever said something that sounded like I was speaking for someone or everyone. You won't see it once, ever.
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Please, I've been drunkerv than he could hope to ever be, gotten up run 6 miles and gone through the day. The booze did not impact the fact that CTC would eat the box and leave the ever so tasty crayons.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:24 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:44 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:35 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:43 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:35 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:31 am

You got a hamster in your ass? We?
Yeah, Sorry. CQ commie peacenix wants all you veterans to fuck the hell off. Baby killers. Better?
I'm just curious why you are speaking for the forum when you complained about that very thing many times.
I have always and forever. I just assumed in this instance everybody would be unanimous in our praise of UJR veterans serving their Country. I see when it comes to you, assumptions don't mean shit. My mistake.
You use "we" speaking for the whole forum all the time, ya retard. :roll:
Nope. Never until tonight. It's my one pet peeve going back to day 1 on UJ. My mistake.
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Lol.... I knew somebody would come tbrough.... Lol
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I mean, WE knew
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:05 am Go away. We understand subtly is not your strong suite. Or am I "Syntaxing" this wrong in your expert opinion?
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 1:25 am My thought exactly. Just let everybody know what's going on- we understand the problems just want to be informed.
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I love CQ. Next day and had to look back 2+ years. :lol:
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I love WTC, he's a lying scumbag
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:24 am
Nope. Never until tonight. It's my one pet peeve going back to day 1 on UJ. My mistake.
You are so full of shit in this lie you stink.

And your biggest blowup about using we came against just dave when he referenced the whole forum using we.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Nov 12, 2021 12:04 am I love CQ. Next day and had to look back 2+ years. :lol:
And you've been caught in yet another lie.
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Semper Fi, Fukkers!
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