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Hydroseismic
Fish fear me, trannys love me.
Posts: 472 Joined: Fri Oct 01, 2021 1:04 am
Location: South Texas
Interests: Women with drinking problems/daddy issues.
Occupation: Oilfield Exploration / Fishing Guide
#8726
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by Hydroseismic » Tue Jan 04, 2022 8:45 pm
DiverTexas wrote: ↑ Tue Jan 04, 2022 2:20 pm
Hydroseismic wrote: ↑ Wed Dec 29, 2021 11:39 pm
Where's Divertexas? bought these knifes and cutting boards made with mesquite wood. One of the boards came with a complimentary wood burrowing beetle.
Nice, mesquite tends to have checks and voids.
Who was the knife maker?
Villarreal knifes outta Mission
Faith is simple medicine for desperate souls.
Antknot
Not Nearly As Old As Who
Posts: 7570 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:30 pm
Location: South Carolina
#8727
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by Antknot » Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:07 am
disco wrote: ↑ Tue Jan 04, 2022 11:52 pm
Weird
I worked for a grocery store while in HS / Jr college. The store was in a dry county. They had to keep the aftershave at the registers to ward off shoplifting by the alkies. They also sold the biggest bottles of vanilla extract and a lot of them.
peterosehaircut
No life apart from this stupid forum board
Posts: 1972 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:30 pm
#8728
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by peterosehaircut » Wed Jan 05, 2022 2:34 am
Antknot wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:07 am
disco wrote: ↑ Tue Jan 04, 2022 11:52 pm
Weird
I worked for a grocery store while in HS / Jr college. The store was in a dry county. They had to keep the aftershave at the registers to ward off shoplifting by the alkies. They also sold the biggest bottles of vanilla extract and a lot of them.
I can't imagine being in a place where drinking aftershave sounds like a good idea.
Burn1dwn
Non-Gay Omar
Posts: 3974 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:23 pm
#8729
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by Burn1dwn » Wed Jan 05, 2022 3:18 am
disco wrote: ↑ Tue Jan 04, 2022 11:52 pm
Weird
Fucking White Privilege.
Antknot
Not Nearly As Old As Who
Posts: 7570 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:30 pm
Location: South Carolina
#8730
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by Antknot » Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:38 pm
Must be big money in cosmetics. The stores in the mall that sell it always have someone to help customers. Not so much with everything else they sell.
Deathproof
UJR гитара герой чемпион
Posts: 5052 Joined: Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:42 pm
Location: Чикаго, Иллинойс
Interests: музыка, сиськи, литература, сыр и Леттеркенни
Occupation: Я играю на гитаре для жизни
#8731
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by Deathproof » Wed Jan 05, 2022 1:47 pm
disco wrote: ↑ Tue Jan 04, 2022 11:52 pm
Weird
Help me out, I don't get this one.
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29419 Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm
#8732
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by Animal » Wed Jan 05, 2022 2:33 pm
Deathproof wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 1:47 pm
disco wrote: ↑ Tue Jan 04, 2022 11:52 pm
Weird
Help me out, I don't get this one.
the color of makeup the colored girls would buy is locked up. The shades that the caucasian girls would buy is not.
Deathproof
UJR гитара герой чемпион
Posts: 5052 Joined: Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:42 pm
Location: Чикаго, Иллинойс
Interests: музыка, сиськи, литература, сыр и Леттеркенни
Occupation: Я играю на гитаре для жизни
#8733
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by Deathproof » Wed Jan 05, 2022 3:14 pm
Animal wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 2:33 pm
Deathproof wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 1:47 pm
disco wrote: ↑ Tue Jan 04, 2022 11:52 pm
Weird
Help me out, I don't get this one.
the color of makeup the colored girls would buy is locked up. The shades that the caucasian girls would buy is not.
Oh, okay. Seems like something Stapes would do. On the other hand, it makes sense; statistically speaking, the ones that are locked up would be the ones most likely to be shoplifted.
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29419 Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm
#8735
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by Animal » Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:29 pm
B-Tender
Christ, get a life already!
Posts: 4258 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:48 pm
#8736
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by B-Tender » Wed Jan 05, 2022 7:50 pm
Animal wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:29 pm
This is the kind of woman I look for when I am newly out of a relationship.
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29419 Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm
#8737
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by Animal » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:09 pm
rule34
No life apart from this stupid forum board
Posts: 1646 Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2021 7:08 pm
#8738
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by rule34 » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:38 pm
disco wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:35 pm
Goddamn you guys are fucking horny lately
Lately?
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 14417 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
#8739
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by Reservoir Dog » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:38 pm
Animal wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:09 pm
Obviously not a Texan.
rule34
No life apart from this stupid forum board
Posts: 1646 Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2021 7:08 pm
#8740
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by rule34 » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:42 pm
disco wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:38 pm
stonedmegman wrote: ↑ Sun Jan 02, 2022 11:14 pm
Now THIS is an Avocado.
The translation for avocado is testicle right? Something like that, I can't remember.
You're thinking of DT.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
Hydroseismic
Fish fear me, trannys love me.
Posts: 472 Joined: Fri Oct 01, 2021 1:04 am
Location: South Texas
Interests: Women with drinking problems/daddy issues.
Occupation: Oilfield Exploration / Fishing Guide
#8741
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by Hydroseismic » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:44 pm
disco wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:43 pm
rule34 wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:42 pm
disco wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:38 pm
stonedmegman wrote: ↑ Sun Jan 02, 2022 11:14 pm
Now THIS is an Avocado.
The translation for avocado is testicle right? Something like that, I can't remember.
You're thinking of DT.
Ooooh right! His giant salty balls.
Lol I'd forgotten about DT'S balls
Faith is simple medicine for desperate souls.
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29419 Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm
#8742
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by Animal » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:53 pm
Hydroseismic wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:44 pm
Lol I'd forgotten about DT'S balls
as if...
DiverTexas
No life apart from this stupid forum board
Posts: 1614 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:56 pm
#8743
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by DiverTexas » Thu Jan 06, 2022 1:11 am
Damn it.
stonedmegman
In search of vitamin "T"
Posts: 3798 Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2021 11:41 pm
Location: Looking for Dave
#8744
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by stonedmegman » Thu Jan 06, 2022 1:12 am
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "M" is silent
Hydroseismic
Fish fear me, trannys love me.
Posts: 472 Joined: Fri Oct 01, 2021 1:04 am
Location: South Texas
Interests: Women with drinking problems/daddy issues.
Occupation: Oilfield Exploration / Fishing Guide
#8746
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by Hydroseismic » Thu Jan 06, 2022 4:44 am
Faith is simple medicine for desperate souls.
stonedmegman
In search of vitamin "T"
Posts: 3798 Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2021 11:41 pm
Location: Looking for Dave
#8747
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by stonedmegman » Thu Jan 06, 2022 5:35 am
disco wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:43 pm
rule34 wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:42 pm
disco wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:38 pm
stonedmegman wrote: ↑ Sun Jan 02, 2022 11:14 pm
Now THIS is an Avocado.
The translation for avocado is testicle right? Something like that, I can't remember.
You're thinking of DT.
Ooooh right! His giant salty balls.
I need to go scrub my hands now.....
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "M" is silent
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 14417 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
#8749
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by Reservoir Dog » Sun Jan 09, 2022 5:53 pm