LOLZ (NSFW)

[Deathproof]

[Charliesheen]

[Animal]

What a retard.

[CentralTexasCrude]

Hey, Hey, My, My
I guess Rock and Roll is dead

[QillerDaemon]

It's not like he really needs the money, though. He got mega-rich selling his song catalog. A lot of artists complain about the minor cents they get from Spotify, basically lunch money for him.

Side fun fact: Young, then a fully Canadian citizen, illegally crossed the border to work in LA in the '60s, he had no US work visa until 1970. That means his entire time with Buffalo Springfield, Crazy Horse, and Woodstock, he was an "undocumented alien".

[Reservoir Dog]

It's not like he really needs the money, though. He got mega-rich selling his song catalog. A lot of artists complain about the minor cents they get from Spotify, basically lunch money for him.

Yeah, I really don't think Neil needs the $10 dollars a day he gets from Spotify.

[Biker]

$$$

[Burn1dwn]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug..

[Charliesheen]

Damn straight it is.

[Biker]

[Biker]

[HighNDry]

LOL

[Bluespruce1964]

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[Bluespruce1964]

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer.... for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?' Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. Yes,' he informed the couple, 'You can get married in Heaven.'

'Great!' said the couple. 'But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?' St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON!!!' St. Peter shouted. 'It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?

[Bluespruce1964]

A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven.

‟There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. ‟I am too young to die. I am only fifty five!”

‟Fifty five?” says Saint Peter. ‟No, according to our calculations, you are eighty two.”

‟How’d you get that?” the lawyer asks.

St. Peter says, ‟We added up your time sheets.”

[Antknot]

[Burn1dwn]

I would love to see the friend's footage.

[Antknot]

[Bluespruce1964]

The internet has decided

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[Antknot]

The internet has decided

https://neal.fun/lets-settle-this/[/url]

The egg came first.

Something (not quite a chicken) laid an egg that was a chicken.

[Homebrew]

[Blast]

The internet has decided

https://neal.fun/lets-settle-this/[/url]

The egg came first.

Something (not quite a chicken) laid an egg that was a chicken.

nah...it was the rooster.

[Reservoir Dog]

The internet has decided

https://neal.fun/lets-settle-this/[/url]

The egg came first.

Something (not quite a chicken) laid an egg that was a chicken.

nah...it was the rooster.

[Charliesheen]

Life is darn good when easily amused.