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it's more doors by a landslide.
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every car has at least two doors
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:55 pm every car has at least two doors
nevermind the 4 wheels
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Wards estimates 1.4 million vehicles on the planet. http://wardsauto.com/ar/world_vehicle_p ... on_110815/ - say 2 billion *4 = 8 billion

The 7.7 billion people live in an estimated 3+ billion homes, each home has multiple doors, plus the doors on the cars. = say 3 billion homes * 3 doors + 2 billion cars * 2 doors = 13 billion.

I guess if you counted wheels on toys it might get tougher
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Need specific definitions for door and wheel. Is a hinged lid a door? Is a crankshaft bearing a wheel? Is a hinge a wheel since it rotates?
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steering wheel? roulette wheel? bird house door? glove box door?
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Wed Mar 09, 2022 10:03 pm Wards estimates 1.4 million vehicles on the planet. http://wardsauto.com/ar/world_vehicle_p ... on_110815/ - say 2 billion *4 = 8 billion

The 7.7 billion people live in an estimated 3+ billion homes, each home has multiple doors, plus the doors on the cars. = say 3 billion homes * 3 doors + 2 billion cars * 2 doors = 13 billion.

I guess if you counted wheels on toys it might get tougher
did you just round that 1.4 million up to 2 billion?
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Animal wrote: Wed Mar 09, 2022 10:18 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Wed Mar 09, 2022 10:03 pm Wards estimates 1.4 million vehicles on the planet. http://wardsauto.com/ar/world_vehicle_p ... on_110815/ - say 2 billion *4 = 8 billion

The 7.7 billion people live in an estimated 3+ billion homes, each home has multiple doors, plus the doors on the cars. = say 3 billion homes * 3 doors + 2 billion cars * 2 doors = 13 billion.

I guess if you counted wheels on toys it might get tougher
did you just round that 1.4 million up to 2 billion?
Pretty sure he meant to say 1.4 billion.
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1.4 billion was in 2011 - I was estimating 2 billion today
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Wed Mar 09, 2022 10:31 pm 1.4 billion was in 2011 - I was estimating 2 billion today
what would you guess the number of tractor trailer (18 wheel) rigs there are in the world?
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2 million semis and 5.6 million trailers in the US alone

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Charliesheen wrote: Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:12 am
I bet these three are great drivers.
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Burn1dwn wrote: Thu Mar 10, 2022 7:53 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:12 am
I bet these three are great drivers.
Well, I would say not. They don't even have opposable thumbs.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Mar 13, 2022 12:12 am
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DiverTexas wrote: Fri Mar 18, 2022 5:14 pm Mother of the year.
Friend of mine was a grade 8 teacher. 13 yos. A student got caught smoking. Called in mom.
Mom made such a stink from the principal to the superintendent that the result was they had to let the kid smoke. So every recess he stood out front (off school grounds) and had a ciggy. That was 20+ years ago. Love to hear what he is doing in his 30s.
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I think I told of this before,but..
When I worked fast food a young guy working there said he let his 4 year old son (although i don't know if it was his son or the woman's son) take a couple puffs off a joint. He was pretty happy about it, he said "he knew exactly how to smoke it" "just a couple puffs won't hurt him". The people that heard him were pretty much shitting their pants. This other young guy that partied with him was talking to me about that and he said "something else he does is pour beer into his sippy cop when his mom isn't around so the kid ends up getting pretty drunk". That was about when I quit working there and I saw the young guy a year or so later and I asked him about the guy that let the kid smoke dope and he got a smile on his face and said "he had to move out,someone called child protective and told the mother to end any contact with the guy or the children will be removed and the mother would face charges and the guy was supposed to be up on some sort of charges".

He's the same guy that I went in the bathroom one night and I could hear him in the stall and it sounded like he was really jacking his cock and then came. When he came out of the stall and saw me it was like deer in the headlights. He said something along the lines of "I guess you know what I was doing,are you going to narc me out?" and I said no it's none of my business. He said "that girls friend showed another girl her tan line and I could see her vagina and pubic hair and I just had to jack it furiously".
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