Breaking the Law- Kinda
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Breaking the Law- Kinda
You know, with all the Federal, State and Local laws on the books, it's impossible to say that you are totally legal/ 100% compliant with every law. For examples, may find you have a brake light out on Monday but too busy at work to fix it until the weekend or your yearly vehicle registration was due 2 weeks ago but you know that one tire won't pass inspection and won't have the funds to replace it until the next paycheck. May always drive well over the speed limit or always filing that tax return a day or 2 late. Impossible to be 100% legal. Discuss how you fudge the law sometimes.
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How much was your fine?
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You know he won't admit it, but you just know Who drives everywhere 20 MPH under the speed limit in the passing lane.
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I guess Stonedmegman could be 100% Legit. Hard to break any laws when you never leave your house. Have everything delivered to your doorstep including your Gummies.
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Aren't you the guy who's running and hiding from a 20 year old debt?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:46 am You know, with all the Federal, State and Local laws on the books, it's impossible to say that you are totally legal/ 100% compliant with every law. For examples, may find you have a brake light out on Monday but too busy at work to fix it until the weekend or your yearly vehicle registration was due 2 weeks ago but you know that one tire won't pass inspection and won't have the funds to replace it until the next paycheck. May always drive well over the speed limit or always filing that tax return a day or 2 late. Impossible to be 100% legal. Discuss how you fudge the law sometimes.
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Thank goodness being a sourpuss with no sense of humor isn't against the law or you could be looking at some hard time.
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I'm pretty sure when the slogan "life of the party" is mentioned, Thirdrails name is the last you think of.
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Bitch, stop .CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:56 am You know he won't admit it, but you just know Who drives everywhere 20 MPH under the speed limit in the passing lane.
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SOLReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 2:00 amAren't you the guy who's running and hiding from a 20 year old debt?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:46 am You know, with all the Federal, State and Local laws on the books, it's impossible to say that you are totally legal/ 100% compliant with every law. For examples, may find you have a brake light out on Monday but too busy at work to fix it until the weekend or your yearly vehicle registration was due 2 weeks ago but you know that one tire won't pass inspection and won't have the funds to replace it until the next paycheck. May always drive well over the speed limit or always filing that tax return a day or 2 late. Impossible to be 100% legal. Discuss how you fudge the law sometimes.
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Haven't bothered to update the registration on my car since moving out of state 2 years ago. This city has bigger problems
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So only 15?Who wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 3:03 amBitch, stop .CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:56 am You know he won't admit it, but you just know Who drives everywhere 20 MPH under the speed limit in the passing lane.
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I ignore you because I feel like it would be picking on someone with autism, you might get a reaction from one of your fellow nazi but is it really worth it in the end?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 3:04 amSo only 15?Who wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 3:03 amBitch, stop .CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:56 am You know he won't admit it, but you just know Who drives everywhere 20 MPH under the speed limit in the passing lane.
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Living in NJ one has to speed. If you don't, you'll literally get ran over. If the highway limit says 55 that generally means 80. Every single person is going over, so you must also. What's a cop gonna do, pull us all over?
That being said on side roads or whatevervi do have a lead foot, I usually go at least 10 over. I am legal in every other sense. Now weed is legal so I don't worry about that anymore. I may or may not "forget" to pay for something under my cart at the grocery store.
That being said on side roads or whatevervi do have a lead foot, I usually go at least 10 over. I am legal in every other sense. Now weed is legal so I don't worry about that anymore. I may or may not "forget" to pay for something under my cart at the grocery store.
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Oof, I often forget Texas still has car inspections. Florida gave up on that nearly 50 years ago. Gotta have that damn sticker taking up a quarter of your front windshield, and love the time and money wasted on getting it.
I find it funny how much Texans can rail on "guvermint introozhon on freee-dums!" when you still have to get a car inspection every year, cuz the government says your car has to be safe.
My dad knew of a gas station near Deer Park, we'd drive there with a cold six-pack in the back seat. We'd go off to a local diner for a half hour, then come back with the new sticker on the windshield. And the six-pack gone. I honestly don't think a single thing was ever done to the car.
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Your dad probably kept it in good condition. Back when Fla had inspections I had to get the exhaust fixed cause hot desist was blowing on the gas tsnkQillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:50 pmOof, I often forget Texas still has car inspections. Florida gave up on that nearly 50 years ago. Gotta have that damn sticker taking up a quarter of your front windshield, and love the time and money wasted on getting it.
I find it funny how much Texans can rail on "guvermint introozhon on freee-dums!" when you still have to get a car inspection every year, cuz the government says your car has to be safe.
My dad knew of a gas station near Deer Park, we'd drive there with a cold six-pack in the back seat. We'd go off to a local diner for a half hour, then come back with the new sticker on the windshield. And the six-pack gone. I honestly don't think a single thing was ever done to the car.
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Reminds me of the one where a person is driving down the road at the "prevailing speed," getting passed by 50% of the folks that are going even faster, when he sees flashing lights behind him and gets pulled over.disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:12 pm Living in NJ one has to speed. If you don't, you'll literally get ran over. If the highway limit says 55 that generally means 80. Every single person is going over, so you must also. What's a cop gonna do, pull us all over?
Asking "why'd you pull me over, lots of folks were passing me," the cop says "it was easier to catch you."
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NJ only does emissions inspections now.Antknot wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 3:23 pmYour dad probably kept it in good condition. Back when Fla had inspections I had to get the exhaust fixed cause hot desist was blowing on the gas tsnkQillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:50 pmOof, I often forget Texas still has car inspections. Florida gave up on that nearly 50 years ago. Gotta have that damn sticker taking up a quarter of your front windshield, and love the time and money wasted on getting it.
I find it funny how much Texans can rail on "guvermint introozhon on freee-dums!" when you still have to get a car inspection every year, cuz the government says your car has to be safe.
My dad knew of a gas station near Deer Park, we'd drive there with a cold six-pack in the back seat. We'd go off to a local diner for a half hour, then come back with the new sticker on the windshield. And the six-pack gone. I honestly don't think a single thing was ever done to the car.
If you kill someone on the road due to improper car maintenance, you'll probably get a stern talking to by the judge.
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Ironically I've never fail a Texas inspection rolling coal
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thats right!!FSchmertz wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 5:50 pmReminds me of the one where a person is driving down the road at the "prevailing speed," getting passed by 50% of the folks that are going even faster, when he sees flashing lights behind him and gets pulled over.disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:12 pm Living in NJ one has to speed. If you don't, you'll literally get ran over. If the highway limit says 55 that generally means 80. Every single person is going over, so you must also. What's a cop gonna do, pull us all over?
Asking "why'd you pull me over, lots of folks were passing me," the cop says "it was easier to catch you."
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Texas changed that a few years back. You still have to get it inspected but it's only $8 and you get a "pass" notice that you take when you annually renew your registration. One tag on your windshield.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:50 pmOof, I often forget Texas still has car inspections. Florida gave up on that nearly 50 years ago. Gotta have that damn sticker taking up a quarter of your front windshield, and love the time and money wasted on getting it.
I find it funny how much Texans can rail on "guvermint introozhon on freee-dums!" when you still have to get a car inspection every year, cuz the government says your car has to be safe.
My dad knew of a gas station near Deer Park, we'd drive there with a cold six-pack in the back seat. We'd go off to a local diner for a half hour, then come back with the new sticker on the windshield. And the six-pack gone. I honestly don't think a single thing was ever done to the car.
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Thats right, because its either nihilism or nanny state. Nothing in betweenQillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:50 pm I find it funny how much Texans can rail on "guvermint introozhon on freee-dums!" when you still have to get a car inspection every year, cuz the government says your car has to be safe.
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Who's doing car inspections for $8?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 8:00 pmTexas changed that a few years back. You still have to get it inspected but it's only $8 and you get a "pass" notice that you take when you annually renew your registration. One tag on your windshield.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:50 pmOof, I often forget Texas still has car inspections. Florida gave up on that nearly 50 years ago. Gotta have that damn sticker taking up a quarter of your front windshield, and love the time and money wasted on getting it.
I find it funny how much Texans can rail on "guvermint introozhon on freee-dums!" when you still have to get a car inspection every year, cuz the government says your car has to be safe.
My dad knew of a gas station near Deer Park, we'd drive there with a cold six-pack in the back seat. We'd go off to a local diner for a half hour, then come back with the new sticker on the windshield. And the six-pack gone. I honestly don't think a single thing was ever done to the car.