All the news from the peanut gallery and where all the nasty trash talk fails miserably.
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Homebrew
Actually drinks Natty Lite!
Posts: 2604Joined: Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:20 pmLocation: Stirring the mashtun
#51
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by Homebrew Sun Jul 10, 2022 4:58 pm
Beat me to it dammit! I seriously guffawed when I read his post.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
Littlesaltine
Forum Newbie
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#52
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by Littlesaltine Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:25 pm
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
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#53
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by Reservoir Dog Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:57 pm
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
CentralTexasCrude
Pumpkin Muppet
Posts: 8564Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:07 pmLocation: In the middle of frickin everywhere's bad thoughts.
#54
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by CentralTexasCrude Sun Jul 10, 2022 6:39 pm
Littlesaltine wrote: ↑ Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:25 pm
Just seeing if this works. Sorry it's not tits lol
Man, DT wasn't kidding about those eyes.
Littlesaltine
Forum Newbie
Posts: 23Joined: Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:24 pm
#56
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by Littlesaltine Sun Jul 10, 2022 9:10 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: ↑ Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:30 pm VIDEO
I think that was Carla Diveto.
I should have know it was that song!
FSchmertz
UJR Chief Meme Factchecker
Posts: 5216Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:37 am
#57
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by FSchmertz Sun Jul 10, 2022 11:20 pm
Littlesaltine wrote: ↑ Sun Jul 10, 2022 9:10 pm HowieTheHat wrote: ↑ Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:30 pm VIDEO
I think that was Carla Diveto.
I should have know it was that song!
Ellen Foley actually did all the woman's vocals on that album. Karla DeVito just lip-synced in the video. In case you didn't know who Ellen Foley was, she played the defense attorney on the second season of Night Court.
Though Karla went on the album tour with Meatloaf.
WarmBidetWater
Needs to step away from the keyboard.
Posts: 548Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:59 pmLocation: The Commonwealth
#58
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by WarmBidetWater Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:25 pm
Welcome back!
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
Posts: 3902Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:45 pmLocation: SOuth Central CheeseheadistanInterests: Boobs, metal, boobsOccupation: Shit lord, Blacksmith, bladesmith, Swordsmith
#59
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by Blast Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:46 pm
How the hell can you say damn your cute on this place without sounding creepy?
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
Animal
The Great Pretender
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#60
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by Animal Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:59 pm
that's not one of the ways.
pork
Grouchy old fart.
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#63
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by pork Mon Jul 11, 2022 4:26 pm
Hey LS.
Littlesaltine
Forum Newbie
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#64
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by Littlesaltine Mon Jul 11, 2022 8:14 pm
pork wrote: ↑ Mon Jul 11, 2022 4:26 pm
Hey LS.
What’s cracking. I’ll be in your neck of the woods next week.
How’s the kid?
Yuck! Why would you want to come to this part of town? LOL.
The kid is insane but we are surviving haha.
Let me know if you wanna grab a beer when your in town.
pork
Grouchy old fart.
Posts: 4106Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 7:48 pmLocation: frisco
#65
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by pork Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:15 pm
I’ll reach out to you if I can break free. I am only going up there because my moms moving. She’s in el dorado hills. How olds the kid now?
disco.moon
Biker is like, the worst
Posts: 3211Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:11 pm
#66
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by disco.moon Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:08 am
Well look at that! Hello fellow female. I remember you of course! Good to see ya around
! Looking beautiful as ever. (artist formerly known as deadpetals).
Hydroseismic
Fish fear me, trannys love me.
Posts: 472Joined: Fri Oct 01, 2021 1:04 amLocation: South TexasInterests: Women with drinking problems/daddy issues.Occupation: Oilfield Exploration / Fishing Guide
#67
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by Hydroseismic Tue Jul 12, 2022 3:14 am
Holy shit welcome back
Faith is simple medicine for desperate souls.
Littlesaltine
Forum Newbie
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#68
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by Littlesaltine Tue Jul 12, 2022 5:47 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑ Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:08 am
Well look at that! Hello fellow female. I remember you of course! Good to see ya around
! Looking beautiful as ever. (artist formerly known as deadpetals).
Oh shoot! Hey beautiful!
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
Posts: 3902Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:45 pmLocation: SOuth Central CheeseheadistanInterests: Boobs, metal, boobsOccupation: Shit lord, Blacksmith, bladesmith, Swordsmith
#69
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by Blast Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:42 pm
Animal wrote: ↑ Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:59 pm
that's not one of the ways.
Yeah, i noticed that after I hit submit.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
disco.moon
Biker is like, the worst
Posts: 3211Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:11 pm
#70
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by disco.moon Tue Jul 12, 2022 9:51 pm
Blast wrote: ↑ Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:42 pm Animal wrote: ↑ Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:59 pm
that's not one of the ways.
Yeah, i noticed that after I hit submit.
It usually works so well!
CentralTexasCrude
Pumpkin Muppet
Posts: 8564Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:07 pmLocation: In the middle of frickin everywhere's bad thoughts.
#71
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by CentralTexasCrude Tue Jul 12, 2022 11:36 pm
2 females "er" (smart ass bitch past complaint) women in one UJR thread. What's this world going to?
Cyberhonky
Needs to step away from the keyboard.
Posts: 549Joined: Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:05 amLocation: Melbourne
#72
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by Cyberhonky Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:06 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑ Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:08 am
(artist formerly known as deadpetals).
Now that's a username I do remember. Sorry, I swear I'm not retarded
Vote for Pedro
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
Posts: 3902Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:45 pmLocation: SOuth Central CheeseheadistanInterests: Boobs, metal, boobsOccupation: Shit lord, Blacksmith, bladesmith, Swordsmith
#73
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by Blast Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:24 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑ Tue Jul 12, 2022 9:51 pm Blast wrote: ↑ Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:42 pm Animal wrote: ↑ Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:59 pm
that's not one of the ways.
Yeah, i noticed that after I hit submit.
It usually works so well!
It has to work better than "Wanna see my murder basement?"
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29417Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm
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by Animal Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:28 pm
Blast wrote: ↑ Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:24 pm disco.moon wrote: ↑ Tue Jul 12, 2022 9:51 pm Blast wrote: ↑ Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:42 pm Animal wrote: ↑ Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:59 pm
that's not one of the ways.
Yeah, i noticed that after I hit submit.
It usually works so well!
It has to work better than "Wanna see my murder basement?"
Were you wearing a Fibrosport style Detroit Red Wings goaltender mask when you asked?
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
Posts: 3902Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:45 pmLocation: SOuth Central CheeseheadistanInterests: Boobs, metal, boobsOccupation: Shit lord, Blacksmith, bladesmith, Swordsmith
#75
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by Blast Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:47 pm
Hell no! It was a Shatner mask and blue jumpsuit.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
! Looking beautiful as ever. (artist formerly known as deadpetals).
