Map Porn
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Holy shit New Jersey, biscottis aren't even that good. Poor old Jimmy Thinmints didn't even make the list.
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I assume John Overdeck is head of one of the five families?
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So eight states have zero billionaires?
P.S. Plus Washington D.C. I guess
P.S. Plus Washington D.C. I guess
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Turkish?

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these maps are all totally real in biker's world.
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Does that say "Applebees'"
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He doesn't even try, he just falls to his knees as soon as he walks in and they line up.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat Sep 03, 2022 12:36 am"Try not to accidentally suck all the dicks at Applebee's"
That's like my favorite thing you've ever posted.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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i was going to say. that map is just a map of average home prices. no one that works in silicon valley is going to buy a home in Tupelo Mississippi because its cheaper.
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Now this is very interesting and useful to society. We need to really start thinking in these terms.
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i was being serious though. its disturbing to know that will will actually run completely out of some elements at some point. And yet, you can still walk into a store and buy helium balloons for a birthday party.
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Agree on the last principal but situations do change. 99% of the World's helium could only be found at that one location in the Tx Panhandle but I've read they found a huge new supply somewhere in Africa.
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well, the helium was found at that Texas location because we put it there.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Sep 07, 2022 5:02 pmAgree on the last principal but situations do change. 99% of the World's helium could only be found at that one location in the Tx Panhandle but I've read they found a huge new supply somewhere in Africa.
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OK, that's correct. But, the helium deposit reservoir is there because the helium gas fields are close.Animal wrote: ↑Wed Sep 07, 2022 5:40 pmwell, the helium was found at that Texas location because we put it there.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Sep 07, 2022 5:02 pmAgree on the last principal but situations do change. 99% of the World's helium could only be found at that one location in the Tx Panhandle but I've read they found a huge new supply somewhere in Africa.

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Hard to believe we could actually run out of Zinc?
There's mines in NJ that probably could be reopened if necessary, though I believe they closed because it was easier to mine elsewhere. NJ used to mine Iron too, but it was hard rock mining and you don't have to do that to get iron elsewhere.
P.S. I guess I'm saying "how much is this about running out, and how much is it about how expensive it'll be to get it elsewhere"?
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I was going off of the premise that the map (chart) was accurate. It says we have a "serious chance" of running out of Zinc within 100 years. It doesn't say "its going to cost more to get to whatever we need". So, if you are right, and there is plenty and running out isn't a problem, then the map is useless. Helium was the only example that I had any knowledge about. But i have also heard there is more helium its just going to be ridiculously difficult to get.FSchmertz wrote: ↑Wed Sep 07, 2022 11:58 pmHard to believe we could actually run out of Zinc?
There's mines in NJ that probably could be reopened if necessary, though I believe they closed because it was easier to mine elsewhere. NJ used to mine Iron too, but it was hard rock mining and you don't have to do that to get iron elsewhere.
P.S. I guess I'm saying "how much is this about running out, and how much is it about how expensive it'll be to get it elsewhere"?
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They are mining lead/zinc up Ellsmere Island way, drift mining in permafrost.
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