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Antknot wrote: Sun May 05, 2019 8:54 pm
Wut wrote: Sun May 05, 2019 7:50 pm ‘Chevy vs. Ford' argument led to shootings...
BEDFORD, Va. - A Virginia man was arrested after shooting three others during a Chevrolet vs. Ford argument, police said.

Mark Edwin Turner, 56, was arrested around 2 a.m. April 23 after standoff that lasted more than two hours, the Bedford County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement.

Deputies responded to a report of a shooting around 11:30 p.m. April 22 at a Bedford home. When they arrived, they found three people outside the home with gunshot wounds, the statement said. The victims were hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries.

Turner, his girlfriend, her son and her son's girlfriend had been having dinner at their home, Bedford County Commonwealth's Attorney Wes Nance told WSET-TV.

The four were in the front yard when Turner and his girlfriend’s son began arguing about whether Chevy or Ford is a better car manufacturer, Nance said. The argument became heated and Turner allegedly pulled a knife. Turner’s girlfriend tried to get between Turner and her son, and Turner stabbed her in her lower back, Nance said.

Turner then went into the home and retrieved a gun, Nance said.

"It's then alleged that Mr. Turner came back out and approached (his girlfriend’s son). Once again, his mother tried to intervene between the two of them. During that time, she was shot a total of five times -- all of those injuries occurring to her legs," Nance said.

The woman’s son was shot in the arm, and the son’s girlfriend was hit by two bullets that Nance said ricocheted.

When police arrived, Nance said Turner returned inside the home, but continued to come back outside to yell at officers. Police were eventually able to hit Turner with a bean bag and take him into custody, Nance said.

Turner was charged with felony malicious wounding, use of a firearm in commission of a felony and possession of a firearm by a felon. He was denied bond.
All I really want to know is who was arguing for the Chevy and who was arguing for Ford.
My money for the Chevy guy was Turner.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun May 05, 2019 5:07 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Sun May 05, 2019 5:00 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sun May 05, 2019 4:14 pm
Wow.. back story? Looks mostly unprovoked and the fact that he elbows her in the face then starts pounding the guy from behind makes him look like quite the piece of shit.
https://calcoastnews.com/2019/04/slo-ci ... ult-video/
Yep, that dude was being a total ass. He knew exactly what the fuck he was doing. Too bad the staff didnt beat the shit out of him.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sun May 05, 2019 9:33 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sun May 05, 2019 5:07 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Sun May 05, 2019 5:00 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sun May 05, 2019 4:14 pm
Wow.. back story? Looks mostly unprovoked and the fact that he elbows her in the face then starts pounding the guy from behind makes him look like quite the piece of shit.
https://calcoastnews.com/2019/04/slo-ci ... ult-video/
Yep, that dude was being a total ass. He knew exactly what the fuck he was doing. Too bad the staff didnt beat the shit out of him.
Dude was obviously overcompensating because he drives a Chevy and has a small pee-pee.
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Clearly the drunk guy is a dick...but the chick pushed him. Poor bastard in the hat took the most of it. I hope he at least got a nice BJ with her fat lip that night.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun May 05, 2019 4:14 pm
Makes you miss the days before feminism when women could take a punch.
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I blame Biker.
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PimpDaddy wrote: Mon May 06, 2019 4:34 pm Clearly the drunk guy is a dick...but the chick pushed him. Poor bastard in the hat took the most of it. I hope he at least got a nice BJ with her fat lip that night.
She only pushed him away in response to his purposely leaning into her. The dickhead is even looking back as hes doing it. He knew what he was doing and was looking for a reaction.
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Stapes wrote: Mon May 06, 2019 5:07 pm
Maybe Thanos had a point.
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I'm wondering why its an all ladies train but yeah.....some thinning of the herd might be needed
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Stapes wrote: Mon May 06, 2019 5:51 pm I'm wondering why its an all ladies train but yeah.....some thinning of the herd might be needed
obviously this is a stop for sandwich supplies.
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Sailed to and from grocery store and church by grandma.

$25,500,000 or best offer. No low ballers don’t waste my time.

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Five hours two hand washes. Clay barred all the paintwork. Then a two stage black carnauba wax and followed by a synthetic wax.

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CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 06, 2019 9:49 pm Five hours two hand washes. Clay barred all the paintwork. Then a two stage black carnauba wax and followed by a synthetic wax.

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Just get a ceramic coating, ya cheap bastard.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 06, 2019 10:57 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 06, 2019 9:49 pm Five hours two hand washes. Clay barred all the paintwork. Then a two stage black carnauba wax and followed by a synthetic wax.

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Just get a ceramic coating, ya cheap bastard.
I wanted one on the truck, fucking $800. Elbow grease for the win
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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That’s definitely the fucking face of a guy who eats his own cum. Looks like the bad guy from The Mask.
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I think it is an impostor account, but it made me loff
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smart sons of bitches


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what. in. the. fuck?

that can't be real.
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Flumper wrote: Wed May 08, 2019 3:45 pm
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what. in. the. fuck?

that can't be real.
https://chevroletforum.com/articles/che ... ruck-beds/
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I was going to say, as ugly as I think that truck is, I bet it took skillz to make it happen. BUT if you could just buy it off the shelf, never mind.
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Stapes wrote: Wed May 08, 2019 4:06 am smart sons of bitches


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Yeah lets put them in tank with humans. Brilliant.
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