LOLZ (NSFW)

[hawkfan8812]

Stephanie Abrams is my Weather channel angel in the morning.

[Antknot]

[stonedmegman]

[BigChiefin]

Nipple slip is a bit of a stretch. There may have been a slight areola reveal. Enjoyable none the less.

[Homebrew]

[Bluespruce1964]

A boob, a vagina and an asshole are all saying why they are the best.

The boob says, “ I give life and health to newborns”

The vagina says “I give pleasure to man and birth to their son ffspring”































Why are you scrolling down here? It’s your turn.

[Biker]

Truth

[stonedmegman]

For those who are lacking.

[stonedmegman]

[stonedmegman]

[Bluespruce1964]

[CentralTexasCrude]

[Antknot]

[Bluespruce1964]

That's hilarious

[Animal]

the kinds of things that happen on airplanes proves that some people are completely unaware that other people can see them.

[Bluespruce1964]

[Bluespruce1964]

[Bluespruce1964]

[Bluespruce1964]

[Bluespruce1964]

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

[Biker]

Yes, it’s real

[CentralTexasCrude]

Yes, it’s real

The remora's Do look awfully white.

[Charliesheen]

[CHEEZY17]

Yes, it’s real

The Onion or Babylon Bee couldnt have done it better.

[Homebrew]