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I just clicked on some shit clickbait that listed celebrities who borne gorgeous children. They tried to sell Bette Midler's daughter to us :lol: :lol: :lol:
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13 Celebrities That Have The Most Gorgeous Children


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Biker wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 5:13 am I just clicked on some shit clickbait that listed celebrities who borne gorgeous children. They tried to sell Bette Midler's daughter to us :lol: :lol: :lol:
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13 Celebrities That Have The Most Gorgeous Children


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Her kid looks like you tried to get bette from wish. That's an ugly kid.
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HowieTheHat wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 5:10 am
saltydog wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 12:52 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jan 28, 2023 8:56 pm That's between the creep and the creepee.
Between you and Howard no wonder women barely exist around here.
True, this place is truly a lemon party anymore! Why do you think that is? 🤔🤔 :sexualspermmagenta:
If this is the lemon party you're the definitely the main one....heh, the instigator. The lemon instigator. shit, I bet when you show up to whatever hooker you hooked she thinks "what a lemon" :lol: :lol: lemon party.... that's great!!
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stonedmegman wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 5:09 am Image
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 1:02 pm Their own type of toast :lol: I saw this exchange on reddit a few days back.

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This lemon was left in the sun.

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necronomous wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 6:30 am
Biker wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 5:13 am I just clicked on some shit clickbait that listed celebrities who borne gorgeous children. They tried to sell Bette Midler's daughter to us :lol: :lol: :lol:
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13 Celebrities That Have The Most Gorgeous Children


https://noteabley.com/culture/celebs-ki ... wpfkqPjwAQ
Her kid looks like you tried to get bette from wish. That's an ugly kid.
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HowieTheHat wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 6:36 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 12:01 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 5:10 am
saltydog wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 12:52 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jan 28, 2023 8:56 pm That's between the creep and the creepee.
Between you and Howard no wonder women barely exist around here.
True, this place is truly a lemon party anymore! Why do you think that is? 🤔🤔 :sexualspermmagenta:
If this is the lemon party you're the definitely the main one....heh, the instigator. The lemon instigator. shit, I bet when you show up to whatever hooker you hooked she thinks "what a lemon" :lol: :lol: lemon party.... that's great!!
Says the one who had trouble matching square pegs and square holes. Stick to exhibiting the puppies.
That doesn't even make any sense whatsoever. Stick to huffing wood glue.
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Biker wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 5:13 am I just clicked on some shit clickbait that listed celebrities who borne gorgeous children. They tried to sell Bette Midler's daughter to us :lol: :lol: :lol:
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13 Celebrities That Have The Most Gorgeous Children


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Bless her heart. Hopefully she's really funny.
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Biker wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 5:13 am I just clicked on some shit clickbait that listed celebrities who borne gorgeous children. They tried to sell Bette Midler's daughter to us :lol: :lol: :lol:
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13 Celebrities That Have The Most Gorgeous Children


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Wow. Bette is not exactly a raving beauty herself yet she manages to still score higher.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2023 1:09 am
Biker wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 5:13 am I just clicked on some shit clickbait that listed celebrities who borne gorgeous children. They tried to sell Bette Midler's daughter to us :lol: :lol: :lol:
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13 Celebrities That Have The Most Gorgeous Children


https://noteabley.com/culture/celebs-ki ... wpfkqPjwAQ
Bless her heart. Hopefully she's really funny.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2023 2:03 pm

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its good to see that Stapes is looking well.
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Here in Florida, there's no loophole like that. If a cop finds you in the driver's seat with the car key in your hand, or worse with the car key in the starter, it's a presumed DUI if you're suspected of being drunk. The car doesn't even have to be turned on, and you don't even have to be awake. The cop can even assume DUI if you're on private property, even your own, car off and/or you're asleep. Source: my wife's friend with two DUI's to her name.

The only real loophole is if a passenger takes away your car key before the cop sees it in your hand or in the starter. Even then, according to Florida law, the cop can request a DUI blow if you're in the driver's seat, and either you blow or you're going to jail.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:47 pm Here in Florida, there's no loophole like that. If a cop finds you in the driver's seat with the car key in your hand, or worse with the car key in the starter, it's a presumed DUI if you're suspected of being drunk. The car doesn't even have to be turned on, and you don't even have to be awake. The cop can even assume DUI if you're on private property, even your own, car off and/or you're asleep. Source: my wife's friend with two DUI's to her name.

The only real loophole is if a passenger takes away your car key before the cop sees it in your hand or in the starter. Even then, according to Florida law, the cop can request a DUI blow if you're in the driver's seat, and either you blow or you're going to jail.
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2023 2:03 pm

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Yeah, I read about that one time. Some guy was inside his house drinking beer and decided to go out and listen to tunes in his car on his driveway. Dwi. BS.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2023 11:00 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:47 pm Here in Florida, there's no loophole like that. If a cop finds you in the driver's seat with the car key in your hand, or worse with the car key in the starter, it's a presumed DUI if you're suspected of being drunk. The car doesn't even have to be turned on, and you don't even have to be awake. The cop can even assume DUI if you're on private property, even your own, car off and/or you're asleep. Source: my wife's friend with two DUI's to her name.

The only real loophole is if a passenger takes away your car key before the cop sees it in your hand or in the starter. Even then, according to Florida law, the cop can request a DUI blow if you're in the driver's seat, and either you blow or you're going to jail.
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2023 2:03 pm

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Yeah, I read about that one time. Some guy was inside his house drinking beer and decided to go out and listen to tunes in his car on his driveway. Dwi. BS.
How much was your fine?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2023 11:00 pm Yeah, I read about that one time. Some guy was inside his house drinking beer and decided to go out and listen to tunes in his car on his driveway. Dwi. BS.
Who called the cops on a guy sitting in his own car in his own driveway?
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2023 2:03 pm

loop hole
There was a party store across the street from our shop and I thought Jim,the guy working there was about the coolest. At the time I was 16 or so he must have been 40 or something. I eventually learned he partied pretty hard.He drove a corvette that was pretty cool. This was around 1980. I went over one day and bought some porn magazines and he said "would you be interested in any of these" and he reached under the counter and he had 8 mm porno flicks. I said "I don't have a movie projector" so he reached down and set a projector on the counter "Well,I can fix you right up". So I went back to work and told the guys and old Pete said "don't bother buying that stuff,I'll bring in my projector and a couple movies tomorrow". So next day we set up the projector. I remember one of them had a guy named Gene Damage "the rectum wrecker".
Anyway . Jim was talking to a guy one day when I walked in and he said "So I woke up at a stoplight at about 6 this morning and a state cop was right beside me and the light turned green so I drove away.I have no idea how long I had been there". He partied pretty hard.
I just remembered ,right down the road from me a guy got arrested for drunk driving on his lawnmower. The lawnmower didn't have lights and it was dark out but he had a light taped to the hood of the tractor but no taillight. When a cop approached him from the rear he didn't see him until he got pretty close so he stopped to tell the guy that he needs to put a tail light on the tractor and realizes the guy is drunk.So he got arrested.
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I'm up early.
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