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Hey... where has DT been?
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stonedmegman wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 4:00 am Image
:lol: LMFAO!
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I went to the doctor and she said don't eat anything fatty

I said like hamburgers?

She said no fatty just don't eat anything
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:47 pm I went to the doctor and she said don't eat anything fatty

I said like hamburgers?

She said no fatty just don't eat anything
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:47 pm I went to the doctor and she said don't eat anything fatty

I said like hamburgers?

She said no fatty just don't eat anything
:lol:
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Biker wrote: Fri Feb 10, 2023 4:44 am Image
Thanks a lot for that. I'll be sending my therapy bills your way. :-)
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Omfg :lol:
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I wish Ack was still here with his photoshop skills.
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I'm up early.
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Howie is finally finished building his new fireplace!

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:lol:
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It needs of few coats of shellac to really get that fire burning.
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Biker wrote: Fri Feb 10, 2023 4:44 am Image
So, if the calf is breeched or facing the wrong way, does Lizzo get shot in the head?
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breech is facing the wrong way.
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Animal wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 1:54 am breech is facing the wrong way.
Do I look like a rancher?
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Don't you have some feral piglets to feed?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 2:08 am Don't you have some feral piglets to feed?
the timer went off at 5:30 pm. it goes off again at 7:30 am. thanks.
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I'm up early.
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Mayor McCheese agrees.
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "M" is silent
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"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "M" is silent
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