What's new fellas? NSFW

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Re: What's new fellas? NSFW

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Animal wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:08 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:01 pm I guess (kinda) I can see the allure of tats (Not really), but piercings seem so pointless.
The point? Duh! The point is that it shows they aren't afraid of pain and they are tough.
the hinge is actually inside the hole - so it hurts like a bitch to move it around. I tried wire cutters but I'm too scared of cutting my nose.
So....kinda. tattoo pain is cathartic, the sound of the machine, the pain becomes numbing after a while. Piercings do not hurt at all, unless they're ripped out. The needle just doesn't hurt its fucking crazy. Well, the nipples hurt for about 3 seconds. Compared to the pain I've experienced having a period and c-section- it ain't shit!!
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:14 pm I feel like a retard! Thank God I work from home lol. The gauge was a skoshe bigger than my usual one and because it's a heart, the hinge is actually inside the hole - so it hurts like a bitch to move it around. I tried wire cutters but I'm too scared of cutting my nose.

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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:19 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:14 pm I feel like a retard! Thank God I work from home lol. The gauge was a skoshe bigger than my usual one and because it's a heart, the hinge is actually inside the hole - so it hurts like a bitch to move it around. I tried wire cutters but I'm too scared of cutting my nose.

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disco.moon wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:14 pm I feel like a retard! Thank God I work from home lol. The gauge was a skoshe bigger than my usual one and because it's a heart, the hinge is actually inside the hole - so it hurts like a bitch to move it around. I tried wire cutters but I'm too scared of cutting my nose.

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Being a "torso" fetish kind of guy, that top has an interesting crochet look but the person that did the dye job looks like they did it hungover or something.
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Thanks BS and B1D lol ! CTC - torso fetish 😳 the sweater is hand knit outta that baby blanket yarn. :wub: i want to move into it and have all my mail forwarded to this sweater. It has a pocket and hood too!!!!!

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disco.moon wrote: Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:52 am Thanks BS and B1D lol ! CTC - torso fetish 😳 the sweater is hand knit outta that baby blanket yarn. :wub: i want to move into it and have all my mail forwarded to this sweater. It has a pocket and hood too!!!!!

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I complimented the crotchety pattern (or whatever it's called), just thought the person that did the dye job was stoned or something.
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the making of a sweater has confused CTC. :lol:
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Well, to be honest I don't care about the sweater, just what's underneath it.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:15 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:08 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:01 pm I guess (kinda) I can see the allure of tats (Not really), but piercings seem so pointless.
The point? Duh! The point is that it shows they aren't afraid of pain and they are tough.
the hinge is actually inside the hole - so it hurts like a bitch to move it around. I tried wire cutters but I'm too scared of cutting my nose.
So....kinda. tattoo pain is cathartic, the sound of the machine, the pain becomes numbing after a while. Piercings do not hurt at all, unless they're ripped out. The needle just doesn't hurt its fucking crazy. Well, the nipples hurt for about 3 seconds. Compared to the pain I've experienced having a period and c-section- it ain't shit!!
My wife had an orgasm when she got her nipples pierced! Hottest thing ever!
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YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FASHION!!!

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Cracks me up everytime.:lol:
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My mom has a sweater very similar to that
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Biker wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 6:38 pm My mom has a sweater very similar to that
So, your Mom is into sweaters with candy cane motifs?
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Biker wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 6:38 pm My mom has a sweater very similar to that
Oh cool! She's a dirty whore too?!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I actually did buy it on the side of the road in Newark, this lady really looked like she could use some assistance. Said something rambling about her absent son with the small, smooth balls.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:35 pm I actually did buy it on the side of the road in Newark, this lady really looked like she could use some assistance. Said something rambling about her absent son with the small, smooth balls.
It's going to take a while to process this...
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I'm up early.
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stonedmegman wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:41 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:35 pm I actually did buy it on the side of the road in Newark, this lady really looked like she could use some assistance. Said something rambling about her absent son with the small, smooth balls.
It's going to take a while to process this...
I'm not good at talking smack :lol:
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stonedmegman wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:41 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:35 pm I actually did buy it on the side of the road in Newark, this lady really looked like she could use some assistance. Said something rambling about her absent son with the small, smooth balls.
It's going to take a while to process this...
I was at the Pharmacy counter in my drug store the other day and a woman standing beside me who I had never seen before in my life started telling me about her colostomy bag.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 11:23 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:41 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:35 pm I actually did buy it on the side of the road in Newark, this lady really looked like she could use some assistance. Said something rambling about her absent son with the small, smooth balls.
It's going to take a while to process this...
I was at the Pharmacy counter in my drug store the other day and a woman standing beside me who I had never seen before in my life started telling me about her colostomy bag.
What a shitty story
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 11:23 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:41 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:35 pm I actually did buy it on the side of the road in Newark, this lady really looked like she could use some assistance. Said something rambling about her absent son with the small, smooth balls.
It's going to take a while to process this...
I was at the Pharmacy counter in my drug store the other day and a woman standing beside me who I had never seen before in my life started telling me about her colostomy bag.
I hate when that happens.
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