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I'm up early.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2023 2:52 am
He's lucky it was a cow.

You should see what a charging bull can do to a semi-truck.
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 2:16 pm
Um...fuck no!
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it looks like Howie attempting his first Police audit.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 3:53 pm
Why would anyone hang around a tracktor-trailer that was operating that way?

That car driver should've backed WAY off. The big rig always has the right-of-way, 'cause getting squished is never a good idea.

And that tandem rig driver wasn't too smart either. Maybe thinking he was defending the road, or getting a disabled or inebriated driver to pull over?

P.S. He had his flashers on the whole way, other than obviously not in control for some reason, I wonder why.
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FSchmertz wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 4:28 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 3:53 pm
Why would anyone hang around a tracktor-trailer that was operating that way?

That car driver should've backed WAY off. The big rig always has the right-of-way, 'cause getting squished is never a good idea.

And that tandem rig driver wasn't too smart either. Maybe thinking he was defending the road, or getting a disabled or inebriated driver to pull over?

P.S. He had his flashers on the whole way, other than obviously not in control for some reason, I wonder why.
So because he's is in a big truck, they get to be assholes?
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necronomous wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 5:49 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 4:28 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 3:53 pm
Why would anyone hang around a tracktor-trailer that was operating that way?

That car driver should've backed WAY off. The big rig always has the right-of-way, 'cause getting squished is never a good idea.

And that tandem rig driver wasn't too smart either. Maybe thinking he was defending the road, or getting a disabled or inebriated driver to pull over?

P.S. He had his flashers on the whole way, other than obviously not in control for some reason, I wonder why.
So because he's is in a big truck, they get to be assholes?
No, because he's in a big truck, you get out of the way. Not worth dying on account of his assholeness.
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FSchmertz wrote: Sat Mar 18, 2023 2:30 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 5:49 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 4:28 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 3:53 pm
Why would anyone hang around a tracktor-trailer that was operating that way?

That car driver should've backed WAY off. The big rig always has the right-of-way, 'cause getting squished is never a good idea.

And that tandem rig driver wasn't too smart either. Maybe thinking he was defending the road, or getting a disabled or inebriated driver to pull over?

P.S. He had his flashers on the whole way, other than obviously not in control for some reason, I wonder why.
So because he's is in a big truck, they get to be assholes?
No, because he's in a big truck, you get out of the way. Not worth dying on account of his assholeness.
Meh I think the other big truck should have taken him out.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 9:56 pm
Screw that. No way my head doesn't impact first 99 out every 100 times.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:05 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 9:56 pm
Screw that. No way my head doesn't impact first 99 out every 100 times.
You land on your head, it'll be one out of one times.
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FSchmertz wrote: Mon Mar 20, 2023 12:00 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:05 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 9:56 pm
Screw that. No way my head doesn't impact first 99 out every 100 times.
You land on your head, it'll be one out of one times.
True. I don't know how they stay upright. By the time my head hits the ground, I would have done 4 rotations end over end.
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Most of the youngun's won't remember the "Wide World of Sports" on weekends on ABC. I was the "agony of defeat" as the guy careened off the lift at a 45 degree angle. Can't do anything involving something strapped to my feet.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 20, 2023 12:41 am Most of the youngun's won't remember the "Wide World of Sports" on weekends on ABC. I was the "agony of defeat" as the guy careened off the lift at a 45 degree angle. Can't do anything involving something strapped to my feet.
thanks for that update. because I had you pictured as someone that would be very skilled at ski jumping.
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Animal wrote: Mon Mar 20, 2023 12:50 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 20, 2023 12:41 am Most of the youngun's won't remember the "Wide World of Sports" on weekends on ABC. I was the "agony of defeat" as the guy careened off the lift at a 45 degree angle. Can't do anything involving something strapped to my feet.
thanks for that update. because I had you pictured as someone that would be very skilled at ski jumping.
You aren't aware of the exclusive ski jumping clubs in rural Texas?
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Animal wrote: Mon Mar 20, 2023 12:50 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 20, 2023 12:41 am Most of the youngun's won't remember the "Wide World of Sports" on weekends on ABC. I was the "agony of defeat" as the guy careened off the lift at a 45 degree angle. Can't do anything involving something strapped to my feet.
thanks for that update. because I had you pictured as someone that would be very skilled at ski jumping.
It's not just ski jumping. Tried ice skating once. Little 10 year olds were flying by doing silhouettes and shit and I'm on my butt cause I can't balance on those thin metal things. Don't even ask about regular snow skiing.
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