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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:02 pm
Nipples and areola are WAY too pink.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:43 pm
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1. Breasts

2. Boobs

3. Mammory Glands

4. Boobies

5. Tits

6. Titties

7. Ta-tas

8. Fiery biscuits (as per The Mighty Boosh, apparently)

9. Melons

10. Baps

11. Coconuts

12. Bangers

13. Cream Pies

14. Iced Gems

15. Bacon Hangers (our little minds can't even)

16. Fried Eggs

17. Cantaloupes

18. 'She drank her school milk' (no, we don't understand either?)

19. Milk Monsters

20. Milkers

21. Brad Pitts

22. Danny Devitos

23. The Twins

24. Minnie and Mickey

25. Phil and Lil

26. Mary-Kate and Ashley

27. The Mitchell Brothers

28. Pinky and Perky

29. Ant and Dec (apparently!)

30. Mario and Luigi

31. Puppies

32. Snuggle pups

33. Cat Flaps

34. Wattdogs

35. Udders

36. Spaniel's Ears

37. Mosquito Bites

38. Noogies

39. Babs

40. Lills

41. 'The Girls'

42. Buds

43. Bips

44. Norks

45. Chebs

46. Maracas

47. Slammers

48. Tig Ol Bitties

49. Chebblies

50. Wabs

51. Funbags

52. Chesticles

53. Jugs

54. Waps

55. Tatas

56. Bazoombas

57. Breasticles

58. Bazookas

59. Mammeries

60. Bristol Cities

61. Cha-chas

62. Bosoms

63. Jubblies

64. Charlies

65. Juggernauts

66. Peaks

67. Knockers

68. Rack

69. Shelf

70. Dongles

71. Nunga Nungas

72. Wangers

73. Swingers

74. Air-bags

75. Tatty Bo Jangles

76. Honker Honkers

77. Cans

78. Babylons

79. Bubbalas

80. Nipple Holsters

81. Life Savers

82. Buoyancy aids

83. Orbs

84. Bongos

85. Watties

86. Bouncers

87. Wagons

88. Globes

89. Shoulder Boulders (or just 'boulders' works too)

90. Hooters

91. Muchachas

92. Mud Flaps

93. Man boobs

94. Fleshy Mounds

95. Upper Bollocks

96. TB's (Top Bollocks)

97. Dirty Pillows

98. Naughty Pillows

99. Two old socks
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I hope you have this list handy when you start 4th grade.
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my mom would occasionally call them balootas (think like baloon) I'm not sure that's how it would be spelled. It was pretty funny to hear her say something like "she had some big old balootas!" .Maybe 4 or 5 times over 85 years or so. To her,that was fairly nasty language. If she got really pissed at someone or a group she'd call them a shit ass. That didn't happen very often.When my son first heard her say that he really got a kick out of it.He was probably about 10 at the time.
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