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Biker wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 1:35 pm And now, a message from your media overlords. Get this through your thick skulls, bigots

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There is absolutely nothing attractive about that.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Biker wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 1:35 pm And now, a message from your media overlords. Get this through your thick skulls, bigots

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I wish she was on fire
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necronomous wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 9:40 pm
Biker wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 1:35 pm And now, a message from your media overlords. Get this through your thick skulls, bigots

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I wish she was on fire
All that fats gonna burn for a while.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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rule34 wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 11:35 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 9:40 pm
Biker wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 1:35 pm And now, a message from your media overlords. Get this through your thick skulls, bigots

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I wish she was on fire
All that fats gonna burn for a while.
A good roast that one
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What's funny is if you dig up some old articles from The Daily Mail you'll see how they were calling the same size women "beached whales" lol.

I mean on one hand it's really stupid to be saying amazing curves and whatever however the majority of actual women that you see at the beach look like her. Hell, how many men's wives on the board have bodies similar - just saying.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 10:36 am What's funny is if you dig up some old articles from The Daily Mail you'll see how they were calling the same size women "beached whales" lol.

I mean on one hand it's really stupid to be saying amazing curves and whatever however the majority of actual women that you see at the beach look like her. Hell, how many men's wives on the board have bodies similar - just saying.
:lol: Liz would be about 10 of my wife.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 12:03 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 10:36 am What's funny is if you dig up some old articles from The Daily Mail you'll see how they were calling the same size women "beached whales" lol.

I mean on one hand it's really stupid to be saying amazing curves and whatever however the majority of actual women that you see at the beach look like her. Hell, how many men's wives on the board have bodies similar - just saying.
:lol: Liz would be about 10 of my wife.
Oh I bet, I was generalizing. I also don't wanna see the girl the a swim suit l I
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necronomous wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 1:44 am
rule34 wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 11:35 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 9:40 pm
Biker wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 1:35 pm And now, a message from your media overlords. Get this through your thick skulls, bigots

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I wish she was on fire
All that fats gonna burn for a while.
A good roast that one
Crematoriums have had issues with morbidly obese people causing what is essentially a grease fire in the ovens. They've said it's become so widespread, they are working on redesigning the ovens to accommodate the larger, heavier bodies, as well as the combustion process to help reduce the flare ups. I'm thinking a drip-tray is among those modifications.
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Zerobeat wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 12:38 pm
necronomous wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 1:44 am
rule34 wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 11:35 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 9:40 pm
Biker wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 1:35 pm And now, a message from your media overlords. Get this through your thick skulls, bigots

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I wish she was on fire
All that fats gonna burn for a while.
A good roast that one
Crematoriums have had issues with morbidly obese people causing what is essentially a grease fire in the ovens. They've said it's become so widespread, they are working on redesigning the ovens to accommodate the larger, heavier bodies, as well as the combustion process to help reduce the flare ups. I'm thinking a drip-tray is among those modifications.
I wonder how long it would take for a 5'-7" female that weighs approx 125 to be cremated...my ex-wife was asking.
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Ricrude wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 2:13 pm I wonder how long it would take for a 5'-7" female that weighs approx 125 to be cremated...my ex-wife was asking.
I pegged you at being taller, and frankly, a little stockier. Go figure
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Biker wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 6:01 pm
Ricrude wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 2:13 pm I wonder how long it would take for a 5'-7" female that weighs approx 125 to be cremated...my ex-wife was asking.
I pegged you at being taller, and frankly, a little stockier. Go figure
Niiiiice...!
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I'm up early.
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^ Biker walking thru the tranny bar.
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Biker wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 6:01 pm
Ricrude wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 2:13 pm I wonder how long it would take for a 5'-7" female that weighs approx 125 to be cremated...my ex-wife was asking.
I pegged you at being taller, and frankly, a little stockier. Go figure
Well you can only peg him so much
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I'm up early.
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I'm up early.
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Worship this, you bigots

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The nicest thing I can say is that I have seen worst boob jobs.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 9:00 pm The nicest thing I can say is that I have seen worst boob jobs.
That's an ugly cunt. That's the nicest thing I can say.
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Love it...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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