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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 09, 2023 11:43 am
I'd probably die, but I would try that!
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 09, 2023 12:18 pm
One lucky fucker...thought he was in that last Christian Bale Batman movie...The Dark Knight Rises.
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Wed Jul 05, 2023 11:52 pm
BigChiefin wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:37 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Sun Jun 18, 2023 6:27 am
Darwinism at work. We need more of this.
Fantastic. Thinning the herd, one moron at a time.
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Homebrew wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 8:25 pm Image
I hope he repaired that divot.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 11:45 pm
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CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 28, 2023 7:26 pm
Ricrude wrote: ↑Wed Jun 28, 2023 6:29 pm

What if this was chasing you...
I dont have to be the fastest. Just faster than the guy next to me.
Old joke about two guys about to be charged by a bear.

One guy reaches in his pack, gets out his sneakers and puts them on.

Other guy: What, you think you're gonna outrun that bear?

Sneaker guy: Don't have to. Just need to outrun you!
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Homebrew wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 8:38 pm Image
They make tire cages for this reason.
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Ricrude wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2023 11:01 pm
If you're gonna use a weapon, make it count.

Should've gone for the leg, once you immobilize, move & strike and stay out of range.
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we might have just watched a murder.
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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 1:19 am we might have just watched a murder.
For realz.
Dude in the crowd: "He's snoring."
No motherfucker, that guy is dying.
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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 1:19 am we might have just watched a murder.
Some crazy shit there...
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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 1:19 am we might have just watched a murder.
Did him like Chris Parlow did Michael's step-dad on The Wire. Brutal.
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Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 11:24 pm
Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 1:19 am we might have just watched a murder.
Did him like Chris Parlow did Michael's step-dad on The Wire. Brutal.
The wire was a helluva show...
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jul 16, 2023 1:56 pm
Two bears...fuck...
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