but if you have to, make sure you are directly under them trapped in a closed bucket 50 feet off the ground.
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I'm up early.
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There was a whole lot of that in town a few years ago mostly in packs of kids. Stirred up a LOT of anxiety among the "Mom" groups on social media. One of the genius adults online said they were going to willingly plow into a group of them if they saw them while driving.
The amount of people who offered up well-thought ways to deliberately drive into the kids was a bit disturbing. The Chief of Police actually requested a meeting with the "bicycle gangs" to discuss the recklessness of their actions, showing them archive photos of kids who had gotten mangled by cars, trucks, buses, etc.
The "wheelie kids" cut that shit out real quick.
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I still see packs of sportsbikes that go up and down the 75 here in Dallas that are in and out of traffic doing those wheelies. One kid (20ish) clipped a truck and died not that long agosaltydog wrote: ↑Tue Aug 22, 2023 4:37 pmThere was a whole lot of that in town a few years ago mostly in packs of kids. Stirred up a LOT of anxiety among the "Mom" groups on social media. One of the genius adults online said they were going to willingly plow into a group of them if they saw them while driving.
The amount of people who offered up well-thought ways to deliberately drive into the kids was a bit disturbing. The Chief of Police actually requested a meeting with the "bicycle gangs" to discuss the recklessness of their actions, showing them archive photos of kids who had gotten mangled by cars, trucks, buses, etc.
The "wheelie kids" cut that shit out real quick.
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when you aren't expecting it, and one of those loud mother fuckers come roaring by between two lanes, it can scare you enough to accidentally change lanes.Biker wrote: ↑Tue Aug 22, 2023 4:42 pmI still see packs of sportsbikes that go up and down the 75 here in Dallas that are in and out of traffic doing those wheelies. One kid (20ish) clipped a truck and died not that long agosaltydog wrote: ↑Tue Aug 22, 2023 4:37 pmThere was a whole lot of that in town a few years ago mostly in packs of kids. Stirred up a LOT of anxiety among the "Mom" groups on social media. One of the genius adults online said they were going to willingly plow into a group of them if they saw them while driving.
The amount of people who offered up well-thought ways to deliberately drive into the kids was a bit disturbing. The Chief of Police actually requested a meeting with the "bicycle gangs" to discuss the recklessness of their actions, showing them archive photos of kids who had gotten mangled by cars, trucks, buses, etc.
The "wheelie kids" cut that shit out real quick.
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How many Texans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Q. How many Canadians does it take to put out wildfires?
A. Those Truckers were such Meanie's toward Trudeau.
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Hawaii is on line #1.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Aug 22, 2023 10:17 pm Q. How many Canadians does it take to put out wildfires?
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Oriental women drivers 
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Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "M" is silent
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If that was legit dude is a legend.
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Thats awesome...!
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Wow. Impressive that an Islanders fan didn't get up without tripping down the stairs.
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she's much too cute for him.
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