Things you never say: What you meant/ What they hear

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Things you never say: What you meant/ What they hear

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Take your vehicle to an auto shop for some work
You tell the owner "It's no big rush"
What you meant- If you have someone with an emergency, just do it this afternoon
What they hear- shove the vehicle onto the back lot and we will deal with it next week
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A real man doesn't bring his car to the shop.
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But what shall he do when he can't find his 710 cap?
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:56 pm A real man doesn't bring his car to the shop.
Some men can't fit their fucking hands into the cramped engine bays any more. I'll pay someone to work on those tight spots.
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saltydog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:57 pm But what shall he do when he can't find his 710 cap?
You can loan him your butt plug.
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:56 pm A real man doesn't bring his car to the shop.
I've got to put mine in soon. They have the equipment, not me. I hit a curb pretty hard a week ago. It's really shaking at highway speeds. Need an alignment.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2023 9:45 pm
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:56 pm A real man doesn't bring his car to the shop.
I've got to put mine in soon. They have the equipment, not me. I hit a curb pretty hard a week ago. It's really shaking at highway speeds. Need an alignment.
Was that after the first or second 6-pack?
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2023 10:12 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Sep 01, 2023 9:45 pm
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:56 pm A real man doesn't bring his car to the shop.
I've got to put mine in soon. They have the equipment, not me. I hit a curb pretty hard a week ago. It's really shaking at highway speeds. Need an alignment.
Was that after the first or second 6-pack?
Stoner always remembers to use the correct oil- 710
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it looks like that little bird had a light bulb moment when he realized it was 710.
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Animal wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 12:45 am it looks like that little bird had a light bulb moment when he realized it was 710.
His Google skills are second to none.
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