Name things that are proof that God hates us!

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Re: Name things that are proof that God hates us!

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Sep 16, 2023 3:06 pm I'd like to meet the guy whose idea it was to move the cutting edge on a box of cling wrap from the box's base to it's lid.

I'd like to go to his house, slap the shit out of him, eat all his steaks, drink all his beer, ass fuck his wife, destroy all his children's electronics, and kick his dog.
Lol...Hate to see what you would do with the people who invented fitted sheets.
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Ricrude wrote: Mon Sep 18, 2023 12:28 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Sep 16, 2023 3:06 pm I'd like to meet the guy whose idea it was to move the cutting edge on a box of cling wrap from the box's base to it's lid.

I'd like to go to his house, slap the shit out of him, eat all his steaks, drink all his beer, ass fuck his wife, destroy all his children's electronics, and kick his dog.
Lol...Hate to see what you would do with the people who invented fitted sheets.
The one I want to catch in a dark alley is whoever designed the Heath/zenith Z – 100 computer case.
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Anyone mention Howie?
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Re: Name things that are proof that God hates us!

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Ricrude wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 6:41 pm
BigChiefin wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 5:30 pm
Ricrude wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 1:52 pm
8-TrackJones wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2023 9:28 pm Jardiance commercial
Any of those..."Ask a doctor if it's right for you", commercials.
I love the "Don't take XXXX if you are allergic to it" line. It's a brand new drug, how the fuck would I know if I'm allergic to it?
When the side effects are projectile diarrhea, stroke or death...I'm out.
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Re: Name things that are proof that God hates us!

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Homebrew wrote: Wed Sep 20, 2023 7:19 pm
Ricrude wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 6:41 pm
BigChiefin wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 5:30 pm
Ricrude wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 1:52 pm
8-TrackJones wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2023 9:28 pm Jardiance commercial
Any of those..."Ask a doctor if it's right for you", commercials.
I love the "Don't take XXXX if you are allergic to it" line. It's a brand new drug, how the fuck would I know if I'm allergic to it?
When the side effects are projectile diarrhea, stroke or death...I'm out.
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lol...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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