My ridiculously abridged 2023/24 NFL fearless predictions.

[Reservoir Dog]

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
Philadelphia Eagles vs Minnesota Vikings

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
Buffalo Bills vs Cincinnati Bengals

SUPER BOWL
Philadelphia Eagles vs Cincinnati Bengals

SUPER BOWL WINNER
Cincinnati Bengals

Regular Season MVP
Joe Burrow

Super Bowl MVP
Ja'Marr Chase

[Reservoir Dog]

It's all going exactly as planned.

[Ricrude]

Panthers are gonna win it all...is it too early in the morning for Irish Car bombs?

[hawkfan8812]

Panthers are gonna win it all...is it too early in the morning for Irish Car bombs?

Looking forward to Sunday, did I read your starting LB is out?

[Ricrude]

Panthers are gonna win it all...is it too early in the morning for Irish Car bombs?

Looking forward to Sunday, did I read your starting LB is out?

Yeah...broken leg. So we are down a starting LB, CB and Guard...maybe Reich will open up the offense a little more this week and let Bryce go down the field.

[B-Tender]

Panthers are gonna win it all...is it too early in the morning for Irish Car bombs?

Looking forward to Sunday, did I read your starting LB is out?

Yeah...broken leg. So we are down a starting LB, CB and Guard...maybe Reich will open up the offense a little more this week and let Bryce go down the field.

You need receivers who can get open first.

[Ricrude]

Panthers are gonna win it all...is it too early in the morning for Irish Car bombs?

Looking forward to Sunday, did I read your starting LB is out?

Yeah...broken leg. So we are down a starting LB, CB and Guard...maybe Reich will open up the offense a little more this week and let Bryce go down the field.

You need receivers who can get open first.

Adam Theilen looks good! SMH...Need Terrance Marshall to step up along with Shenault....Mingo will come along in time I think.

[Ricrude]

That went amazingly well...

[hawkfan8812]

That went amazingly well...

Agreed, Dalton played quite well. Too many passes, but he threw it all over successfully.

[Ricrude]

That went amazingly well...

Agreed, Dalton played quite well. Too many passes, but he threw it all over successfully.

We were watching the game in awe of the dysfunction of the offensive (literally and figuratively) line play... we were WTF at the number of offsides penalties.

[hawkfan8812]

I assume you mean false starts, and they did not even tie the record of 10. Lumen Field makes it tough for the OL to hear the QB. Doing in the second half does not help a come back.

[Ricrude]

I assume you mean false starts, and they did not even tie the record of 10. Lumen Field makes it tough for the OL to hear the QB. Doing in the second half does not help a come back.

That would be correct...have to take the 12th out early in a game.

[CHEEZY17]

Well, the Vikes are 0-3 and Cinci is 1-2
Cinci might turn it around but I think Minnesota might be done for.

[Reservoir Dog]

I think Minnesota might be done for.

Weird stat...

The Vikings are 0-3

Kirk Cousins leads the league with 1,075 yds (on pace for 6,086)
Kirk Cousins leads the league with 9 TD's (on pace for 51)
Kirk Cousins is #3 in passer ratings. (108.2)
Kirk Cousins has only had 2 INT's.

The problem isn't the offense.

[B-Tender]

I think Minnesota might be done for.

Weird stat...

The Vikings are 0-3

Kirk Cousins leads the league with 1,075 yds (on pace for 6,086)
Kirk Cousins leads the league with 9 TD's (on pace for 51)
Kirk Cousins is #3 in passer ratings. (108.2)
Kirk Cousins has only had 2 INT's.

The problem isn't the offense.

Well, the offense is the side turning the ball over.

[CHEEZY17]

I think Minnesota might be done for.

Weird stat...

The Vikings are 0-3

Kirk Cousins leads the league with 1,075 yds (on pace for 6,086)
Kirk Cousins leads the league with 9 TD's (on pace for 51)
Kirk Cousins is #3 in passer ratings. (108.2)
Kirk Cousins has only had 2 INT's.

The problem isn't the offense.

For sure. I used to really dislike Cousins but after watching that Quarterbacks show I found it hard to keep disliking him. Plus his wife is a cutie.
I believe they play the Chiefs next so 0-4 is a very strong possibility. On the plus side they do get to play the Bears twice!

[Animal]

[Ricrude]

I think Minnesota might be done for.

Weird stat...

The Vikings are 0-3

Kirk Cousins leads the league with 1,075 yds (on pace for 6,086)
Kirk Cousins leads the league with 9 TD's (on pace for 51)
Kirk Cousins is #3 in passer ratings. (108.2)
Kirk Cousins has only had 2 INT's.

The problem isn't the offense.

For sure. I used to really dislike Cousins but after watching that Quarterbacks show I found it hard to keep disliking him. Plus his wife is a cutie.
I believe they play the Chiefs next so 0-4 is a very strong possibility. On the plus side they do get to play the Bears twice!

Nope...Panthers...someone has to win!

[Reservoir Dog]

I think Minnesota might be done for.

Weird stat...

The Vikings are 0-3

Kirk Cousins leads the league with 1,075 yds (on pace for 6,086)
Kirk Cousins leads the league with 9 TD's (on pace for 51)
Kirk Cousins is #3 in passer ratings. (108.2)
Kirk Cousins has only had 2 INT's.

The problem isn't the offense.

For sure. I used to really dislike Cousins but after watching that Quarterbacks show I found it hard to keep disliking him. Plus his wife is a cutie.
I believe they play the Chiefs next so 0-4 is a very strong possibility. On the plus side they do get to play the Bears twice!

Nope...Panthers...someone has to win!

Not necessarily.

[Ricrude]

I think Minnesota might be done for.

Weird stat...

The Vikings are 0-3

Kirk Cousins leads the league with 1,075 yds (on pace for 6,086)
Kirk Cousins leads the league with 9 TD's (on pace for 51)
Kirk Cousins is #3 in passer ratings. (108.2)
Kirk Cousins has only had 2 INT's.

The problem isn't the offense.

For sure. I used to really dislike Cousins but after watching that Quarterbacks show I found it hard to keep disliking him. Plus his wife is a cutie.
I believe they play the Chiefs next so 0-4 is a very strong possibility. On the plus side they do get to play the Bears twice!

Nope...Panthers...someone has to win!

Not necessarily.

You know you are not helping...

[Reservoir Dog]

I think Minnesota might be done for.

Weird stat...

The Vikings are 0-3

Kirk Cousins leads the league with 1,075 yds (on pace for 6,086)
Kirk Cousins leads the league with 9 TD's (on pace for 51)
Kirk Cousins is #3 in passer ratings. (108.2)
Kirk Cousins has only had 2 INT's.

The problem isn't the offense.

For sure. I used to really dislike Cousins but after watching that Quarterbacks show I found it hard to keep disliking him. Plus his wife is a cutie.
I believe they play the Chiefs next so 0-4 is a very strong possibility. On the plus side they do get to play the Bears twice!

Nope...Panthers...someone has to win!

Not necessarily.

You know you are not helping...

I've never said that I'm a Vikings fan.

[CHEEZY17]

I think Minnesota might be done for.

Weird stat...

The Vikings are 0-3

Kirk Cousins leads the league with 1,075 yds (on pace for 6,086)
Kirk Cousins leads the league with 9 TD's (on pace for 51)
Kirk Cousins is #3 in passer ratings. (108.2)
Kirk Cousins has only had 2 INT's.

The problem isn't the offense.

For sure. I used to really dislike Cousins but after watching that Quarterbacks show I found it hard to keep disliking him. Plus his wife is a cutie.
I believe they play the Chiefs next so 0-4 is a very strong possibility. On the plus side they do get to play the Bears twice!

Nope...Panthers...someone has to win!

You are correct, sir, looks like KC is the following week.

[Ricrude]

Weird stat...

The Vikings are 0-3

Kirk Cousins leads the league with 1,075 yds (on pace for 6,086)
Kirk Cousins leads the league with 9 TD's (on pace for 51)
Kirk Cousins is #3 in passer ratings. (108.2)
Kirk Cousins has only had 2 INT's.

The problem isn't the offense.

For sure. I used to really dislike Cousins but after watching that Quarterbacks show I found it hard to keep disliking him. Plus his wife is a cutie.
I believe they play the Chiefs next so 0-4 is a very strong possibility. On the plus side they do get to play the Bears twice!

Nope...Panthers...someone has to win!

Not necessarily.

You know you are not helping...

I've never said that I'm a Vikings fan.

But I can see you're a closet Panthers fan! It's ok...you can come out!

[Ricrude]

I think Minnesota might be done for.

Weird stat...

The Vikings are 0-3

Kirk Cousins leads the league with 1,075 yds (on pace for 6,086)
Kirk Cousins leads the league with 9 TD's (on pace for 51)
Kirk Cousins is #3 in passer ratings. (108.2)
Kirk Cousins has only had 2 INT's.

The problem isn't the offense.

For sure. I used to really dislike Cousins but after watching that Quarterbacks show I found it hard to keep disliking him. Plus his wife is a cutie.
I believe they play the Chiefs next so 0-4 is a very strong possibility. On the plus side they do get to play the Bears twice!

Nope...Panthers...someone has to win!

You are correct, sir, looks like KC is the following week.

Better them than us!

[Reservoir Dog]

For sure. I used to really dislike Cousins but after watching that Quarterbacks show I found it hard to keep disliking him. Plus his wife is a cutie.
I believe they play the Chiefs next so 0-4 is a very strong possibility. On the plus side they do get to play the Bears twice!

Nope...Panthers...someone has to win!

Not necessarily.

You know you are not helping...

I've never said that I'm a Vikings fan.

But I can see you're a closet Panthers fan! It's ok...you can come out!

No. But I do like their logo. That's something.