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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 6:33 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 5:59 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 5:23 pm i doubt he's getting any of it. its just a publicity thing for both of them. Did you see what his jersey sales did after pictures of Taylor in his suite?
She'll have t-shirts to sell at her concerts now..."Yeah, I fucked him"...then there will be the obligatory breakup song that'll be a million seller. Wonder what the title of that would be...
"My tight end is gone"
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Ricrude wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 7:12 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 6:33 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 5:59 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 5:23 pm i doubt he's getting any of it. its just a publicity thing for both of them. Did you see what his jersey sales did after pictures of Taylor in his suite?
She'll have t-shirts to sell at her concerts now..."Yeah, I fucked him"...then there will be the obligatory breakup song that'll be a million seller. Wonder what the title of that would be...
"My tight end is gone"
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Yeah, that was good.
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saltydog wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 6:33 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 5:59 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 5:23 pm i doubt he's getting any of it. its just a publicity thing for both of them. Did you see what his jersey sales did after pictures of Taylor in his suite?
She'll have t-shirts to sell at her concerts now..."Yeah, I fucked him"...then there will be the obligatory breakup song that'll be a million seller. Wonder what the title of that would be...
Swifties don't fuck around. It'll be interesting to see if this becomes a problem within the locker room.
Oh boy...an army of Swifties with strap-ons showing up demanding Kelce's ass...Well, it would make Entertainment Tonite more interesting. Lead story...his ass couldn't cash the check his mouth wrote.
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i read a few minutes ago that tickets to the Jet's game this week-end are skyrocketing because of rumors that Taylor might be there.

I honestly could not name a single song that she has.
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Animal wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:02 pmI honestly could not name a single song that she has.
Me either
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The closest weve ever come to Swift nudity:

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Animal wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:02 pm i read a few minutes ago that tickets to the Jet's game this week-end are skyrocketing because of rumors that Taylor might be there.

I honestly could not name a single song that she has.
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Animal wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:02 pm i read a few minutes ago that tickets to the Jet's game this week-end are skyrocketing because of rumors that Taylor might be there.

I honestly could not name a single song that she has.
My son when he was in middle school was a huge fan of Taylor during her "country" days. When she went pop he dropped her. So I can still hear a bunch of her earlier songs in my head, but would have no idea about anything she's done in the last ten or so years.

I see that old pic of the two semi trailers, one with Taylor on it, the other with Swift, and I can still hear that one old song of hers pound thru my noggin! :lol:
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Mon Oct 02, 2023 12:26 pm
Seems like you get a lot more centrifugal force from the spin move.
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This looks pretty good. Now do health insurance companies.
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stonedmegman wrote: Sat Oct 07, 2023 1:24 pm
you could tell who left the gate open and unlocked as long as they don't put their lock back on and leave the gate unlocked. i like the idea, but i've always just locked locks together in a daisy chain. this is more for showing off your welding skils.
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Animal wrote: Sun Oct 08, 2023 12:56 am
stonedmegman wrote: Sat Oct 07, 2023 1:24 pm
you could tell who left the gate open and unlocked as long as they don't put their lock back on and leave the gate unlocked. i like the idea, but i've always just locked locks together in a daisy chain. this is more for showing off your welding skils.
See these kind of locks all over W Texas. Especially Rancher/ oil field personnel. Not that many locks though. Usually just a few
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yeah , i thought of oil field when i first saw that. not typically that many different people needing access to a gate except on oil and gas leases with cattle, hunters, pipe, drillers, fuel trucks, etc.

some times contractors have to do that if they have a borrow pit on some guy's land and lots of foremen need in. i remember one guy left a gate open, a cow wandered out on the highway and some people were killed. they had no way to identify who left the gate open so every single contractor got hit with part of the settlement.
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8-TrackJones wrote: Mon Oct 02, 2023 5:42 pm
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