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Animal wrote: Thu Dec 21, 2023 6:15 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2023 9:53 pm
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I wonder who can figure out whats wrong with that?
Direction.
yep. I think the Karen's would take issue with the "teacher" cog being a bigger driver of the "children" than the "parent" cog. But the clockwise/counterclockwise is the right answer.
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The entitlement of these cunts is incredible

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I'm up early.
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I'm up early.
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Homebrew wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 8:20 pm Image
In a pinch I'm pretty sure I could fap to that.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 1:45 pm
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In a pinch I'm pretty sure I could fap to that.
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Antknot wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 4:15 am Image
That's fucking hilarious!!!

Shame almost no one under 35 will get it.
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Cassandros wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 3:26 pm
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That's fucking hilarious!!!

Shame almost no one under 35 will get it.
I didn't expect you to get it.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 3:53 pm
Cassandros wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 3:26 pm
Antknot wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 4:15 am Image
That's fucking hilarious!!!

Shame almost no one under 35 will get it.
I didn't expect you to get it.
And why is that?
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Cassandros wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 8:38 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 3:53 pm
Cassandros wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 3:26 pm
Antknot wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 4:15 am Image
That's fucking hilarious!!!

Shame almost no one under 35 will get it.
I didn't expect you to get it.
And why is that?
Because nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 1:45 pm
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In a pinch I'm pretty sure I could fap to that.
what would have been really weird was that if it drove the girls back so far they fell over the railing.Speaking of falling over the railing. I think it was blackjack mulligan,pro wrestler,he was probably 6'6" 370 pounds or something,big guy.He was talking about sharing a rooom with Andre. So he said they're drinking beer and he started thinking he could beat up andre in a real fight,so he got off the bed and walked up to andre and punched him in the face,and andre was just "what was that for?Don't do it again" but black jack did it again and now andre is pissed so andre got up and grabbed him and thru him out on a little patio deck and there on the 10th floor or something.With andre being so pissed off he thru him too hard and he went over the railing and his belt caught on the rail and prevented him from falling to the ground ,so andre went and picked him up and brought him back into the room and told him "don't hit me again"
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peterosehaircut wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 3:44 am
Cassandros wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 8:38 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 3:53 pm
Cassandros wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 3:26 pm
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That's fucking hilarious!!!

Shame almost no one under 35 will get it.
I didn't expect you to get it.
And why is that?
Because nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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