Why can't Canada get its act together to put out the wildfires?

[HighNDry]

I don't even need my smoker now.

just set your brisket out on the porch and go check on it tonight?

As long as a bear doesn't get it first.

hmm. hadn't thought about that. you guys have a whole 'nother set of problems to think about up there.

A friend up the road had a bear break-in to his freezer in his garage and ate all his ice cream.

That’s some Yogi Bear and Boo Boo shit right there.

[stonedmegman]

I don't even need my smoker now.

just set your brisket out on the porch and go check on it tonight?

As long as a bear doesn't get it first.

hmm. hadn't thought about that. you guys have a whole 'nother set of problems to think about up there.

A friend up the road had a bear break-in to his freezer in his garage and ate all his ice cream.

That’s some Yogi Bear and Boo Boo shit right there.

In my best boo boo voice: "But what about the ranger Yogi?"

[Reservoir Dog]

just set your brisket out on the porch and go check on it tonight?

As long as a bear doesn't get it first.

hmm. hadn't thought about that. you guys have a whole 'nother set of problems to think about up there.

A friend up the road had a bear break-in to his freezer in his garage and ate all his ice cream.

That’s some Yogi Bear and Boo Boo shit right there.

In my best boo boo voice: "But what about the ranger Yogi?"

Your friend should have locked his picinic basket.

[woohooguy]

We just got back from Canada, wife and I went up to the falls for a few days. The Niagara Falls area in the Clifton Hill area is a lot of fun.

We had more smoke in upstate New York on the drive up and back, not so much in Canada. All set with Canada for a while, freaking 6 and half hours driving 85 to 95mph.

Tomorrow we are off to the white mountains of New Hampshire until Sunday, see what we get for smoke up there.

[CHEEZY17]

‘Literally off the charts’: Canada’s fire season sets records — and is far from over
Officials say the risk will remain high through summer thanks to drought and above-normal temperatures.
https://www.politico.com/news/2023/07/0 ... n-00104959

[Bluespruce1964]

[FSchmertz]

If this was in the news in the USA, suddenly we'd get dozens of reports of this happening all over, making it seem like a major crime wave.

[CHEEZY17]

The only thing that could make that more Canadian is if he was wearing a hockey sweater while doing it.

[Animal]

obviously they need to outlaw canoes.

[Ricrude]

obviously they need to outlaw canoes.

And get these...

[Reservoir Dog]

Hawaii sends its love.

[stonedmegman]

obviously they need to outlaw canoes.

Ya, it's a bad reminder aboot U.S. American beer.

They are both so close to water.

[peterosehaircut]

obviously they need to outlaw canoes.

Ya, it's a bad reminder aboot U.S. American beer.

They are both so close to water.

I've heard it's like sex in a canoe, their both fucking near water.

[stonedmegman]

obviously they need to outlaw canoes.

Ya, it's a bad reminder aboot U.S. American beer.

They are both so close to water.

I've heard it's like sex in a canoe, their both fucking near water.

That too. It was a rough day at my resp rehab and a few gummies later.

[Reservoir Dog]

Why can't America get its act together to put out the wildfires?

[stonedmegman]

[FSchmertz]

obviously they need to outlaw canoes.

Ya, it's a bad reminder aboot U.S. American beer.

They are both so close to water.

I've heard it's like sex in a canoe, their both fucking near water.

That too. It was a rough day at my resp rehab and a few gummies later.

Don't know if he was first, but I heard Eric Idle tell this joke during a live Monty Python sketch.



P.S. Always wondered about those hats

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cork_hat

[Reservoir Dog]

Incompetent Texans...

Deadly Texas wildfire torches 1 million acres – the largest blaze in state history – as more infernos rage out of control

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/29/us/texas ... index.html

[B-Tender]

Incompetent Texans...

Deadly Texas wildfire torches 1 million acres – the largest blaze in state history – as more infernos rage out of control

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/29/us/texas ... index.html

It's crazy to me that this is happening in February, and not summertime.

[CentralTexasCrude]

Incompetent Texans...

Deadly Texas wildfire torches 1 million acres – the largest blaze in state history – as more infernos rage out of control

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/29/us/texas ... index.html

It's crazy to me that this is happening in February, and not summertime.

Our dry season is Winter

[Reservoir Dog]

Incompetent Texans...

Deadly Texas wildfire torches 1 million acres – the largest blaze in state history – as more infernos rage out of control

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/29/us/texas ... index.html

It's crazy to me that this is happening in February, and not summertime.

Apparently, no one bothered to rake the desert.

[Biker]

Incompetent Texans...

Deadly Texas wildfire torches 1 million acres – the largest blaze in state history – as more infernos rage out of control

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/29/us/texas ... index.html

It's crazy to me that this is happening in February, and not summertime.

Like CTC said, its dry in the winter in the panhandle so it doesn't take much

[Reservoir Dog]

Incompetent Texans...

Deadly Texas wildfire torches 1 million acres – the largest blaze in state history – as more infernos rage out of control

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/29/us/texas ... index.html

It's crazy to me that this is happening in February, and not summertime.

Like CTC said, its dry in the winter in the panhandle so it doesn't take much

Why can't the incompetent Texans put out their wildfires?

[Biker]

Incompetent Texans...

Deadly Texas wildfire torches 1 million acres – the largest blaze in state history – as more infernos rage out of control

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/29/us/texas ... index.html

It's crazy to me that this is happening in February, and not summertime.

Like CTC said, its dry in the winter in the panhandle so it doesn't take much

Why can't the incompetent Texans put out their wildfires?

It took you people months to finally get it under control. Texans will do it in a matter of days

[Reservoir Dog]

Incompetent Texans...

Deadly Texas wildfire torches 1 million acres – the largest blaze in state history – as more infernos rage out of control

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/29/us/texas ... index.html

It's crazy to me that this is happening in February, and not summertime.

Like CTC said, its dry in the winter in the panhandle so it doesn't take much

Why can't the incompetent Texans put out their wildfires?

It took you people months to finally get it under control. Texans will do it in a matter of days

It's your dry season. They should have known it was coming and been prepared for it. Bunch of incompetent fools!
People in the surrounding states are probably having trouble breathing.