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Food touching on a plate.

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Seriously GTFOI. Food is supposed to touch and mix together.
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Is this a Jimmy Stewart movie?
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Weavagra wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:12 am Seriously GTFOI. Food is supposed to touch and mix together.
Agreed. It's all headed to the same place so why the fuck can't it touch on a plate?
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Finally, a serious topic!
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I think it all depends on how advanced your OCD is.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 1:08 pm I think it all depends on how advanced your OCD is.
When you start referring to it as CDO to accommodate your need to alphabetize
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i had a couple of cousins with this mental disorder. they were emotional wrecks at thanksgiving.
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Having some form of OCD is a real bitch. It never makes sense to those without it, but it certainly does to the person with it.

Yes, the food gets mixed in the stomach, but it's an entirely different thing while it's still sitting on the plate. Don't make sense of it.

I've known people with this and other kinds of OCD, I've had my own form, don't try to make sense of it, just don't.
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Some looney fucks don't even mix in their chili toppings. The absolute best way to eat chili is when everything is a cheesy chili cracker paste.
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Geist wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:06 pm Some looney fucks don't even mix in their chili toppings. The absolute best way to eat chili is when everything is a cheesy chili cracker paste.
Fuckin' EH !!!
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its required to mix your refried beans and your mexican rice together until its the consistency of drywall spackle.
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Jello should be served in a separate dish, it does not meld well with anything.
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rule34 wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:27 pm Jello should be served in a separate dish, it does not meld well with anything.
I was probably 10 years old the last time I ate Jello. :lol:
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Jell-O salads with pockets of cottage cheese floating in them like pockets of pus are not appetizing at all.
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we had a kid in 5th grade that came to our school and when we had something like hamburgers,beets,corn,chocolate pudding etc for hot lunch he would put everything onto the burger and eat it just to freak people out.The best thing about the kid was I played baseball with him,peewee league or whatever and his mom was smoking hot. Kind of had that farrah fawcett hair (on her head) going but more developed body,so she'd come to the games wearing next to nothing like short shorts and almost see through halter tops. I always was "riding the bench" but I remember hearing the other mothers seated behind me (oh that's disgusting,she shouldn't even be out in public like that". But boy did us guys enjoy it. Unfortunately I don't even think he stayed at our school for all of 5th grade.
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I like mine on a blender and then I put it on my Stanley cup and drink it like a real American. Bunch pansies round these parts.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:40 pm I like mine on a blender and then I put it on my Stanley cup and drink it like a real American. Bunch pansies round these parts.
How many thousands of dollars did that Stanley cup cost you? :lol:
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My only issue is breakfast, my pancakes or waffles must be on a separate plate, my maple syrup absolutely cannot touch any thing else. When I see someone dip their bacon or sausage patties in syrup I want to smack them.
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Casseroles must be a bitch for people like that.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:49 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:40 pm I like mine on a blender and then I put it on my Stanley cup and drink it like a real American. Bunch pansies round these parts.
How many thousands of dollars did that Stanley cup cost you? :lol:
It was a Toronto tampon one. They paid her to take it.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:49 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:40 pm I like mine on a blender and then I put it on my Stanley cup and drink it like a real American. Bunch pansies round these parts.
How many thousands of dollars did that Stanley cup cost you? :lol:
This but a joke. I still use my fancy Starbucks cups that my son got while he worked at Starbucks lol Why the hell is my "in" "on" .
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peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:27 am My only issue is breakfast, my pancakes or waffles must be on a separate plate, my maple syrup absolutely cannot touch any thing else. When I see someone dip their bacon or sausage patties in syrup I want to smack them.
You are absolutely insane! Maple syrup goes on the bacon too!
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:24 am
peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:27 am My only issue is breakfast, my pancakes or waffles must be on a separate plate, my maple syrup absolutely cannot touch any thing else. When I see someone dip their bacon or sausage patties in syrup I want to smack them.
You are absolutely insane! Maple syrup goes on the bacon too!
And the sausage and the ham.....
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stonedmegman wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 12:35 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:24 am
peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:27 am My only issue is breakfast, my pancakes or waffles must be on a separate plate, my maple syrup absolutely cannot touch any thing else. When I see someone dip their bacon or sausage patties in syrup I want to smack them.
You are absolutely insane! Maple syrup goes on the bacon too!
And the sausage and the ham.....
And it's actually pretty good if as little gets on scrambled eggs too
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Maple syrup in and of itself is fine. Maple flavored anything is putrid.
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