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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Ricrude wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:39 pm Image
What the fuck are these kids spewing, rubber cement?

I grew up in a house with really bad pipes. If any of that was true, I would have made the local Roto Rooter guy very rich.
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Antknot wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:48 pm Image
Actually, its kind of the other way around. She started out as a stripper and got nick-named Elsa after the Disney princess.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1161268/bio/
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nerd_alert wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:09 pm
Antknot wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:48 pm Image
Actually, its kind of the other way around. She started out as a stripper and got nick-named Elsa after the Disney princess.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1161268/bio/
The right can't meme. :lol:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:12 pm
nerd_alert wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:09 pm
Antknot wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:48 pm Image
Actually, its kind of the other way around. She started out as a stripper and got nick-named Elsa after the Disney princess.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1161268/bio/
The right can't meme. :lol:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php? ... 94f8c8185d
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nerd_alert wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:09 pm
Antknot wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:48 pm Image
Actually, its kind of the other way around. She started out as a stripper and got nick-named Elsa after the Disney princess.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1161268/bio/
Elsa was based on the snow queen.
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necronomous wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 11:37 pm
nerd_alert wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:09 pm
Antknot wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:48 pm Image
Actually, its kind of the other way around. She started out as a stripper and got nick-named Elsa after the Disney princess.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1161268/bio/
Elsa was based on the snow queen.
Um, yeah based on cocaine, don't be so fucking naive!!1
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 11:57 pm
necronomous wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 11:37 pm
nerd_alert wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:09 pm
Antknot wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:48 pm Image
Actually, its kind of the other way around. She started out as a stripper and got nick-named Elsa after the Disney princess.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1161268/bio/
Elsa was based on the snow queen.
Um, yeah based on cocaine, don't be so fucking naive!!1
She likes snow cream...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "M" is silent
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Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "M" is silent
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stonedmegman wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 3:28 am
:lol:
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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"Mom, Dad, please don't sell me to Paris Hilton. "

Paris Hilton's son has an incredibly large cranium and she put that child in a hat for a family photo shoot. Obviously none of her people thought about the South Park episode years ago where she asked to buy Butters for 3 million dollars LOL

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disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:04 pm "Mom, Dad, please don't sell me to Paris Hilton. "

Paris Hilton's son has an incredibly large cranium and she put that child in a hat for a family photo shoot. Obviously none of her people thought about the South Park episode years ago where she asked to buy Butters for 3 million dollars LOL

The kid is cute, the guy is creepy.
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Antknot wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:03 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:04 pm "Mom, Dad, please don't sell me to Paris Hilton. "

Paris Hilton's son has an incredibly large cranium and she put that child in a hat for a family photo shoot. Obviously none of her people thought about the South Park episode years ago where she asked to buy Butters for 3 million dollars LOL

The kid is cute, the guy is creepy.
Seven different venereal diseases will have that effect on a guy.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:04 pm "Mom, Dad, please don't sell me to Paris Hilton. "

Paris Hilton's son has an incredibly large cranium and she put that child in a hat for a family photo shoot. Obviously none of her people thought about the South Park episode years ago where she asked to buy Butters for 3 million dollars LOL

Well...at least she knows how to give good head.
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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BigChiefin wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 3:15 pm
Antknot wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:03 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:04 pm "Mom, Dad, please don't sell me to Paris Hilton. "

Paris Hilton's son has an incredibly large cranium and she put that child in a hat for a family photo shoot. Obviously none of her people thought about the South Park episode years ago where she asked to buy Butters for 3 million dollars LOL

The kid is cute, the guy is creepy.
Seven different venereal diseases will have that effect on a guy.
And she was famous for 15 minutes- Why?
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CTC's brother?

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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:50 pm
And she was famous for 15 minutes- Why?
Sex video. She was famous with the other rich, spoiled, whores of the early 2000's.
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:lol: Man I miss Reno 911
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Please let that be real! :lol:
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:50 pm
BigChiefin wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 3:15 pm
Antknot wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:03 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:04 pm "Mom, Dad, please don't sell me to Paris Hilton. "

Paris Hilton's son has an incredibly large cranium and she put that child in a hat for a family photo shoot. Obviously none of her people thought about the South Park episode years ago where she asked to buy Butters for 3 million dollars LOL

The kid is cute, the guy is creepy.
Seven different venereal diseases will have that effect on a guy.
And she was famous for 15 minutes- Why?
a night in Paris.
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