just to try to liven this place up...
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just to try to liven this place up...
but it is serious, at least this first part. I see constant ads on regular tv that you get from a regular antenna for all these pills for guys to get a hard on. I turned 61 a while back and if I need anything, I still need a pill so I don't get a hard on. Not so much though since the covid started. Before that I could go to a large grocery/everything store near me and it would be full of college girls and they didn't wear much in the warmer weather and to me they seemed to like to show it off, or at least didn't care if they did. Since covid that has really dropped off. The university campus that pre covid or actually a few years before at all hours day and night it was bustling, but I no longer go to that area, mainly on the way there there are usually shootings. It used to be so happening. But still, I do see from time to time ladies that stimulate me and at times I almost feel like leaving the store because I get semi-hard, usually not a full fledged hard on but at least partially, so I suppose I'm the one with the problem. I saw a friend of mine probably 3 or 4 years ago and at the time he was probably 50 years old and he and his wife were buying crab legs. And, as a side note, while talking to him, here's old Arnold's daughter ( old Arnold from the skateroom) she's only like 4' 11" and she's trying to reach a top shelf, so I went and got the product for her, and a somewhat typical response "Oh honey, I was told you died years ago". Which, all I could figure is when people saw our family owned machine shop close after 37 years people just assumed I died. That's all I can figure. So I go back to talk to my friend and I asked "isn't that type of food supposed to be an aphrodisiac" and he didn't know what that meant, so I said "it's supposed to make you horny" and he got his wallet out and pulled out a viagra and he was "I've got what I need right here!" . I did later learn he has had some sort of remove colon and stuff like that so maybe that affects him. I also knew a guy with prostrate cancer , they removed his prostrate and he got the all clear but he couldn't get hard after that. I've also heard that but I always think maybe the partner doesn't get them hard, it's just not stimulating, or is the guy really stimulated but just can't get hard. Now I'm to the point I don't remember the second portion of my post so I'll leave it here. But, do that many guys, and just say no other medical problems, let's say when you hit 50 did you start having problems with getting hard. Believe it or not, I'm being totally serious. I know but I'm bombarded with ads from regular tv. Alot of the ads come on duringthe show "movin on" Claude Akins and some other duded are truckers and they get into all sorts of shit. I think Merle Haggard sings the theme song, but there are alot of the get hard pills during that show. And, asalways.... youknow who passes the stick (I bet I got you that time!!!!)
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Ya know, there's a thing called paragraph breaks... 
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No.jsdspif wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 10:45 pm but it is serious, at least this first part. I see constant ads on regular tv that you get from a regular antenna for all these pills for guys to get a hard on. I turned 61 a while back and if I need anything, I still need a pill so I don't get a hard on. Not so much though since the covid started. Before that I could go to a large grocery/everything store near me and it would be full of college girls and they didn't wear much in the warmer weather and to me they seemed to like to show it off, or at least didn't care if they did. Since covid that has really dropped off. The university campus that pre covid or actually a few years before at all hours day and night it was bustling, but I no longer go to that area, mainly on the way there there are usually shootings. It used to be so happening. But still, I do see from time to time ladies that stimulate me and at times I almost feel like leaving the store because I get semi-hard, usually not a full fledged hard on but at least partially, so I suppose I'm the one with the problem. I saw a friend of mine probably 3 or 4 years ago and at the time he was probably 50 years old and he and his wife were buying crab legs. And, as a side note, while talking to him, here's old Arnold's daughter ( old Arnold from the skateroom) she's only like 4' 11" and she's trying to reach a top shelf, so I went and got the product for her, and a somewhat typical response "Oh honey, I was told you died years ago". Which, all I could figure is when people saw our family owned machine shop close after 37 years people just assumed I died. That's all I can figure. So I go back to talk to my friend and I asked "isn't that type of food supposed to be an aphrodisiac" and he didn't know what that meant, so I said "it's supposed to make you horny" and he got his wallet out and pulled out a viagra and he was "I've got what I need right here!" . I did later learn he has had some sort of remove colon and stuff like that so maybe that affects him. I also knew a guy with prostrate cancer , they removed his prostrate and he got the all clear but he couldn't get hard after that. I've also heard that but I always think maybe the partner doesn't get them hard, it's just not stimulating, or is the guy really stimulated but just can't get hard. Now I'm to the point I don't remember the second portion of my post so I'll leave it here. But, do that many guys, and just say no other medical problems, let's say when you hit 50 did you start having problems with getting hard. Believe it or not, I'm being totally serious. I know but I'm bombarded with ads from regular tv. Alot of the ads come on duringthe show "movin on" Claude Akins and some other duded are truckers and they get into all sorts of shit. I think Merle Haggard sings the theme song, but there are alot of the get hard pills during that show. And, asalways.... youknow who passes the stick (I bet I got you that time!!!!)
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Did anyone actually read that? 
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