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Texas, Again.

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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart

https://www.xatakaon.com/magnet/texas-p ... at-walmart
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Biker is going to be VERY upset!
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Wally World sells sex toys?

Clean up on aisle 5?
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What do Texas conservatives have against free enterprise?

If someone wants to buy a dildo from WallyWorld, the state shouldn't stop them.
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So it’s a proposed bill, not a law

Carry on, dumbfucks
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Biker wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:02 pm So it’s a proposed bill, not a law

Carry on, dumbfucks
Biker - *completely ignores the fact that the bill was proposed in the first place*
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:14 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:02 pm So it’s a proposed bill, not a law

Carry on, dumbfucks
Biker - *completely ignores the fact that the bill was proposed in the first place*
Any idiot an propose a bill. Hopefully the others aren’t idiots. But being elected doesn’t mean that they aren’t.
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Antknot wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:26 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:14 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:02 pm So it’s a proposed bill, not a law

Carry on, dumbfucks
Biker - *completely ignores the fact that the bill was proposed in the first place*
Any idiot an propose a bill. Hopefully the others aren’t idiots. But being elected doesn’t mean that they aren’t.
Leave it to Texas to try and ban a woman's right to have an orgasm.
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What Ant said. There are countless stories like this from everywhere and everyone.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:32 pm
Antknot wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:26 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:14 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:02 pm So it’s a proposed bill, not a law

Carry on, dumbfucks
Biker - *completely ignores the fact that the bill was proposed in the first place*
Any idiot an propose a bill. Hopefully the others aren’t idiots. But being elected doesn’t mean that they aren’t.
Leave it to Texas to try and ban a woman's right to have an orgasm.
I know Canadian men are cucked, but here’s a fun fact: In Texas, women have these things called men that are able to provide orgasms for them. In box me for tips
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Biker wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:38 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:32 pm
Antknot wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:26 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:14 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 3:02 pm So it’s a proposed bill, not a law

Carry on, dumbfucks
Biker - *completely ignores the fact that the bill was proposed in the first place*
Any idiot an propose a bill. Hopefully the others aren’t idiots. But being elected doesn’t mean that they aren’t.
Leave it to Texas to try and ban a woman's right to have an orgasm.
I know Canadian men are cucked, but here’s a fun fact: In Texas, women have these things called men that are able to provide orgasms for them. In box me for tips
If Texas men could give their women orgasms, why do women in Texas need half a dozen dildos? :lol:

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years ago a guy at work helped another guy get a bed out of his ex wife's house. The guy said when they moved the bed there was a box of dildos and what not. And, no, the ex wife was not hot.
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