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More news at 8 tomorrow
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A.M. or P.M. ?
What time zone?
Are they bringing tacos?
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The thicker my hat gets the more I'm convinced it ain't aliens, it's from here. I'm just saying, 60 million years ago mammals were basically rodents. Humans come from that. We've only really become what we think of as human over the past 100k years. I believe there was plenty of time in between for another species to have followed a similar evolutionary path that we happened upon (i.e. convergent evolution). Bonobos and chimps are our closest evolutionary cousins and looks how far apart we are. What if we have another cousin we don't know about?

Ftr i believe this about as much as Biker believes what he posts.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Jan 18, 2025 12:41 am A.M. or P.M. ?
What time zone?
Are they bringing tacos?
8pm EDT on News Nation. Oddly enough i did but stuff for double decker bison tacos tomorrow...
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That they’re advertising it more than 24 hours in advance indicates to me that it’s just another bullshit story. If it been real, they’ve been telling you about it now.
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Geist wrote: ↑Sat Jan 18, 2025 12:48 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Jan 18, 2025 12:41 am A.M. or P.M. ?
What time zone?
Are they bringing tacos?
8pm EDT on News Nation. Oddly enough i did but stuff for double decker bison tacos tomorrow...
Well, fuck that alien shit. I'll be watching the Redskins game.

But congratulations on doing butt stuff for bison tacos... I guess.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Jan 18, 2025 1:13 am
Geist wrote: ↑Sat Jan 18, 2025 12:48 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Jan 18, 2025 12:41 am A.M. or P.M. ?
What time zone?
Are they bringing tacos?
8pm EDT on News Nation. Oddly enough i did but stuff for double decker bison tacos tomorrow...
Well, fuck that alien shit. I'll be watching the Redskins game.

But congratulations on doing butt stuff for bison tacos... I guess.
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Geist's go-to method for getting tacos is to do butt stuff.
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I'll gladly do butt stuff for actual disclosure and not this psyop bullshit.
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when Geist goes into Chipotle, he only wears long johns with the flap in the back.
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I'm more of a taco truck girl
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You want to know why Tuesday is Geist's favorite day of the week?
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His favorite taco truck filled him up?
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Blast wrote: ↑Mon Jan 20, 2025 10:54 pm His favorite taco truck filled him up?
He went with the hard tacos over the soft.
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This is why we can't get UFO disclosure, y'all are too worried about what food i stuff in what hole.
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Geist wrote: ↑Mon Jan 20, 2025 11:31 pm This is why we can't get UsualFuckedOrifice disclosure, y'all are too worried about what gets stuffed in what hole.
FTFY
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Jan 20, 2025 11:22 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Mon Jan 20, 2025 10:54 pm His favorite taco truck filled him up?
He went with the hard tacos over the soft.
Of course he did, cause that hard ones just hit the spot.
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Animal wrote: ↑Mon Jan 20, 2025 7:13 pm You want to know why Tuesday is Geist's favorite day of the week?
This is CTC schitk. Is it a Texas thang?
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