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Have I mentioned my steel roses and orchids?
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Blast wrote: Tue Jan 23, 2024 4:53 pm Have I mentioned my steel roses and orchids?
Yeah, but the whole dungeon and hooks thing is such a downer
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Jan 23, 2024 5:12 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Jan 23, 2024 4:53 pm Have I mentioned my steel roses and orchids?
Yeah, but the whole dungeon and hooks thing is such a downer
Maybe for you
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If you're looking for a Valentine's Day gift that’s both stylish and practical, you can't go wrong with a nice designer bag. I’ve given my girlfriend a Coach crossbody before, and she absolutely loved it. It’s something she can use every day, and the quality lasts forever.

If you’re thinking of getting something like that, there are some great options available. I came across this site that offers different Coach bags and accessories, plus reviews to help pick the right one – might be worth checking out: https://coach-bags.co.uk/.
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These last longer than a purse. Actually i need to market these as gifts for guys.
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Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 3:41 pm These last longer than a purse. Actually i need to mallet these as gifts for guys.
Those are really great. Excellent work.
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Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 3:41 pm These last longer than a purse. Actually i need to mallet these as gifts for guys.
Are you also a silversmith? Could you make one of those in silver?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 4:16 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 3:41 pm These last longer than a purse. Actually i need to mallet these as gifts for guys.
Are you also a silversmith? Could you make one of those in silver?
I've never worked in silver but I doubt it would be too hard. Silver is a much softer metal. I have some silver sheet from decorative pieces. I was thinking of melting it and using it for inlays. I may make it into sheet and try this.
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Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 4:29 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 4:16 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 3:41 pm These last longer than a purse. Actually i need to mallet these as gifts for guys.
Are you also a silversmith? Could you make one of those in silver?
I've never worked in silver but I doubt it would be too hard. Silver is a much softer metal. I have some silver sheet from decorative pieces. I was thinking of melting it and using it for inlays. I may make it into sheet and try this.
Let me know if you try it and if you were successful. I have my 25th coming up and I'm trying to find something out of the ordinary.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 4:34 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 4:29 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 4:16 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 3:41 pm These last longer than a purse. Actually i need to mallet these as gifts for guys.
Are you also a silversmith? Could you make one of those in silver?
I've never worked in silver but I doubt it would be too hard. Silver is a much softer metal. I have some silver sheet from decorative pieces. I was thinking of melting it and using it for inlays. I may make it into sheet and try this.
Let me know if you try it and if you were successful. I have my 25th coming up and I'm trying to find something out of the ordinary.
I'll look into it.
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My wife loves the roses Lego.
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Blast wrote: Tue Jan 23, 2024 4:53 pm Have I mentioned my steel roses and orchids?
How much
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 4:34 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 4:29 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 4:16 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 3:41 pm These last longer than a purse. Actually i need to mallet these as gifts for guys.
Are you also a silversmith? Could you make one of those in silver?
I've never worked in silver but I doubt it would be too hard. Silver is a much softer metal. I have some silver sheet from decorative pieces. I was thinking of melting it and using it for inlays. I may make it into sheet and try this.
Let me know if you try it and if you were successful. I have my 25th coming up and I'm trying to find something out of the ordinary.
that's an excellent idea!
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necronomous wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 4:49 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Jan 23, 2024 4:53 pm Have I mentioned my steel roses and orchids?
How much
Those are 125. If you want we can get something set up. I have a couple rainbow and a black rose left I think. They're currently in stores but it's nothing to grab them.
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Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 5:29 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 4:49 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Jan 23, 2024 4:53 pm Have I mentioned my steel roses and orchids?
How much
Those are 125. If you want we can get something set up. I have a couple rainbow and a black rose left I think. They're currently in stores but it's nothing to grab them.
Each or for a set of 3.
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Already did my shopping

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Biker wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 7:29 pm Already did my shopping

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necronomous wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 5:54 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 5:29 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 4:49 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Jan 23, 2024 4:53 pm Have I mentioned my steel roses and orchids?
How much
Those are 125. If you want we can get something set up. I have a couple rainbow and a black rose left I think. They're currently in stores but it's nothing to grab them.
Each or for a set of 3.
That's each. They take about 5 hours to make.
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Biker wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 7:29 pm Already did my shopping

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Does she clip those on your balls?
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Jealous fucks are up in here :lol:
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Biker wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 7:29 pm Already did my shopping

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he's going to be so excited!!!
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Really going to miss biker. Maybe I can sell his boyfriend a rose in memory.
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