I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

All the news from the peanut gallery and where all the nasty trash talk fails miserably.
It can get NSFW-ish here: you have been warned!

Moderator: Animal

User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29625
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#1

Post by Animal »

The following story is a clue to figure out what town I am thinking of. See if you can figure it out.



In the high-tech, yet emotionally distant, world of the near future, Clara's life was a testament to the fact that even with every technological convenience, a significant human element was missing. The great global misevent, an economic collapse that had shifted the world’s priorities, had left her generation with a deep, collective ache for things that felt truly real. Clara found solace in creating tangible objects, rejecting the digital. Her latest creation was a large, intricate artwork made from salvaged circuit boards and wires.

It was a piece she had been working on since she was sixteen, a complex mosaic of forgotten tech. Her friend, a perpetually online influencer named Jax, sneered at it. "It's so... slow," he said, his words delivered with a vocal threep—a common verbal tic of their generation. The sound was manufactured, a synthesized chirp meant to convey mild disapproval without real feeling. It was a sound Clara had grown to despise.

"It takes time to make something that lasts," Clara replied, polishing a piece of copper. Jax, like most of their peers, was completely conditioned by the instant gratification of the data stream. They lived in a world of quick consumption, where everything was temporary and easily discarded. But Clara’s art was different. It was a physical record of time, effort, and forgotten technology, and in its tangible complexity, she found a connection to something profoundly human that her world had lost.
User avatar
Burn1dwn
Non-Gay Omar
Posts: 3979
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:23 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#2

Post by Burn1dwn »

Kerrville
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29625
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#3

Post by Animal »

Burn1dwn wrote: Wed Sep 17, 2025 7:45 pmKerrville
nope. the clues to locating the town are in the story.
User avatar
Biker
Official UJR Russian Asset
Posts: 14393
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:22 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#4

Post by Biker »

Andover?
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29625
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#5

Post by Animal »

Biker wrote: Wed Sep 17, 2025 7:57 pmAndover?
no.
User avatar
CHEEZY17
Libertarian House Cat
Posts: 16872
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:25 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#6

Post by CHEEZY17 »

Obviously Jacksonville. :P
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29625
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#7

Post by Animal »

CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 17, 2025 8:02 pm Obviously Jacksonville. :P
no.
User avatar
Ricrude
Christ, get a life already!
Posts: 2914
Joined: Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:41 pm
Location: Peeking in your window
Interests: Drinking, gambling, running around with the wrong crowd, pranks...typical UJ stuff.
Occupation: In-House Deity

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#8

Post by Ricrude »

Truth or Consequences NM
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29625
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#9

Post by Animal »

Ricrude wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 12:32 pm Truth or Consequences NM
No. There are clues in the story. Listed in sequence to help solve the puzzle.
User avatar
CHEEZY17
Libertarian House Cat
Posts: 16872
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:25 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#10

Post by CHEEZY17 »

Animal wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 12:37 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 12:32 pm Truth or Consequences NM
No. There are clues in the story. Listed in sequence to help solve the puzzle.
One word or two in the name?
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29625
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#11

Post by Animal »

CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 1:08 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 12:37 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 12:32 pm Truth or Consequences NM
No. There are clues in the story. Listed in sequence to help solve the puzzle.
One word or two in the name?
the name of the town is not in the story. but there are one handful of clues that will lead to the name.
User avatar
CHEEZY17
Libertarian House Cat
Posts: 16872
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:25 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#12

Post by CHEEZY17 »

Animal wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 2:00 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 1:08 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 12:37 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 12:32 pm Truth or Consequences NM
No. There are clues in the story. Listed in sequence to help solve the puzzle.
One word or two in the name?
the name of the town is not in the story. but there are one handful of clues that will lead to the name.
I meant the name of the city. One word or two?
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29625
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#13

Post by Animal »

CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 2:26 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 2:00 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 1:08 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 12:37 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 12:32 pm Truth or Consequences NM
No. There are clues in the story. Listed in sequence to help solve the puzzle.
One word or two in the name?
the name of the town is not in the story. but there are one handful of clues that will lead to the name.
I meant the name of the city. One word or two?
The town's name has two words.
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29625
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#14

Post by Animal »

Clues:
1. The town's name is not in the story.
2. Handful of clues in the story.
3. Clues are in sequence to solve the town's name.
4. Town's name has two words.
User avatar
Biker
Official UJR Russian Asset
Posts: 14393
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:22 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#15

Post by Biker »

Is the town in the United States?
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29625
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#16

Post by Animal »

Biker wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 2:38 pm Is the town in the United States?
yes
User avatar
Who
Disgusting Cunt
Posts: 5343
Joined: Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:33 am
Location: God's Waiting Room
Interests: Breasts
Occupation: Trigger Man

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#17

Post by Who »

Kansas City
A Legend In His Own Mind

All Posts Fair & Balanced
User avatar
Ricrude
Christ, get a life already!
Posts: 2914
Joined: Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:41 pm
Location: Peeking in your window
Interests: Drinking, gambling, running around with the wrong crowd, pranks...typical UJ stuff.
Occupation: In-House Deity

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#18

Post by Ricrude »

San Jose
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
User avatar
Biker
Official UJR Russian Asset
Posts: 14393
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:22 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#19

Post by Biker »

There's a museum on the UNC campus that has a wing of forgotten technology art. UNC is in Chapel Hill
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29625
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#20

Post by Animal »

Biker wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 3:50 pm There's a museum on the UNC campus that has a wing of forgotten technology art. UNC is in Chapel Hill
nope. the story itself is not a clue. but the clues are found in the story. clues that when in the proper sequence can locate a town.
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29625
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#21

Post by Animal »

Ricrude wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 3:43 pmSan Jose
no. the population of this town is less than 10,000 people. so without the specific clues, you'd never guess it.
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29625
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#22

Post by Animal »

Clues:
1. The town's name is not in the story.
2. Handful of clues in the story.
3. Clues are in sequence to solve the town's name.
4. Town's name has two words.
5. The town has a population less than 10,000.
6. The clues are in the words in the story, not the story itself.
7. The first sentence does not have a clue in it.
User avatar
nerd_alert
Knows the name of every naked chick
Posts: 1016
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:04 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#23

Post by nerd_alert »

Animal wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 4:14 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 3:43 pmSan Jose
no. the population of this town is less than 10,000 people. so without the specific clues, you'd never guess it.
Less than 10K is pretty small. I'm thinking even with specific clues, we'll never guess it.
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29625
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#24

Post by Animal »

nerd_alert wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 5:43 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 4:14 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 3:43 pmSan Jose
no. the population of this town is less than 10,000 people. so without the specific clues, you'd never guess it.
Less than 10K is pretty small. I'm thinking even with specific clues, we'll never guess it.
it is a very specific clue. but you are on the right thought process.
User avatar
Burn1dwn
Non-Gay Omar
Posts: 3979
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:23 pm

Re: I am thinking of a Town. What town is it?

#25

Post by Burn1dwn »

Copper Harbor
Post Reply