just what you've all been waiting for

[jsdspif]

I've spoken with moderator and who ever doesn't guess who j bird is on first try will be banned for ever. Just kidding

[CHEEZY17]

J-bird is 100% the kid folding his arms in the front row.

[Biker]

I thought J-Bird was a negro

[BigChiefin]

I'm going with top row, arms crossed, off white shirt.

[Animal]

2nd row. far right. afro and plastic jacket.

that 100% looks like the type of guy that would hang out at a roller rink.

[Who]

The Grey haired tranny in the back row

[WarmBidetWater]

Second row from bottom, far left with the necklace...and I pass the stick...

[QillerDaemon]

I thought J-Bird was a negro

We thought the same about you.

[Who]

I thought J-Bird was a negro

We thought the same about you.

Careful you’ll be getting one of those warnings

[Animal]

2nd row. far right. afro and plastic jacket.

that 100% looks like the type of guy that would hang out at a roller rink.

I'm going to double down on this guess based on the drug addled Keith Richards look.

[stonedmegman]

I thought J-Bird was a negro

We thought the same about you.

Leroyed

And top row, glasses and black vest, white shirt.

[peterosehaircut]

Front row, plaid shirt.

[Who]

My second guess is fellow at the end of second row looks like Jim on Taxi

[jsdspif]

I hope to god most of you are joking. A few got it correct. I'm in middle row on the end, that's a hein gerick leather jacket. I got that for my 16th birthday. I'm in my work clothes from my day job and my mom was pissed for 2 reasons, one was I didn't put on good clothes and 2 I looked "pie eyed" I don't remember it being taken but I'm guessing about 81 or 82 . Old Arnold is the really old guy in back. He was 60 years older than me and our birthdays were the same date . The first time I worked with him and got paid he asked if I would give a certain girl, who I later found out Billings was screwing all the time but he kept it secret because she was pretty ugly and looked like a boy, "the root" I said probably not but if I did I'd probably wear 2 condoms, as she was pretty "well known" . So Arnold says "did you ever use a french tickler" and I said no did you? He said "I did back in the 30's but I don't think it did anything". I was 15 at the time. He was a horny mf'er , and he had girlfriends that wanted real kisses, so he'd make sure his wife wasn't looking, that's the old lady near him, and he'd kiss them, just on the lips, no tongue, and then he'd tell the girl "don't let my wife catch us boy, she's an old dried up bitch!" . I guess I'm a product of my environment, take the boy out of the roller rink but can't take roller rink out of the boy. That was about 45 years ago. Had alot of fun back then.

[jsdspif]

I'm going with top row, arms crossed, off white shirt.

That's Mike he was the oldest of the owners 3 hyperactive nephews

[jsdspif]

J-bird is 100% the kid folding his arms in the front row.

That's little billy, the youngest of owners 3 hyper nephews. That's the kid that said there was poop on the floor so arnold handed me a putty knife and a paper towel "go clean it up boy" so I went to clean it up and Billy was "helping" but I popped it in my mouth and ate it. It was actually a piece of smashed tootsie roll. Billy went so hyper he had to go to the emergency room to get something to calm him down. I got into some trouble about that.

[jsdspif]

Second row from bottom, far left with the necklace...and I pass the stick...

That was jill she was pretty straight. I don't really understand why we were all in the picture? Not everyone worked there, not everyone was related to the owner it's just a hodge podge. Next to me is Peggy, I freaked out one time when I was on acid , I thought she was steve marriot from humble pie. It was a pretty good trip.

[jsdspif]

I thought J-Bird was a negro

We thought the same about you.

Leroyed

And top row, glasses and black vest, white shirt.

I forget his name but he was the boyfriend of denise that is next to him. He was a stock car racer at the local track and he raced against randy sweet. Randy invented the removable steering wheel and a mess of other stuff for racing. sweet manufacturing is the name of his place. He also held the world record for fastest time on 3/8th mile track for a long time. Well the guy said "after the races you could tell where randy's car was because there'd always be a mess of empty strawberry boones farm wine bottles".

[jsdspif]

Front row, plaid shirt.

That's nicky he was the middle of the 3 hyper nephews and he was a smart ass. One time the dj said "everyone come to a complete stop so we can go over the rules" but nicky kept skating, so dj said "everyone , that means you nicky" so nicky shouts out "oh go suck yourself!" Looking back I almost think all 3 of them probably had that shaken baby syndrome because when they would do something wrong around arnold (their grandpa) he would grab them by the arms and just shake the shit out of them and yell "you don't do that, you don't do that!"

[jsdspif]

My second guess is fellow at the end of second row looks like Jim on Taxi

now people tell me i look like john goodman and I say "before he lost weight" I was about 6'1" to my skull and when i had my hair all styled up that added about 4 inches or so, and I had "artistic" style skates that added another 4 inches to my height all in a 135 pound frame. I even have seen posts on social media "I remember the tall skinny guy with all the blond hair, he was always there". The photo makes my hair look dark but my hair was really blond but my eyebrows were really dark, so alot of girls thought I bleached my hair but I didn't .

[Biker]

I thought J-Bird was a negro

We thought the same about you.

Careful you’ll be getting one of those warnings

Done

[QillerDaemon]

I thought J-Bird was a negro

We thought the same about you.

Careful you’ll be getting one of those warnings

Done

Good job, kiddo! Let me give you a nice little pat on the noggin for doing such fine work...