Regretting chump yet?
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Regretting chump yet?
How's the war going fuckos? 
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it's going really well. how is it not?
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Iran is basically winning. They're sending 20k drones you have to knock down with million+ interceptors you are running out of. They've closed the straight of Hormuz and can keep it closed indefinitely short of the US putting boots in the ground, at which point you're in a new Vietnam and will rapidly pussy out. You've lost billions already and trump will taco any day now. And the whole thing was an attempt by him to distract from the Epstein files. All you've done is deplete resources and advertise to all gulf states that the American shield has some pretty big holes in it and it's basically worthless. At the cost of billions of dollars with American dead.
How's the war going fuckos?
How's the war going fuckos?
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Their navy is basically destroyed, their air force is destroyed, their army is reduced to firing random missiles at neighboring countries turning them into adversaries, their leadership is dead on multiple levels and the newest "Supreme Leader" is critically wounded and will be dead soon as well as the next guy they choose. Gas prices are still relatively stable here and still under their peak price under Biden. 12 service members are dead but not all of them due to combat. The strait will not be "closed" for long. Iranians are giving tips to the American military on the whereabouts of top regime members and their security.
Iran has no more capabilities to produce missiles or drones and their stockpile is thin. This is evidenced by their decreasing launch rate.
All things considered, I'd say it's going pretty well.

Iran has no more capabilities to produce missiles or drones and their stockpile is thin. This is evidenced by their decreasing launch rate.
All things considered, I'd say it's going pretty well.

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The strait is closed until you put boots in the ground to secure the land inside launch range, at which point you're looking at Vietnam level casualties. They don't need a navy, just their unlimited 20k one way drones. Chump went into this with no thought and no planning, just a vague desire to distract from him being in the epstein files. He's demonstrated the American shield is fairly worthless. Totally unnecessary war and you are losing.
Remember when y'all voted for the clown, remember what he was saying? This is why the Nazis took power, there's that hard core 30% or so that just cannot ever admit ever that they've been lied to.
Remember when y'all voted for the clown, remember what he was saying? This is why the Nazis took power, there's that hard core 30% or so that just cannot ever admit ever that they've been lied to.
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We have no business being involved in this.
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It's going so great that Trump is calling for the strong US ally China to send ships to help keep the Straight open.
I'm almost embarrassed for him.
I'm almost embarrassed for him.
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Nobody is really winning, yet
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Thats what I think too.
I voted for Trump, but I didnt vote for this
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You're right on all points except for the part where US is losing, and the Nazi partAnalHamster wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 1:21 pm The strait is closed until you put boots in the ground to secure the land inside launch range, at which point you're looking at Vietnam level casualties. They don't need a navy, just their unlimited 20k one way drones. Chump went into this with no thought and no planning, just a vague desire to distract from him being in the epstein files. He's demonstrated the American shield is fairly worthless. Totally unnecessary war and you are losing.
Remember when y'all voted for the clown, remember what he was saying? This is why the Nazis took power, there's that hard core 30% or so that just cannot ever admit ever that they've been lied to.
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The US is losing strategically - obviously no great issue with bombing a country, air dominance achieved. What Iran has done is demonstrated you cannot fulfil security guarantees in the region so US bases are just a liability now. It'll be boots on the ground if you want the strait reopened which will mean a lot of casualties of the type you actually notice.BombaySapphire wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 8:25 pmYou're right on all points except for the part where US is losing, and the Nazi partAnalHamster wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 1:21 pm The strait is closed until you put boots in the ground to secure the land inside launch range, at which point you're looking at Vietnam level casualties. They don't need a navy, just their unlimited 20k one way drones. Chump went into this with no thought and no planning, just a vague desire to distract from him being in the epstein files. He's demonstrated the American shield is fairly worthless. Totally unnecessary war and you are losing.
Remember when y'all voted for the clown, remember what he was saying? This is why the Nazis took power, there's that hard core 30% or so that just cannot ever admit ever that they've been lied to.
Only point I've made with regard to the Nazis is a third of the people voted for them and stuck with them no matter what, and that is just historical fact. We're seeing the same thing with chump voters no matter what he does.
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The strait will be opened soon enough. The military action is literally only 2 weeks old and the strait has been "closed" for, what? 2 days?AnalHamster wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 1:21 pm The strait is closed until you put boots in the ground to secure the land inside launch range, at which point you're looking at Vietnam level casualties. They don't need a navy, just their unlimited 20k one way drones. Chump went into this with no thought and no planning, just a vague desire to distract from him being in the epstein files. He's demonstrated the American shield is fairly worthless. Totally unnecessary war and you are losing.
Remember when y'all voted for the clown, remember what he was saying? This is why the Nazis took power, there's that hard core 30% or so that just cannot ever admit ever that they've been lied to.
The Iranian navy and Air Force are destroyed. The army is reduced to firing willy-nilly at its neighbors which in turn is turning even other Arab states against them. They most certainly do not have "unlimited" missiles or drones which is evidenced by their rationing of said items shown in the launch chart you ignored. The American military has lost 12 total troops and some not even due to combat. There is no other way to describe this but as a complete and total military crushing.
The Iranian people are now helping the US military with locations of regime members and IRGC. No military operation is perfect and there will be setbacks and unforeseen events that will have to be addressed. If it results in a more western friendly leadership that does not sponsor Hezbollah, Hamas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, and Houthi rebels, I'd say that's a win.
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After 5 years of Trump as POTUS it's hard to believe how many folks don't understand how he sees things. I'm not saying I agree or disagree with his viewpoint on this but I do see some logic in it:
He is looking at this situation just like he looks at NATO and the UN: he wants others that benefit from our involvement to contribute. In his eyes he is ridding the area of a leading sponsor of global terrorism which benefits everyone. The Iranians last ditch effort, their "Hail Mary" to coerce the US into allowing the regime to survive, is to "shut down" the strait. Very little of our oil comes through there while estimates say 35-50% of China's does. No traffic in the strait directly affects others, like China, way more than it affects us. Again, in his eyes, the countries that most directly benefit from the free flow of ships through the strait should have some skin in the game in keeping it that way.
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Its way too early to call it a loss (or a win).AnalHamster wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 8:41 pmThe US is losing strategically - obviously no great issue with bombing a country, air dominance achieved. What Iran has done is demonstrated you cannot fulfil security guarantees in the region so US bases are just a liability now. It'll be boots on the ground if you want the strait reopened which will mean a lot of casualties of the type you actually notice.BombaySapphire wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 8:25 pmYou're right on all points except for the part where US is losing, and the Nazi partAnalHamster wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 1:21 pm The strait is closed until you put boots in the ground to secure the land inside launch range, at which point you're looking at Vietnam level casualties. They don't need a navy, just their unlimited 20k one way drones. Chump went into this with no thought and no planning, just a vague desire to distract from him being in the epstein files. He's demonstrated the American shield is fairly worthless. Totally unnecessary war and you are losing.
Remember when y'all voted for the clown, remember what he was saying? This is why the Nazis took power, there's that hard core 30% or so that just cannot ever admit ever that they've been lied to.
Only point I've made with regard to the Nazis is a third of the people voted for them and stuck with them no matter what, and that is just historical fact. We're seeing the same thing with chump voters no matter what he does.
But I will admit that I dont think this is going to end well for Trump.
He should have kept his word, no new wars
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If Iran fires hundreds of these small FPV drones at US army bases it could overwhelm air defenses and cause big problems.
FPV drones are cheap too, they cost no more than $2,000
FPV drones are cheap too, they cost no more than $2,000
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100%BombaySapphire wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 8:23 pmThats what I think too.
I voted for Trump, but I didnt vote for this
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This is how empires end. Romans, Nazis, Brits…..all overextended themselves
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Oil is a commodity, everyone is affected when a quarter of the supply stops. China will use money to buy oil elsewhere, you can already see the price surge. The strait isn't opening any time soon either, chumps latest plan to beg allies for ships would take weeks to put together, if anyone actually wants to join your war.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2026 8:15 amAfter 5 years of Trump as POTUS it's hard to believe how many folks don't understand how he sees things. I'm not saying I agree or disagree with his viewpoint on this but I do see some logic in it:
He is looking at this situation just like he looks at NATO and the UN: he wants others that benefit from our involvement to contribute. In his eyes he is ridding the area of a leading sponsor of global terrorism which benefits everyone. The Iranians last ditch effort, their "Hail Mary" to coerce the US into allowing the regime to survive, is to "shut down" the strait. Very little of our oil comes through there while estimates say 35-50% of China's does. No traffic in the strait directly affects others, like China, way more than it affects us. Again, in his eyes, the countries that most directly benefit from the free flow of ships through the strait should have some skin in the game in keeping it that way.
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1)Trump knew closing the Straight was Iran's main weapon of retaliation if he attacked.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2026 8:15 amAfter 5 years of Trump as POTUS it's hard to believe how many folks don't understand how he sees things. I'm not saying I agree or disagree with his viewpoint on this but I do see some logic in it:
He is looking at this situation just like he looks at NATO and the UN: he wants others that benefit from our involvement to contribute. In his eyes he is ridding the area of a leading sponsor of global terrorism which benefits everyone. The Iranians last ditch effort, their "Hail Mary" to coerce the US into allowing the regime to survive, is to "shut down" the strait. Very little of our oil comes through there while estimates say 35-50% of China's does. No traffic in the strait directly affects others, like China, way more than it affects us. Again, in his eyes, the countries that most directly benefit from the free flow of ships through the strait should have some skin in the game in keeping it that way.
2)Generals warned Trump before the attack that they couldn't keep the Straight open
3)Forcing your allies to play ball is completely different than asking adversaries to clean up your mess.
4)Allowing China to have any say in opening the Straight weakens the US and strengthens China.
5)Iran is already talking about not targeting oil tankers that trade in Yuan instead of the Dollar.
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Iran is doing so awesomely that they are firing their inferior weapons tech on their neighbors.
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their strategy is to get enough countries pissed off and calling Trump to end the attacks. Its not a bad strategy actually. That coupled with price of oil and people not getting the shipments they need. All they are trying to do is get out of this with control of the country still in their hands. they don't give a damn about the damage or the loss of lives. they killed more of their own people a few weeks ago than we have.
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Damn, your ears must have started burning late Friday evening while I was editing the member list, "where the fuck has AH gone, why did he abandon us?!" I was thinking. And boom! here you are
I've regretted 47 since he somehow was reelected. I'm not sure this country will be able to reverse all the damage he can potentially cause in the next couple of years, if it can ever be. I won't go as far to say that every Trump voter is a traitor to the US, but I can certainly think it on a dark Florida morning. And if those connected to him somehow squeeze out another term, that's lights-out for the US. Whatever we were, we'll have lost.
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Their inferior tech has hit 11 US bases in those neighbouring countries, including a half billion dollar radar system. Seems like a fairly solid tactic, not like any of those countries can seriously challenge Iran. They've relied on the US shield, which it turns out relied on not being tested.
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Biker emailed to say how much he wuvs me and missed me so I thought I'd check in. Still a bit of a righty echo chamber but now chumps chickens are coming home to roost. Citizens shot dead by his goons on US streets, NATO teetering, now your very own forever war.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2026 8:45 pmDamn, your ears must have started burning late Friday evening while I was editing the member list, "where the fuck has AH gone, why did he abandon us?!" I was thinking. And boom! here you areWelcome back!
I've regretted 47 since he somehow was reelected. I'm not sure this country will be able to reverse all the damage he can potentially cause in the next couple of years, if it can ever be. I won't go as far to say that every Trump voter is a traitor to the US, but I can certainly think it on a dark Florida morning. And if those connected to him somehow squeeze out another term, that's lights-out for the US. Whatever we were, we'll have lost.