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empty (?) grolsch (sp?) bottles

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the 16 0z. green bottles with the flip top thing. In about 2005 I bought like 50 empties to bottle home made beer , after one time I got cornykegs. So I talked to my buddy that owns a farm and he said buy 5 gallons of fresh cider from me and dump about 3 pounds sugar and yeast and bottle it up. So i did but I think I put about 6 pounds in it. So a couple nights ago I was gathering all those empties and I found 6 bottles that weren't empty still had "wine" in them, but the stuff is close to moonshine for me, I'm pretty much a beer drinker. Years ago I drank 3 bottles of the stuff and I woke up on my kitchen floor. At that time I had a potbelly pig living in my house and she didn't need a kennel so she woke me up. To be woken up with stinky ass pig breath... so I got up and realized I have different clothes on. So went in the bathroom and here's the clothes I was wearing and they're soaked with piss and I had taken a shower, but I remember nothing of that. So now I had 7 beers and am beered out so I opened up a bottle of that wine, I swear that shit is moon shine, so see what happens. J-Bird passes the stick....
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Can we get someone to be the official UJR Cliff's Notes writer for these posts? Thanks.
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He can't handle his booze. The hard cider knocked him on his ass thinking it had the punch of wine. He also pissed himself again.
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I bet instead of a washer and dryer, that jdpsfjkd just has a burn barrel.
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Blast wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2026 2:04 pm He can't handle his booze. The hard cider knocked him on his ass thinking it had the punch of wine. He also pissed himself again.
Wait a minute... is jsdspif actually s.murph? :shocked:

So much now makes sense.
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Blast wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2026 2:04 pm He can't handle his booze. The hard cider knocked him on his ass thinking it had the punch of wine. He also pissed himself again.
Perfect! :lol:
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QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2026 3:46 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2026 2:04 pm He can't handle his booze. The hard cider knocked him on his ass thinking it had the punch of wine. He also pissed himself again.
Wait a minute... is jsdspif actually s.murph? :shocked:

So much now makes sense.
Oh, man. I forgot about Murphy. That dude was great. :lol:
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CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2026 5:19 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2026 3:46 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2026 2:04 pm He can't handle his booze. The hard cider knocked him on his ass thinking it had the punch of wine. He also pissed himself again.
Wait a minute... is jsdspif actually s.murph? :shocked:

So much now makes sense.
Oh, man. I forgot about Murphy. That dude was great. :lol:
A whole lot better than the other old fuck from Florida.
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