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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Some kind or fart spray...lol. Would love to terrorize the grandkids with it...maybe this.

It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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If only there was a word for that.....


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Dear God in Heaven. That brand is made by Satan with a vagina. True story I bought a package of their maxi pads. The packaging said it was made with some kind of herbs or whatever I figured I don't know, hippie stuff for my vadge, that's cool.
Narrator: It was not.
As soon as that maxi pad touched my vagina it gave a burning cooling sensation that I can only describe as hot fire with toothpaste applied to it. I don't know what the fuck is in those maxi pads I took it off had to get in a sitz bath and then threw them away!!
aren't you glad I'm posting
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I don't know much about pads....Googled and this came updisco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2026 11:04 pmDear God in Heaven. That brand is made by Satan with a vagina. True story I bought a package of their maxi pads. The packaging said it was made with some kind of herbs or whatever I figured I don't know, hippie stuff for my vadge, that's cool.
Narrator: It was not.
As soon as that maxi pad touched my vagina it gave a burning cooling sensation that I can only describe as hot fire with toothpaste applied to it. I don't know what the fuck is in those maxi pads I took it off had to get in a sitz bath and then threw them away!!
aren't you glad I'm posting![]()
Potential Side Effects and Considerations
Burning Sensation: While many users enjoy the cooling effect, some report a severe burning or stinging sensation due to the mint and menthol ingredients.
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They're not supposed to tingle
Some ladies are crazy.
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A quite timely article that just popped up on my Google News....for you and all the other humans with vaginas on the board
"Wellness culture is trying to sell you products your vagina doesn’t need"
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2026 ... -marketing
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Needs pics of vaginas.nerd_alert wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:31 amA quite timely article that just popped up on my Google News....for you and all the other humans with vaginas on the board
"Wellness culture is trying to sell you products your vagina doesn’t need"
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2026 ... -marketing
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This is what comes to mind when I see "honey pot"


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As an owner of a vagina yes they are trying so hard to sell women's stuff for their vaginas. The Kardashians, the one that doesn't have all of the plastic surgery the cute one I think her name is Kourtney, she marketed a whole brand of pills like probiotics. There's all kinds of stuff out there and as we all know a vagina is self cleaning. When women start putting stuff in it to perfume it and do all kinds of shit like that to mess up pH that's when problems arise!nerd_alert wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:31 amA quite timely article that just popped up on my Google News....for you and all the other humans with vaginas on the board
"Wellness culture is trying to sell you products your vagina doesn’t need"
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2026 ... -marketing
I try to avoid the "pink tax" too by using men's razors and shaving cream.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2026 4:40 pmAs an owner of a vagina yes they are trying so hard to sell women's stuff for their vaginas. The Kardashians, the one that doesn't have all of the plastic surgery the cute one I think her name is Kourtney, she marketed a whole brand of pills like probiotics. There's all kinds of stuff out there and as we all know a vagina is self cleaning. When women start putting stuff in it to perfume it and do all kinds of shit like that to mess up pH that's when problems arise!nerd_alert wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:31 amA quite timely article that just popped up on my Google News....for you and all the other humans with vaginas on the board
"Wellness culture is trying to sell you products your vagina doesn’t need"
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2026 ... -marketing
I try to avoid the "pink tax" too by using men's razors and shaving cream.

It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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This is a "honey pot". You of all people should know this.

What if it was one guy with six guns?
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A honeypot spy (or "honey trap") is an undercover operative—historically often female—who uses romantic, sexual, or personal relationships to entrap a target and extract sensitive information, gain influence, or blackmail them. This espionage tactic exploits human vulnerability, preying on loneliness or desire.
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Mmmmmm. This guy is about to get some quality face sitting time.
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