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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Ricrude wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2026 3:42 pm
This was fucking hilarious! What was that stuff?
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peterosehaircut wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2026 3:15 am
Ricrude wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2026 3:42 pm
This was fucking hilarious! What was that stuff?
Some kind or fart spray...lol. Would love to terrorize the grandkids with it...maybe this.

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If only there was a word for that.....

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Biker wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 10:49 pm If only there was a word for that.....

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Dear God in Heaven. That brand is made by Satan with a vagina. True story I bought a package of their maxi pads. The packaging said it was made with some kind of herbs or whatever I figured I don't know, hippie stuff for my vadge, that's cool.

Narrator: It was not.

As soon as that maxi pad touched my vagina it gave a burning cooling sensation that I can only describe as hot fire with toothpaste applied to it. I don't know what the fuck is in those maxi pads I took it off had to get in a sitz bath and then threw them away!!

aren't you glad I'm posting :wub:
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 11:04 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2026 10:49 pm If only there was a word for that.....

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Dear God in Heaven. That brand is made by Satan with a vagina. True story I bought a package of their maxi pads. The packaging said it was made with some kind of herbs or whatever I figured I don't know, hippie stuff for my vadge, that's cool.

Narrator: It was not.

As soon as that maxi pad touched my vagina it gave a burning cooling sensation that I can only describe as hot fire with toothpaste applied to it. I don't know what the fuck is in those maxi pads I took it off had to get in a sitz bath and then threw them away!!

aren't you glad I'm posting :wub:
I don't know much about pads....Googled and this came up
Potential Side Effects and Considerations
Burning Sensation: While many users enjoy the cooling effect, some report a severe burning or stinging sensation due to the mint and menthol ingredients.
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They're not supposed to tingle :lol: Some ladies are crazy.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:26 am They're not supposed to tingle :lol: Some ladies are crazy.
A quite timely article that just popped up on my Google News....for you and all the other humans with vaginas on the board

"Wellness culture is trying to sell you products your vagina doesn’t need"
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2026 ... -marketing
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nerd_alert wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:31 am
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:26 am They're not supposed to tingle :lol: Some ladies are crazy.
A quite timely article that just popped up on my Google News....for you and all the other humans with vaginas on the board

"Wellness culture is trying to sell you products your vagina doesn’t need"
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2026 ... -marketing
Needs pics of vaginas.
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This is what comes to mind when I see "honey pot"

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nerd_alert wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:31 am
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:26 am They're not supposed to tingle :lol: Some ladies are crazy.
A quite timely article that just popped up on my Google News....for you and all the other humans with vaginas on the board

"Wellness culture is trying to sell you products your vagina doesn’t need"
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2026 ... -marketing
As an owner of a vagina yes they are trying so hard to sell women's stuff for their vaginas. The Kardashians, the one that doesn't have all of the plastic surgery the cute one I think her name is Kourtney, she marketed a whole brand of pills like probiotics. There's all kinds of stuff out there and as we all know a vagina is self cleaning. When women start putting stuff in it to perfume it and do all kinds of shit like that to mess up pH that's when problems arise!

I try to avoid the "pink tax" too by using men's razors and shaving cream.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 4:40 pm
nerd_alert wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:31 am
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:26 am They're not supposed to tingle :lol: Some ladies are crazy.
A quite timely article that just popped up on my Google News....for you and all the other humans with vaginas on the board

"Wellness culture is trying to sell you products your vagina doesn’t need"
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2026 ... -marketing
As an owner of a vagina yes they are trying so hard to sell women's stuff for their vaginas. The Kardashians, the one that doesn't have all of the plastic surgery the cute one I think her name is Kourtney, she marketed a whole brand of pills like probiotics. There's all kinds of stuff out there and as we all know a vagina is self cleaning. When women start putting stuff in it to perfume it and do all kinds of shit like that to mess up pH that's when problems arise!

I try to avoid the "pink tax" too by using men's razors and shaving cream.
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Animal wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:22 pm This is what comes to mind when I see "honey pot"

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This is a "honey pot". You of all people should know this.

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A honeypot spy (or "honey trap") is an undercover operative—historically often female—who uses romantic, sexual, or personal relationships to entrap a target and extract sensitive information, gain influence, or blackmail them. This espionage tactic exploits human vulnerability, preying on loneliness or desire.
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Ricrude wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2026 6:20 pm
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Mmmmmm. This guy is about to get some quality face sitting time. :D
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